We have an Amish family next door, they raise sheep. Usually the sheep just sit there, every day, eating grass and doing their sheepy thing, growing hair. Then one day they all disappear, only to reappear the next day all de-wooled and looking, ahem, sheepish.
I wonder why the old farmer is the only one (including the sheep!) not to look surprised? What does he know? Although seagull looks simply angry – maybe he understood what the farmer knows as soon as he saw Sterling!
I still like the Calvin & Hobbes version: C: Dad, where do babies come from? D: well, most people get the kit from Sears and follow the instructions. C: I CAME FROM SEARS? D: no, you were a blue light special at KMart – almost as good and a lot cheaper. (it does explain a few things, of course…)
catchup about 1 year ago
Yet another Sterling creation myth! I like this one.
angelolady Premium Member about 1 year ago
I like the tiny little bird on the fence post.
angelolady Premium Member about 1 year ago
Bet the opening panel is really cute. (sniff)
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member about 1 year ago
Origin Story #46.
Baba27 about 1 year ago
Aw, a Sterling in sheep’s clothing!
some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member about 1 year ago
Ooh, once you let them name them they get attached. Rookie move there.
Ida No about 1 year ago
Shear lies.
Michael Jones about 1 year ago
a rugged Dude it is
posse1 Premium Member about 1 year ago
I wish I could’ve seen my own face when I read ‘It was a little boy." I did not see that comin’!
crookedwolf Premium Member about 1 year ago
Seagull’s expression in the fourth panel!!
Pocosdad about 1 year ago
Watson Farm – where men are men, and sheep are afraid.
CaptainKiddeo about 1 year ago
Mom looks completely unimpressed with the “rugged dude”.
VanLaser about 1 year ago
Sterling always turns up like a bad penny
jschumaker about 1 year ago
I love Seagull’s expression in the 4th and 5th panels. He knew Sterling was bad news from the moment he saw him.
Brian Premium Member about 1 year ago
Could’ve taken care of that unibrow while you were shearing. Sterling is fake sleeping. Everyone know he really sleeps with his eyes open.
ajr58(1) about 1 year ago
Sterling across the multiverse …..
The Doctor about 1 year ago
Not as dark and satanic, but a little more confusing. How did he get covered in wool?
Old Time Tales about 1 year ago
We have an Amish family next door, they raise sheep. Usually the sheep just sit there, every day, eating grass and doing their sheepy thing, growing hair. Then one day they all disappear, only to reappear the next day all de-wooled and looking, ahem, sheepish.
Sunzoomspark about 1 year ago
I wonder why the old farmer is the only one (including the sheep!) not to look surprised? What does he know? Although seagull looks simply angry – maybe he understood what the farmer knows as soon as he saw Sterling!
Code the Enforcer about 1 year ago
Will Henry should do a book solely based on the plethora of Sterling origins! It would sell, I say! … :)
scyphi26 about 1 year ago
I think this Sterling origin story is my favorite so far. Simple and straightforward yet effective!
jrgtr42 about 1 year ago
I still like the Calvin & Hobbes version: C: Dad, where do babies come from? D: well, most people get the kit from Sears and follow the instructions. C: I CAME FROM SEARS? D: no, you were a blue light special at KMart – almost as good and a lot cheaper. (it does explain a few things, of course…)
goboboyd about 1 year ago
Sterling was the brand name of the sheep shears?
Spider-UK about 1 year ago
So this is origin number 5 for Sterling?
mr_sherman Premium Member about 1 year ago
The opening panel shows Wallace and his dad walking along the path with Sterling asleep in the carrier.
GKBOWOOD Premium Member about 1 year ago
Those sheep are really cute! I love how big their eyes got in the 5th panel.
tammyspeakslife Premium Member about 1 year ago
How many “That’s how we got Sterling” myths is that now?
NWdryad about 1 year ago
OMG I love all these origin stories…
ChrisTrey about 1 year ago
So Seagull has been around since before Sterling became part of the family? That’s a long life span for a bird. Or is the current Seagull his/her kid?
Or is Wallace’s Seagull friend like Jonathan Livingston Seagull, with the ability to travel in space and time at will?
imagenesis about 1 year ago
Even the sheep were surprised!
wordsmeet about 1 year ago
I didn’t see that one coming! Hahahah! Sterling, the mutant sheep-boy.
YouSless Premium Member 12 months ago
I mean, this one actually seems like it’s true.
doyle.denise17 Premium Member 4 months ago
Me too!