For people lying dead still on the ground – just be glad that it wasn’t a vulture! Or a group of flying vultures, which is a fine ‘kettle’ of vultures!
When I was a Busch Gardens in Florida this happened to me, some big bird got me on my right shoulder and man did it stink, just threw the jacket away and purchased another one at Epcot.
Albatross is also known as the Gooney Bird. That was the nickname aviators called the Douglas C-47 that was the workhorse aircraft during WWII. Didn’t know it was a bomber, too. ;-p
Coopersdad 24 days ago
Oh Crap!!!!
oldthang 24 days ago
Ewww!!!
Imagine 24 days ago
On the bright side: it didn’t look like an elephant.
FreyjaRN Premium Member 24 days ago
Albatross! Gannet on a stick! (Love Monty Python!)
KC135E/R BOOMER 24 days ago
Sunscreen…
MayCauseBurns 24 days ago
Rain.
incognito 24 days ago
His nose was too much of a target to miss……
dcdete. 24 days ago
For people lying dead still on the ground – just be glad that it wasn’t a vulture! Or a group of flying vultures, which is a fine ‘kettle’ of vultures!
JohnCL 24 days ago
Pelicans do that while flying in squadron formation.
kucpa Premium Member 24 days ago
Birdy birdy in the sky, why’d you do that in my eye ?
dsatvoinde Premium Member 24 days ago
Good thing his mouth was closed at that moment.
Gent 24 days ago
Just waits till hoomins is invent hunting guns ya steenky birds!
Randy Walters 23 days ago
I’d like to take this opportunity to recommend my favorite early Robert Altman film: “Brewster McCloud.”
It’s Shelly Duvall’s first film, and it’s really kind of wonderful. (Those who have seen it know why I’m mentioning it with this strip.)
Man of the Woods 23 days ago
When I was a Busch Gardens in Florida this happened to me, some big bird got me on my right shoulder and man did it stink, just threw the jacket away and purchased another one at Epcot.
rockyridge1977 23 days ago
Correct……
potfarmer 23 days ago
Imagine the different myth if Newton was on the beach instead of under an apple tree.
Chris 23 days ago
gross… :P
Just-me 23 days ago
Having had a similar experience, it’s not one I would recommend
Count Olaf Premium Member 23 days ago
Thank Heavens it wasn’t an elephant.
Daltongang Premium Member 23 days ago
Two seagulls, Gertrude and Heathcliff.
Gertrude and Heathcliff are flying along when Heathcliff suddenly exclaims,
“Look at all those stupid people down there.”
“Stupid, what makes you think those people are stupid?’ Gertrude asks.
“Well because, they’re all looking up ain’t they?”
Angry Indeed Premium Member 23 days ago
Albatross is also known as the Gooney Bird. That was the nickname aviators called the Douglas C-47 that was the workhorse aircraft during WWII. Didn’t know it was a bomber, too. ;-p
Doug K 23 days ago
The precipitation from that cloud reminds me of Dr. Seuss’s precipitation “Oo – Bleck!”
ChazNCenTex 23 days ago
With excellent aim.
asmbeers 23 days ago
This happened to me once, but it was a pigeon in Santa Monica
oish 23 days ago
Albert Brooks and Bob Ross had an illegitimate love child – the giant fro-headed creative whiner, Albert Ross
zeexenon 23 days ago
Yes, his nose is the size of an auto hood.
[Unnamed Reader - 4c87e2] 23 days ago
Well ain’t that just the sheetz!
mindjob 23 days ago
That’s one albatross who’s not known to be an exceptional golfer
AStarofDestiny 23 days ago
‘The Rime of the Ancient Mariner’ vibes here!
bwswolf 23 days ago
“BULLSEYE”
cactusbob333 23 days ago
I couldn’t understand why that cloud kept looking larger and larger. Then suddenly it hit me.
daleandkristen 23 days ago
EWWWWWWWWWWW
Shonkin 23 days ago
Remember the “Rime of the Ancient Mariner”? The albatross was the bird that makes the rain to fall.Excellent play on old poetry!
Smeagol 23 days ago
Ewww
sincavage05 23 days ago
Target Practice.
Strawberry King 23 days ago
Icky!
WentHulk 23 days ago
Ew
eddi-TBH 23 days ago
Bombs away!