Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for December 09, 2022

I suppose it was before the Apple vs Android days?

I used to drink ales and pilsners. Now I drink stouts and porters. The only beer I ever tasted that I disliked was an IPA.

I suppose they will do “Tastes great! Less filling!” next.

Belagered by doubt.

This one hits eerily home: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sta%C5%84czyk_(painting)

Give them time. Sooner or later they will ferment an answer that they can hop on. The problem is that they will be really ale-ing by that time and barley remember what their solution was. They should write down their answer yeast they forget what they were arguing about.

Only difference is in politics they are both horrible

“I’ll have a lager and lime, and a lager and lime.” – Ringo

It all started with the Pepsi Challenge.

When it comes to beer, Bung takes it either way!

Tastes great! Less filling!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkM9VdOcjGA&t=3s

This only means one thing, a drink off. Ready Set Go. Yip yip yip yip yip

Can’t wait to see Impkins & Patsnozzle comment.

Ah Ha! A Light Supremacist. Dark Beer Matters! Let’s go burn down a tavern in peaceful protest.

Shot and beer. Shot and beer. Shot and bear. Sh.t and bar. Singing—“Home me the way to go show, I’m bed and I wanna go to tired. I hadda little hour about a drink ago….”

The greatest debate since Star Wars vs. Star Trek

The only good beer is the one to boil the kielbasa. Any other beer is just plane nasty.

Shades of Miller Lite beer commercials

Bung loves his drinks!

IPA. I’ll Puke Alone

Light beers taste like urine. Stouts at least have flavor.

In Heaven there is no beer/ That’s why we drink it here./ And when we are gone from here/ Our friends will be drinking all the beer.

The Drawing of the Dark.

If that were modern times, there would be a majority of networks only featuring commercials from dark beer and only one featuring light beer. That is how they keep us all stirred up.

Royal Crown Cola!!

(If you want the best….)

Tastes great! Less filling!

I would drink any kind of beer, as long as the other guy pas.

Signs for a brew pub window,

“Come ale away with us.

Any Porter in a storm.

Give a stout out to those you love.”

Light beer in the summer, dark beer in the winter.

There is no need for argument, and I’ll fight anyone who claims otherwise.

What ever happened to Coors Extra Gold? Not that I liked it or ever want to see it again, but wasn’t their motto something like “This ain’t no downstream beer!”. I thought Coors Light was the only “light beer” (meaning reduced calorie) that was any good, back during the light beer craze (I’m thinking the 1980’s). Anymore all I’ll drink are Stouts, Porters, and dark or amber ales.

I’ll have a root beer, please.

I find it hard to believe advertisers think we are stupid enough to believe other people spend any of their time actually debating “Less flling…More taste”