B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for January 15, 2025

Never trust TFB

resembles more of a pie, if you ask me

aaaaand it came out as a surprise to no one

Is it good?

Now did he really deserve that?

Take her into custardy

I’m kind of puzzled as to what a “lady cake” would be.

she certainly is generous with the portions

he only asked for a slice

A slice, please.

Boston Cream

Pie joke in a cake sketch. Hope for something funnier tomorrow.

Surprise!

Soooooo……what kind was it?

I REALLY don’t like her.

Lady Cakes is a drag queen who used to read stories to the children at Milford Primary School until he eloped with the custodian.

That is pie not cake.

FB is developing a softer side. Usually she uses a club.

Well that was just plain mean.

That wasn’t very nice, Geeze where’s your customer service skills?

Surprise! But that’s more than a slice.

that would surprise me… does that mean he gets the rest of that pie, err… cake. :j

You ask for it and you got it……

“Now, pay for it.”

“I just did…”

What a crumby way to treat a customer

He: Wow…that’s a big slice…….

SUPRISE!!!

That’s neither a cake nor a slice. It is a surprise, I’m sure.

Bad: Once, at a company lunch, the guy next to me ordered a Michelob. The waitress was putting something down, the tray tipped and the beer drenched me. I said “is this what they mean by, ’Surprise people, serve Michelob?”

Worse: It was my first day on the job. The lunch was for the guy I was replacing.

And I’ve been wasting my time all these years using s fork…