Rose, now you’re big enough to know that real readers don’t use a bookmark, they memorised the number of the page and what was the last phrase they read.
Here’s a trick Rose. Ask everyone there to memorize the page number. Then when you get back write down every number they remember as well as what you remember. Divide the total count of the page numbers by the number of people who remembered a number. That’s the page number! Simple, right?
No serious reader like Rose would have forgotten her bookmark. If she was already reading it, she would have had to stop to come to the game, so she would have needed her bookmark then. And I guarantee that Rose puts a bookmark into her next book before she even starts it.
angelolady Premium Member over 2 years ago
Uh-oh. Sterling’s cue.
saobadao over 2 years ago
Light a car on fire….Sterling is all in!
angelolady Premium Member over 2 years ago
Little birds in nests above them. But I don’t see Seagull.
cdcoventry over 2 years ago
you had Stirling at “fire”
Templo S.U.D. over 2 years ago
Some baseball game, isn’t it?
Ida No over 2 years ago
Dad has a whole bunch of stats pages that he’s not using. Take one of those.
Baba27 over 2 years ago
How about memorizing the page number?
nyrB Premium Member over 2 years ago
i must be missing something – light a car on fire?
chidecki Premium Member over 2 years ago
I love the cup in the fence, that’s something I would do. HA!!
some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member over 2 years ago
Rose gets it.
Aladar30 Premium Member over 2 years ago
Rose, now you’re big enough to know that real readers don’t use a bookmark, they memorised the number of the page and what was the last phrase they read.
jschumaker over 2 years ago
I got a chuckle from Sterling crawling all over Dad in the 2nd panel.
crookedwolf Premium Member over 2 years ago
Amelia and Spud having yet another lover’s quarrel, wonder what it’s about this time..?
mrsdonaldson over 2 years ago
Find a leaf or see if anyone has a Kleenex.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 2 years ago
That is why I like all the inserts in magazines and catalogs. Make great bookmarks!
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 2 years ago
“…fire?”
Killraven Premium Member over 2 years ago
Here’s a trick Rose. Ask everyone there to memorize the page number. Then when you get back write down every number they remember as well as what you remember. Divide the total count of the page numbers by the number of people who remembered a number. That’s the page number! Simple, right?
well-i-never over 2 years ago
There must be a program or a scorecard somewhere close by!
morningglory73 Premium Member over 2 years ago
Sterling is always on the alert for mayhem.
Diat60 over 2 years ago
Rose’s reverence for books is admirable, but I’ll stick with my Kobo. It remembers for me.
HobbesForPrez 2024 over 2 years ago
The detail is incredible! Watch the ball, then Spud and Amelia!
《Lily》 Premium Member over 2 years ago
I don’t believe in bookmarks. I just memorize my page number.
scyphi26 over 2 years ago
Silly Rose, your intended hypothetical question is, in reality, the magic words for summoning Sterling. :P
That said, I admit to being with Rose on this—I always cringe at the practice of dogearing pages.
Aaronious over 2 years ago
Oh Rose – you’re smart enough to remember what page you’re on. I used to do that and not use a book mark.
goboboyd over 2 years ago
I’m with Rose on this one.
Coocalici over 2 years ago
Woah, sterling said a full sentence!
Lawrence Stetz Premium Member over 2 years ago
it’s nice seeing Rose going a little insane now and then.
Wlly Blly over 2 years ago
Is it that hard to remember the page number?
brooklyn51 over 2 years ago
I’m with Rose. I hate it when people dog-ear book pages, especially library books.
Publius10608218 over 2 years ago
Use your hat, you’ll take it off for the helmet anyway ;{]
wordsmeet over 2 years ago
Easy, Rose; pick up a leaf and use it as a bookmark.
donwestonmysteries over 2 years ago
Future librarian.
LrdSlvrhnd over 2 years ago
I’d rather light a car on fire than fold a page!
I bet Wallace’s dad can spare some paper from his clipboard. Or maybe his cap bill until she’s back in the dugout.
dpullen17 over 2 years ago
No serious reader like Rose would have forgotten her bookmark. If she was already reading it, she would have had to stop to come to the game, so she would have needed her bookmark then. And I guarantee that Rose puts a bookmark into her next book before she even starts it.
Lastly, isn’t that why they keep Spud around?
Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member over 2 years ago
Another reason why I like Rose: She likes books. Not just the knowledge and the stories in them, but the books themselves.
FunnyMinnion over 2 years ago
Use a sunflower seed!
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 2 years ago
A piece of paper?
rossevrymn over 2 years ago
I married a Rose.
Jacob Mattingly over 2 years ago
Rose you are my faviorite, and that is a hard contest… but dont’ shout fire near a crowded sterling.