Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for May 30, 2024

If only that would work

Because he doesn’t have any sweet patch kids to eat.

Today’s soundtrack: ‘Bad Blood’ by Neil Sedaka (with Elton John)

SPK, now in Citronella flavor!

That will make them pucker.

Huh? Me no get.

Build some bat houses, they’ll keep the mosquito population under control.

And it was just 4 days ago he had to evict that spider to keep his wife happy. He should’ve stood his ground and kept the spider.

Blood sugar? No, this is blood sour.

And if SPK don’t work, try Fireballs

Early mosquito repellent.

I wish.

Well the Wiz is always a bit of a sour-puss !!

One of the times my late wife was on chemo she would watch them light, bite, and fall off dead.

Ugh. Sour patch kids are so much tamer than they used to be.

Don’t mess with the Wiz.

My camping instructor said that his camping instructor said that all you have to to is to swallow a “leetle cloe of garleek”.

PUCKER POWER!!!

Wonder how alcohol (non rubbing) would work