Makes me wonder how he got the superglue on the top of his shell? His legs can’t reach up that far. Did he use a long scrubbing brush? wouldn’t the brush be super glued up there?
Wait until you see the twenty seven 8×10 color glossy pictures with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one explaining what each one was about and where I took it.
seanfear 26 days ago
he can still plug his ears, I suppose
Ahuehuete 26 days ago
And he has a slide projector too
yoey1957 26 days ago
Since you won’t be going anywhere for awhile, let me sing to you the song of my people.
Enter.Name.Here 26 days ago
(Puts on headphones playing the entire Led Zeppelin collection) “Speak away John.”
hubbard3188 26 days ago
With the obligatory slide or video presentation, depending on your era.
danketaz Premium Member 26 days ago
The fiend.
Doug K 26 days ago
Adapted from Way #47 of 101 Ways to Get a Captive Audience
Subtitle: And How to Keep Them Captive.
wirepunchr 25 days ago
One person’s heaven is another person’s hell.
dcdete. 25 days ago
Makes me wonder how he got the superglue on the top of his shell? His legs can’t reach up that far. Did he use a long scrubbing brush? wouldn’t the brush be super glued up there?
Daltongang Premium Member 25 days ago
Just-me 25 days ago
He’ll have trouble getting rid of the bird now and the foot prints on his shell will be difficult to buff out.
preacherman Premium Member 25 days ago
A captive audience.
Prey 25 days ago
Uh, John, I need the bathroom!
ladykat 25 days ago
Unkind.
rshive 25 days ago
A captive audience!
mckeonfuneralhomebx 25 days ago
How far away did he go if he walked there and back in a week.. the journey is half the trip if not all of it in his case.
mindjob 25 days ago
At least he didn’t pull a Clockwork Orange
Amra Leo 25 days ago
Mwa. Ha. Ha…
Chris 25 days ago
that’ll keep him from escaping before you finish. :D
DaBump Premium Member 25 days ago
And show all the pictures of the grandkids!
rockyridge1977 25 days ago
Another boring vacation…….I bet it was a “little” slow!!!!!
joannesshadow 25 days ago
I just got back from Italy. My immediate goal is to bore as many people as possible with pictures and videos.
David Huie Green ForceIsAUsefulFiction 25 days ago
So THAT’S how you get folks to stay so you can finish with an audience.
GENIUS!!
markkahler52 25 days ago
Well, yeah, his visit to the glue factory…
Kudzufan 25 days ago
Sing one of these songs.
You Light Up My Life. By Debbie Boon
Your Got to Kiss an Angel Good Morning. By Charlie Pride.
I Like to Build the World a Home, and Furnish it with Love. By the New Seekers.
tammyspeakslife Premium Member 25 days ago
Ope! Out comes the slide projector.
zeexenon 25 days ago
Bet he has a two-hour PowerPoint presentation. (Akin to my uncles slides in the ’50s.)
WentHulk 25 days ago
lol clever turtle.
danketaz Premium Member 25 days ago
It might also help break the Dooky’s habit of spontaneous tap dance routines.
Vaporman 25 days ago
“I have slides! THREE trays! It’ll be so much fun!”
samadartson 25 days ago
He’s now a Commodore Bird; “I’m stuck on you…”
aikidoshi 25 days ago
At least it isn’t a slide show.
elvira.alejandro 25 days ago
Someone is asking for ear plugs?
razzledazzle295 25 days ago
Oh, dear Lord. I wonder how many slides.
eddi-TBH 25 days ago
Under the circumstances, I’d consider gnawing a paw off.
zapboy Premium Member 25 days ago
Not any different of me trapped in the car with someone talking about what they see on Facebook all time.