Wallace the Brave by Will Henry for February 13, 2025

But if I eat too much cheese,

I befoul the breeze.

Seagull is probably near, with a chip bag on his head.

Geez.

On my knees. Begging you please. To just let me eat me cheese.

I have lived in Belize for thirty three years. Never made the connection of Belize & cheese. Thanks Wallace

“He flies through the air with the greatest of ease,

The daring young man on the flying trapeze."

No one thought of mentioning cheese in that song.

works for me

Gouda on you, Spud – don’t let anyone make you bleu!

She’s trying to appease

I am concerned about the pencil in his ear … even I know that that is dangerous.

Instead of “Radishes!” she could say, “Ee kudish!”

His rant in the second panel made me freeze.

Sorry, best I could do.

The Snug Harbor Boys and The Rhyming Dilemma.

… if you please.

There was a man with some cheese

But along came Spud who said “Please”

They ate some together

In all kinds of weather

and then flew off to Belize

Geez!

Man! Spud, that’s using your giant brain now!

Oh jeez, don’t you sneeze on my cheese or I’ll send you to Belize.

Please.

………soon to be a sports announcer!!!!!

but please don’t sneeze…….

Spud truly is a lyrical genius, the whole comments section is punching rhymes :))

Geez

the bees knees pay their fees with ease in the trees whike eating these peas.

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Peas

Fleas

I’m allergic to dairy

So it’s really quite scary:

Exposure to cheese

Gets me starting to wheeze.

“i love cheese; doesn’t everyone agree? so stringy, so cheesy, no time for peas! savor it with ease; fall to your knees! begging for more of these” – spudalicious!

He’s a Cheese Whiz

Radishes NO NOT rhyme with cheese.

He’s good at the rhyme and meter part, but the part where he conveys an actual message with both still needs some refining. :P