B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for March 13, 2025

yes – and we need to talk about having a shower now….

Looks like he shoved that ant hill over a few inches when he hit it.

RFK Jr. would like to have a word with you.

Where does Harry Potter keep his Gym equipment?

Behind the Dumb-Bell door..

I asked my friend to come to the gym with me. He said he was busy for the next 7 days….

Bit of a week excuse if you ask me.

I asked my personal trainer at the gym, which type of machine I should use to make myself more attractive to women?

He suggested, the cash machine .

Being bugged by a bug must be a real mind bugger.

Have you ever seen a fat man get kidnapped?

That’s a spit-take if I ever saw one.

Zot…Hurk…Foom…sounds like Don Martin territory to me.

“If his aim had been better, maybe you would have hit the gym…”

Things aren’t always what they seem.

Does it weird anyone else out that the way the anteater is drawn, the tongue is part of the nose, not the mouth?

He’s nasal dexterous. : )

Ick!

This makes my nose itch…

Yep….will live another day…….

Anteaters need to eat too.

It seems to have saved his life.

If you didn’t look so juicy you wouldn’t have been a target

Upon close examination, my diagnosis is that he’s morbidly obese like me.

The ant should get himself away from there fast. Anteater might have thought that he accidently snagged a pebble or something, but right now he’s probably thinking, “Oooh! A nice big one!”

Well, you’re well built and be thankful I pushed you to exercise…

Jammed up the barrel.