Leave the Christmas decorations up, it saves time next year. If anyone accuses you of being lazy you respond, “I want the joy of the Christmas season to last all year long!” and make them feel mean and petty.
We had an Elf on the Shelf many years ago. That same year we also had a litter of 13 Labrador poopies. We think a cat might have pushed it off its perch. We were awakened to the sounds of the girls laughing and cries of “oh no!!” and the like. The elf was quickly becoming a new chew toy for the poopies. There was nothing left to do but scoop up the pieces and dispose of them. And we never replaced it.
I’m starting to see (maybe) that Albert always wears a space helmet so we can distinguish him from Ensign Kenny or maybe Winky. Kenny does wear a different uniform.
Bilan over 4 years ago
You should be using a Monsters Inc closet.
Darsan54 Premium Member over 4 years ago
Hey , he wants to date who he wants to date.
mddshubby2005 over 4 years ago
“Yeti no go back in! Yeti proud to love who Yeti want to love!”
Argythree over 4 years ago
oy…
Aussie Down Under over 4 years ago
Gonna need a new spleen.
therese_callahan2002 over 4 years ago
I’ve already put away my Christmas decorations at work.
DaBoogadie over 4 years ago
I haven’t put mine up yet.
cdward over 4 years ago
Maybe you can make him the Snitch in the Ditch…
Lawrence.S over 4 years ago
Leave the Christmas decorations up, it saves time next year. If anyone accuses you of being lazy you respond, “I want the joy of the Christmas season to last all year long!” and make them feel mean and petty.
Dkram over 4 years ago
The Bumble?
\\//_
Andrew Sleeth over 4 years ago
You can bet the Queer on the Pier won’t go back in.
Jeff0811 over 4 years ago
And they just can’t get the loafah on the sofa to budge.
gantech over 4 years ago
“Narc in the dark”…good one…
JPuzzleWhiz over 4 years ago
Quick! Someone call Mark Trail! O<|];o)
Snoots over 4 years ago
Ghoul on the stool? Alien on the… uh… never mind.
ChessPirate over 4 years ago
“No! It’s ‘Pea on the Tree’, you stupid squid!”
WCraft Premium Member over 4 years ago
Hosts of the posts?
Bill The Nuke over 4 years ago
Someone wasn’t paying attention to the movie. If you touch the elf it loses it’s magic. It also goes back to the North Pole after Christmas.
Gent over 4 years ago
He’s not done with your spleen yet.
David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs over 4 years ago
Yetis are obviously afraid of closets. This is why you nearly never find one there.
(Or at least I haven’t.)
Teto85 Premium Member over 4 years ago
We had an Elf on the Shelf many years ago. That same year we also had a litter of 13 Labrador poopies. We think a cat might have pushed it off its perch. We were awakened to the sounds of the girls laughing and cries of “oh no!!” and the like. The elf was quickly becoming a new chew toy for the poopies. There was nothing left to do but scoop up the pieces and dispose of them. And we never replaced it.
Ray*C over 4 years ago
I’m starting to see (maybe) that Albert always wears a space helmet so we can distinguish him from Ensign Kenny or maybe Winky. Kenny does wear a different uniform.
bakana over 4 years ago
Just be glad that Cthulhu doesn’t Rhyme with Anything in the house.