Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for December 29, 2023

At least he didn’t release the hounds, like Mr. Burns.

Hey, they’re having a bull session, so he’ll fit right in.

I’d think twice before annoying Wiz. I wouldn’t do well as a frog.

Knowing the Wiz and a drunken Wiz at that, the Bar guy is soon gonna get a load of BS (figuratively & literally) during the night!

Better get a moo on.

I take it the Kraken wasn’t available.

Not what the Fink meant when he asked for a can of “Red Bull”™.

(Other Energy Drinks are available…)

Bull vs. Dragon.

Bar keep … we’ll have some barbecue steak.

Time to unleashes Red Bull and sends em flying eh.

Wiz will turn it into a mouse.

But they haven’t even gotten their drinks yet. No tip for the bad nose job!

They apparently didn’t believe they really had to go. They thought they were being handed a bunch of bull.

They were kind of right – but they were right in the wrong way.

And head straight for the China shop

Be less messy just release Andy Capp

Time to go out to the places you will be from…

I see poor Harv has to deal with a lot of bull at his job…

That’ll do it.

Maybe now you will have something to go home for!!!!!!

So they’re going to open a china shop?

Their method of dispersing bar patrons is bull-loney!

That bull looks like it’s had a few too many already.

Looks a happy enough bull

why does the bull have cross eyes?

Looks like that bull had a bit too much, too!

What are they gonna do? Release the bull?

Oh crap…

It looks like they’re being charged extra.

Slipping in some “Closing Time” lyrics… with some paraphrase.

Incentivise

Better start zapping ….. Wizard ….. :)

That’s a line from a rock song, played on “Jack FM” in LA…

The pub keepers on Andy Capp might like this idea.

“Closing time, one last call for alcoholSo, finish your whiskey or beerClosing time, you don’t have to go homeBut you can’t stay here” (Semisonic)(In Buffalo, we release a bison)

Would Harv be a buller or a bully? At any rate, he sure is a sharp dresser.

I’m old enough so I think about the Schlitz Malt Liquor Bull instead.