Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for March 06, 2019

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    enigmamz  over 5 years ago

    HEATHEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don’t just hang him, BURN HIM!!!!!!!

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    littlejohn Premium Member over 5 years ago

    He prefers snickers though.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 5 years ago

    As a kid I ran afoul of play ground society when I refused to break off the Hershey squares and eat them. I just bit into the bar. I was a savage. Not fit for the swing set crowd.

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    Troglodyte  over 5 years ago

    Sometimes I never get the hang of this ’ toon!

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    jagedlo  over 5 years ago

    Break Me Off a Piece of that Kit Kat bar commercial…,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRM8aoMXhh8

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    jpayne4040  over 5 years ago

    What a horrible human being!

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    blakerl  over 5 years ago

    What has the boy done? He didn’t break apart his kit kat bar. And this is an offence? One punishable by death. Where have you been? Fighting in the Crusades. Unfortunately, my father couldn’t get me into the National Guard.

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    Zebrastripes  over 5 years ago

    In other words, he didn’t want to share his KitKat Bar! (((((Crunch))))

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    LadyPeterW  over 5 years ago

    Monster! Uncouth savage! Chocolate must be savored, bite by bite, it is too precious to just gulp down! (Snigger.)

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    katfromky  over 5 years ago

    I was in similar trouble for not twisting open my oreos!

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    Nachikethass  over 5 years ago

    But it wasn’t a KitKat! It was a Kvikk Lunsj!

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member over 5 years ago

    I wonder what the punishment is for eating a candy bar with a knife and fork?

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    dsidney49  over 5 years ago

    I wonder where I stand then? I used to bite into individual peanut M&Ms, extract the peanut, devour the peanut, and then eat the remaining chocolate shell… Did I mention my OCD…??

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    WCraft Premium Member over 5 years ago

    I’ll bet he didn’t separate his M&Ms by color before eating them, either!

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    waes-hael  over 5 years ago

    He’s guilty of a worse act of depravity: he hung the toilet paper backwards!

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    wingalls  over 5 years ago

    His brother was beheaded for eating string cheese from the end, instead of pulling of long strings from the side.

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    tcayer  over 5 years ago

    Oh come on, give him a break!

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    KennethJohnson  over 5 years ago

    Those are the breaks, he won’t be hanging around…

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    harry49  over 5 years ago

    and you are still alive?

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    hariseldon59  over 5 years ago

    Love the anachronisms in this strip.

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    eladee AKA Wally  over 5 years ago

    Just bite into it!!! We Rebels and Rogues have to stick together.

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    Iwa Iniki  over 5 years ago

    If I had one, you could have the entire bar. I do not like chocolate.

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    rshive  over 5 years ago

    The Fink has his ideas of proper behavior— and enforces them.

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  over 5 years ago

    The outlaw’s road to glory.

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    Fastfur07  over 5 years ago

    I just bite into a Toblerone without breaking off a peak. Okay… I’m gonna go hide now. (hides) Only the voraphiles can find me now, and at least I can have a conversation with them before they turn me in. (googles it) Okay… it’s not illegal, just a way of doing it? Right… let me out… help…

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