Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for August 27, 2024

Did we expect otherwise? Bung is a known fool.

He’s a fish. Is he going to suffocate at you threateningly?

I’ve heard of tough pork, but tough fish?

walleye with fillet, En Garde

Not a walleye — that’s a carp, and he’s going to play with other carps with it. Haven’t you ever heard of carp-to-carp walleting?

Picked the “mugger” section, I see.

On the scale of things. That’s a Cutthroat Trout that will always tout about things and take your money. But watch out for Flounders. They are ambushers. They will pop out of seemingly nowhere.

Central Park, NYC!!!

A bull shark.

There sometheeng fishy here.

Never go to the south of the pond it is always the worst just like everything else, South Bronx was so bad they made a Movie out if it in 1981. South Part of America are still fighting the Civil War that they lost 160 years ago. Mississippi has the poorest and least intelligent people in the whole country. Then you can look at the South of North American Continent which brings you right into Mexico. Look at the world and you see Sicily started the Mafia and they will not even take someone if they are from Italy, they have to be from Sicily..Then you have the whole Country of Australia where all of the criminals were sent to bypass prisons. Even airlines do not fly near the South Pole. Even GOD feels this way, that is why Heaven is North and Hell is south.

I thought that sword fish were only a salt water fish?

The funny thing is no one is going to believe Bung. LOL

…….and he picked the right part of the lake!!!

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach him how to fish and you make him fish bait.

must have missed the “SWAMP” sign

A loan shark collects.

Mackerel the Knife?

My father-in-law is an avid fisherman. I must warn him about robber carp.

“Quick! Or I’ll gut you like a Fi… just hurry!”

He’ll be disappointed when he realizes a “fin” is a five dollar bill, not an actual fin.

Do not fish in the water hazard at Mar-A-Lago.

Clearly, the fish has been in the boat three days.

Whatever you do, don’t take the bait!

That’s what happens to fish that drop out and don’t stay in schools

The fish has no fear of being caught; he knows it’s ‘catch and release’ for ID prosecutors these days.

It’s a gold"dagger"fish.

Trying to sell him a knife.

If Bung is fishing, where’s the fishing line?

That’s the Bronx mutation of the Chinese Carp!

Hey! Where’s the fishing line and the bobber???

Apparently that carptocurrency thing was a bust…

No fishing line. For his sake, he better pretend to fish.

Whole new meaning to rough waters.

I’ve heard of a swordfish, but never a knifefish.

Bung is about to get soaked.

LOL