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I’m not going to make fun of this guy’s gargantuan honker which could be mistaken as his conjoined twin. People are just people and our individual characteristics are not to be disrespected or shamed, even a horrendous appendage in the middle of ones face which could pass for him being impaled by some sort of porcine animal with no legs but with two small holes which often drip mucous as he speaks and breathes.
Coincidence, I just had my annual eye exam and picked out my new frames yesterday. As usual, I told the guy to just find me a pair that looks like the ones I’m wearing. After all, it’s about the lenses.
ʲᔆ about 13 hours ago
his nickname in high-scool was
Dreadfully Dull Darryl
Blu Bunny about 13 hours ago
Obviously those aren’t three of the most popular/best selling frames.
ninjanick101 about 13 hours ago
If it ain’t broke…
danketaz Premium Member about 12 hours ago
Easier on the artist anyhow.
9thCapricorn about 12 hours ago
I actually like the big thick frame….
iggyman about 10 hours ago
Hard to see over that nose anyway!
Claire Voyant about 10 hours ago
I like yesterdays best
GirlGeek Premium Member about 10 hours ago
If you want to pick out new frames, let an optician help
markkahler52 about 8 hours ago
Ask to borrow Gabby or Kate’s glasses from “Grand Avenue”
rock_smasher_9 about 8 hours ago
At least she’s honest. That’s a good trait in a wife. So don’t be mad, Darryl. Be glad that she’s criticizing you.
MIHorn Premium Member about 6 hours ago
“Wear your old ones”? So no change in lenses, just the frames?
HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member about 6 hours ago
Darryl could get contact lenses except they’d end up in his nostrils.
Huckleberry Hiroshima Premium Member about 6 hours ago
I’m not going to make fun of this guy’s gargantuan honker which could be mistaken as his conjoined twin. People are just people and our individual characteristics are not to be disrespected or shamed, even a horrendous appendage in the middle of ones face which could pass for him being impaled by some sort of porcine animal with no legs but with two small holes which often drip mucous as he speaks and breathes.
goboboyd about 6 hours ago
You just do you. That’s crazy enough.
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] about 5 hours ago
try t he “Dr.Cyclops”—style glasses.Your children will obey you forever
PoodleGroomer about 5 hours ago
I got my prescription, and the doctor’s frame selections were all from Roy Orbison Optical.
bbbmorrell about 5 hours ago
I liked the thin ones, but would never wear them.
ctolson about 5 hours ago
Darryl should have consulted the MacPhearson Fashion Diva for assistance when picking out his free try first selections.
GojusJoe about 5 hours ago
Coincidence, I just had my annual eye exam and picked out my new frames yesterday. As usual, I told the guy to just find me a pair that looks like the ones I’m wearing. After all, it’s about the lenses.
Sponkbob about 5 hours ago
No, no, gimme two seconds.
Daltongang Premium Member about 5 hours ago
Change is so hard for some people.
John Jorgensen about 4 hours ago
But he needs to update his prescription, doesn’t he? Or replace them due to wear and tear?
J-Yoshi64 about 4 hours ago
Basic, the word you should’ve used is basic. I use it for my style all the time.
MuddyUSA Premium Member about 4 hours ago
Really?
Smeagol about 2 hours ago
Almost went over your head Darryl.
The Quiet One about 1 hour ago
Way to be encouraging, Wanda.