B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for January 20, 2019

ESP-Extra Snake Perception

Rule for violence. Violence for rule.

How?…….She attended the “Stephen Curry School of Clubbing”……..That’s how.

She’s got a great caddie. Gave her the right club and correctly estimated the distance and windage.

A woman always knows

The FB is a “hate-seeking missile”!

An impressive display of accuracy, especially since she doesn’t make use of either radar or laser guidance in her attack.

10, 10, 10, 8, 10, 10

How? Practice, practice, practice…

“And there you have it, ladies and gentlemen, “Precision Clubbing!” And be sure to tune in tomorrow when Fat Broad demonstrates how to get a man using a club!”

Again like ants just said snake, if you knew that, you would rule the world (and you almost came that close to doing it, too).

Humans are not the only violent species on Earth. There are plenty of aggressive species in the insect world: African bees and fire ants come to mind. In terms of sheer numbers, insects do kind of rule the world. They were here before us, and they will most likely be here when we’re gone.

A developing frontal cortex and instinct for a parabola. Red meat helps, but she hasn’t learned how to put snake on a spit as a mobius strip to cook evenly.

Bet you didn’t know that she’s Thor’s grand mother.

She has Snake-Dar!

Sssstupid sssssnake, ssssilence is golden…

Lets stop making asps of ourselves.

As a species.. ants are more successful than humans and have ruled it before and will long after our pathetic attempt.

Humans are violent, because we had to be. Everything else on the planet was bigger badder and had more teeth. We are the result of evolution.

Wow, the fine art of non-radar guided loathing taken to its highest form. Well done madam.

Thus the origin of the term snake eyes.

snake head go fuunk!!!!

My whacking stick wont come back.

My whacking stick wont come back.

I wave the thing all over the place.

Practice ’til I get black in the face.

I’m an old disgrace to the caveman race.

My whacking stick wont come back.

She must have a “Divine Guidance” system.

Little did the rocks know how powerful rock concerts would become, spawning the rise of the hearing-aid industrial complex.

Ants are the only species as violent as humans.

The East German judges would have given it an 8 back in the old days

Panel 6, she throws the club with her left hand. Panel 7, her right arm is extended. ?!?!?