Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for July 29, 2021

Want ME to START? That’ll cost you.

It’s a good thing Cliff isn’t on it. He would give it everybody’s money to get it to stop.

To be paid in FitBitcoin

Don’t give the Hackers ideas!

Bad when you still look good doing that.

“JANE! STOP THIS CRAZY THING! JAAAAAAAAANE!”

Looks like this strip provides a good reason to stay off the treadmill. I’ll print it out and tape it to the machine I’ve got covered in boxes of old clothes.

Just be glad it’s not on incline, Pam

Silly hyoomans. I don’t needs no fancy machines to run around. I gots all the jungle I wants t….. Hey waitsaminute. What’s all these people doing here with all these machines and bulldozers…

Percussive maintenance works.

Even a machine shouldn’t be pi$$ing of Pam. You don’t want to make her angry!

Ransomware a treadmill? No money in that, people buy them, but never use them. It’s just cool to have one sitting in the corner, with dust on it.

Could you imagine the variants of Stockholm’s Syndrome that could happen there? I am also reminded of the book Gorgon’s Child …

No, thanks. I’m getting a great workout for once.

I think that someone’s ransomware has been infected with ransomware! Next the code-writer victim might see, “Pay up or police cars will be stopping in front of your house.”

Pam just needs to “Stick the Landing” when she dismounts.