Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for December 28, 2019

You should be using a Monsters Inc closet.

Hey , he wants to date who he wants to date.

“Yeti no go back in! Yeti proud to love who Yeti want to love!”

oy…

Gonna need a new spleen.

I’ve already put away my Christmas decorations at work.

I haven’t put mine up yet.

Maybe you can make him the Snitch in the Ditch…

Leave the Christmas decorations up, it saves time next year. If anyone accuses you of being lazy you respond, “I want the joy of the Christmas season to last all year long!” and make them feel mean and petty.

The Bumble?

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You can bet the Queer on the Pier won’t go back in.

And they just can’t get the loafah on the sofa to budge.

“Narc in the dark”…good one…

Quick! Someone call Mark Trail! O<|];o)

Ghoul on the stool? Alien on the… uh… never mind.

“No! It’s ‘Pea on the Tree’, you stupid squid!”

Hosts of the posts?

Someone wasn’t paying attention to the movie. If you touch the elf it loses it’s magic. It also goes back to the North Pole after Christmas.

He’s not done with your spleen yet.

Yetis are obviously afraid of closets. This is why you nearly never find one there.

(Or at least I haven’t.)

We had an Elf on the Shelf many years ago. That same year we also had a litter of 13 Labrador poopies. We think a cat might have pushed it off its perch. We were awakened to the sounds of the girls laughing and cries of “oh no!!” and the like. The elf was quickly becoming a new chew toy for the poopies. There was nothing left to do but scoop up the pieces and dispose of them. And we never replaced it.

I’m starting to see (maybe) that Albert always wears a space helmet so we can distinguish him from Ensign Kenny or maybe Winky. Kenny does wear a different uniform.

Just be glad that Cthulhu doesn’t Rhyme with Anything in the house.