There once was a man from… a place that would get me banned XD
There once was a man from Poughkeepsie
Who often got just a bit tipsy…
Garrison Keillor once told this one on A Prairie Home Companion:
There once was a sailor named Tex
Who avoided pre-marital sex
By thinking of Jesus
And social diseases
And amusing himself below decks.
Is that “Mensa Cola” on the machine?
It would probably drop over dead from oxygen starvation.
So they asked Roy to build something that could help them find an answer, and he made “a time machine from a Ford Taurus”.
Horis the hapless hippotried to light his Zippohe settled his bumon a gasoline drumand turned a complete flippo.
darn, formatting didn’t work!
Biden is from Delaware.
The limerick packs laughs anatomical
In a form that is quite economical.
But the good ones I’ve seen
So seldom are clean,
And the clean ones so seldom are comical.
At least he was from Delaware and not Nantucket…
“…He ogled them up, that randy li’l pup.
In his head they all were quite bare…"
I want to hear the rest.
I’ve never heard the Delaware one.
Now, I need to know the rest of the limerick.
John Zakour and Scott Roberts
mischugenah 11 months ago
There once was a man from… a place that would get me banned XD
cdward 11 months ago
There once was a man from Poughkeepsie
Who often got just a bit tipsy…
Pedmar Premium Member 11 months ago
Garrison Keillor once told this one on A Prairie Home Companion:
There once was a sailor named Tex
Who avoided pre-marital sex
By thinking of Jesus
And social diseases
And amusing himself below decks.
eromlig 11 months ago
Is that “Mensa Cola” on the machine?
Brass Orchid Premium Member 11 months ago
It would probably drop over dead from oxygen starvation.
phritzg Premium Member 11 months ago
So they asked Roy to build something that could help them find an answer, and he made “a time machine from a Ford Taurus”.
thight1944 11 months ago
Horis the hapless hippotried to light his Zippohe settled his bumon a gasoline drumand turned a complete flippo.
thight1944 11 months ago
darn, formatting didn’t work!
V45mikky 11 months ago
Biden is from Delaware.
amaneaux 11 months ago
The limerick packs laughs anatomical
In a form that is quite economical.
But the good ones I’ve seen
So seldom are clean,
And the clean ones so seldom are comical.
dpatrickryan Premium Member 11 months ago
At least he was from Delaware and not Nantucket…
ChessPirate 11 months ago
“…He ogled them up, that randy li’l pup.
In his head they all were quite bare…"
NWdryad 11 months ago
I want to hear the rest.
willie_mctell 11 months ago
I’ve never heard the Delaware one.
Allen Lewis Premium Member 11 months ago
Now, I need to know the rest of the limerick.