There’s one big problem with wanting the ability to teleport. The Prime series “The Boys” got it right. When you teleport, you’d arrive at the other point naked.
You have the chance to download an app to your phone. This app will only be active for thirty minutes from the moment you activate it, and it can only do one of the following two functions-
1- It renders you and anything you carry completely invisible for 30 minutes, or;
2- It can teleport you anywhere you want to go within a 1000 mile radius, and return you to your original location in 30 minutes.
I always fear teleporting inside of a wall. Because there is large space between atoms (relative to the size of atoms), my atoms would have atoms of the material making up concrete in between them.
Qiset over 1 year ago
That spell is for the birds.
The dude from FL Premium Member over 1 year ago
Keep working at it
incognito over 1 year ago
At least you landed on something. Other than just air…..
karlykru Premium Member over 1 year ago
I must be tired, missing the humor???
cubswin2016 over 1 year ago
It makes me wonder how the people on Star Trek handle it.
littlejohn Premium Member over 1 year ago
Looks like it got you to the Church. But it couldn’t get you in the Church. Why is that?
firefrost over 1 year ago
Be grateful. Could have ported a mile up in the sky.
The Reader Premium Member over 1 year ago
Bugs! You’re lucky you didn’t end up like Jeff Goldbloom!
incognito over 1 year ago
Could have been worse, could have landed on the spire……..
Chithing Premium Member over 1 year ago
Get some flue powder, Wiz. It’s not as if you haven’t “borrowed” a lot of other stuff from Harry.
jagedlo over 1 year ago
Some?
Goat from PBS over 1 year ago
That just seems dangerous. Imagine teleporting inside a volcano.
potfarmer over 1 year ago
I thought that this old world might be getting him down.
yip yip yip over 1 year ago
At least you didn’t end up in the kitchen and then put to work. yip yip yip yip yip
preacherman Premium Member over 1 year ago
I’ve been having the same problem with my smartphone. It’s a mystery.
StoicLion1973 over 1 year ago
Wiz doesn’t apparate very well…
MRC112 over 1 year ago
There’s one big problem with wanting the ability to teleport. The Prime series “The Boys” got it right. When you teleport, you’d arrive at the other point naked.
sloaches over 1 year ago
Here’s an open question-
You have the chance to download an app to your phone. This app will only be active for thirty minutes from the moment you activate it, and it can only do one of the following two functions-
1- It renders you and anything you carry completely invisible for 30 minutes, or;
2- It can teleport you anywhere you want to go within a 1000 mile radius, and return you to your original location in 30 minutes.
Which option would you choose, and why?
poppacapsmokeblower over 1 year ago
I always fear teleporting inside of a wall. Because there is large space between atoms (relative to the size of atoms), my atoms would have atoms of the material making up concrete in between them.
rshive over 1 year ago
The bugs are probably somewhere on ground level.
bigcatbusiness over 1 year ago
Isn’t bug spray better? Or a bug zapper?
Dkram over 1 year ago
Make sure there aren’t any flies transported with you.
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Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
If at first you don’t succeed try try again!
ladykat over 1 year ago
Yeah, Wiz, you don’t want to land on a steep roof. Practice, practice, practice.
David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs over 1 year ago
It keeps teleportation interesting:
“Will I survive this next time too?”KEA over 1 year ago
well… not where he wanted to go, but at least all of him got there
raybarb44 over 1 year ago
Hogwarts had entire classes for that. Might want to take some night school classes there…..
weirdme Premium Member over 1 year ago
cool to have but the fine detail are to be work on!