Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for March 15, 2019

Trevor’s THAT guy at parties, isn’t he? eyeroll

My coffee has notes of dragon scales and unicorn dreams with just a hint of coffee snob tears.

Is there any coffee in that hazelnut acidic musk syrup?

My coffee has strong hints of tea or cocoa, depending. (Never was a coffee drinker.)

First time I’ve cheered for Brewster…

The space station should get some Yuban coffee. If the Coffee Snob complains, Yuban him.

I don’t know what I’d do if that happened to me before my cup of coffee in the morning… Why did Trevor’s shirt turn red all of a sudden?

I drink coffee all day long. Black. Who wants all the calories from the creamer and sugar? Besides, if the coffee is GREAT, black tastes amazing. And (in my humble opinion), the way it was meant to be enjoyed.

No thanks. I’ll continue drinking tea.

My coffee tastes like it came out of a civet’s butt!

I can’t even walk into a room where I smell hazelnut.

It’s hot, it’s wet, it has caffeine in it. That’s all I need.

Sorry, can’t relate. Haven’t had a cup of coffee in over 45 YEARS!!!

I like my coffee black, like my heart.

Liquid.

I gagged on “syrupy mouth feel…”

Notice how wide this guy’s eyes are. He has been sampling too much of his designer coffee.

I drink tea.

“I like my coffee as I like my women, blonde and sweet.”

I like my coffee hot and black, I have no idea what that means.

I still say “space him!”

I like my coffee like I like my women: strong and bitter.

Could it be that Jeff the Cyclist somehow ended up here?

Coffee flavored

Haven’t gone Nuclear…still testing…

How’s the coffee?

“Rhinoceros bile” springs to mind.

Hot.

In a mug made of Unobtainium…

And his line of bogus crap makes just as much sense as the lines of bogus crap that “Wine Snobs” spew!

The first cup of coffee in the morning doesn’t have to taste good. It just has to work.

and that is why i do not go to Starbucks !

ka-coffee

“Uncomplicated.”

Coffee: The Bean of My Existence. Dark roast with heavy cream & a little Splenda (a concession to diabetes). And hafcaf, so I can have a 20-oz. mug & not shake myself apart.

Oh, and decaf with a shot of Frangelico & a generous topping of fresh whipped cream is all the dessert I’ll ever need!

I use dark roast coffee…not going to mention brand, i’m not going to give free advertising….and make it strong, 5 scoops instead of 3….strong enough to make your pubic hair stand on end…

Just roast and grind the beans and pour hot water on them….. I’ll add the milk and sugar.

Someone here has had too much coffee.

I prefer my coffee irish. Unfortunately I rarely get that way.

Syrupy Mouthfeel?

So, he likes drinking Karo Syrup with Caffeine in it?

Is Trevor the one who’s been stealing the Beans off the coffee bush Ivanova hid in the station’s Hydroponic Garden?