Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for January 16, 2025

Would sketch pads full of puke be considered “artistic expression”??

This is exactly what I was thinking from the very beginning – how come Andy would have missed that! o_O (this is a superpower by the way)

Artful dodger

C, He’s got it down to a science.

Lie still for hours on end, AND a toned, muscular frame.

wicked burn Flo!

She sets them up and slams them hone.

Still not taking the job. It’s the principle of the thing.

Nobody wants to see Andy naked. Well maybe a few of you freaks do, but not everyone!

Andy doesn’t want to ruin his reputation as a lay about.

“Muscular body tone”! How can Andy be muscular when he avoids work?

Point to Flo….

Many people such as Percy, debt collectors and the law would love to see Andy on a canvas.

Preferably in a boxing ring.

Years of practice.

Good one, Flo!

On the nose, Flo!

Lie still yes he can, but being quiet is a whole other matter.

We all knew what she meant.

Funny

Whatever arm Andy uses for his pints should be very strong.

Everyone saw that one coming, except Andy.

Getting paid to be a layabout either defeats the purpose or is a dream come true.

He was standing for his statue in Hartlepool! No small feat..

No go. If there were any women in the class, there’s no way Andy would remain still. He’d be trying to chat up every one.

You can also add you lie about your toned, muscular frame.