B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for March 12, 2022

Just a couple of earthworms discussing the humans.

It’s a matter of perspective.

We appreciate your contributions for being fish bait.

Do you know how to tell which end of the worm is the head of the worm?

All you have to do is tickle the middle and see which end giggles.

I learned that worms have no eyes or ears And cannot smell, so how do they know there humans out there?

I’m never walking barefoot again.

I don’t eat my poop after pooping it, so IT IS I who “contributes” more to the world,… ‘cause I don’t take it back! ;-)

Hey, we poop as much as you.

Now if only they could feed off of a certain Russian thug.

Well me contributes great natural organic manure to the woods.

It’s nice to have a career, even if it is in management.

If those worms took over the earth, we’d have global worming..

Benny: Sometimes I eat your poop, just for a change. You been feeling well?

They’re not so smart. He’s talking to his other end!

You contribute more than the entire human animal race!

“The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out,

the worms play pinochle on your snout…"

The world is amazingly complex and beautiful. The role of worms and untold numbers of other organisms in the soil have enabled life to flourish.

we are to blame for everything. I remember in the 1970’s everyone was suppose to recycle; do you? Most of you don’t.

Phil Harris speaking to Jack (Jackson) Benny. Sounds about right.

Vibrations of the ground

Eew!

Correctimundo!

Worms create soil, soil makes plants grow, plants feed everything else. Sounds like a great contribution!

A matter of pride.

So, I guess when they get home from work they never say, “Honey – what’s for dinner?”

Not the same dirt – that would just be stupid. :)

Not “yet…” but “Because” you do that, you contribute more

he’s gotta point

You contribute more than our government does. They are just about worthless.

Same for humans when we spread waste treatment center solids on farm crop fields for our sweet corn, etc. (You are welcome worms….)

yep

You can thank Europe and more recently Asia for our mighty earthworms. Yup, thousands of years ago an invasive species. https://www.theweathernetwork.com/us/news/article/invasive-earthworms-in-the-boreal-forest-could-contribute-to-climate-change

Yep, worms are marvelous things. They do marvelous things for the soil. Although in some areas, discarded fishing worms have become invasive species that have upset the natural ecosystem.

They both enrich and turn the soil.

This is true.