Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for April 12, 2022

Which, rounded to two decimal places, is always zero.

Planck constant, LOL! :-D

cosmic! it’s everything without everything!

Carry over the Avagadro’s number…

That is so unreal. The IRS would use imaginary numbers.

To receive your refund, please show your proof of the Riemann Hypothesis.

I went to a tax preparer once when I was a young minister. That was quite a challenge for the H&L Block worker, too, but we got it. After that, I did my own taxes without a problem. This years tax rules changed so that I could end up not paying any taxes, or, if I read the instructions wrong, $272. I’ll let the IRS tell me.

Divide line 32 by e.

Max would be proud….

Don’t forget to carry the pi.

Taxes have become quite simple. Enter in the amount you made last year, then write a check for that amount, and send it in…

Just don’t pay it. Eventually they will tell you how much you owe. ;)

Before the Internet (BI) we’d pass around Xerox pages with jokes, cartoons, etc. In the ’90’s there was an IRS form that said “A. How much did you make?B. Turn it in.”

French taxes were very easyLine 1 total world wide incomeLine 2 multiply line 1 by the value 2Line 3 add line 1 and line 2. Put the sum hereLine 4 pay the amount shown in line 3.

This is why I don’t do my own taxes!

“LOL” = “Little Old Lady”?

I did my own taxes, filed them, got my small refund and spent the refund. I don’t think the IRS knows what happened.

Sounds like someone snuck calculus into accounting

Pi says to the square root of negative one, “Get real!” The square root of negative one says, “Be rational!” to pi.

Does AgentX have to pay taxes?

This site no longer loads if you run an ad blocker. It doesn’t ask you to turn the blocker off, it just won’t load. Thus ends a many years long tradition of me directing traffic here.

I guess she should not have invested in quantum bitcoin.

Dang, I forgot to enter Planck’s Constant; I used Avogadro’s Number instead.

Hire a tax preparer, Pam. That’s what I do: No strain, no pain, and his fee is deductible. And he’ll speak for you at an audit.

Jeff MacNelly (1947-2000) drew a hilarious parody of a Form 1040 for the Chicago Tribune:

https://www.chicagotribune.com/opinion/chi-macnelly-tax-htmlpage-htmlstory.html

Are knancker valves deductible?

Actually, that doesn’t apply to you Pam, you don’t have passive activity.

This tax shows hard currency taken to the limit. It’s quantized because it just keeps circulating.

That should cut it drastically.

Wait until she has to calculate the Section 1265 recapture!

It’s not rocket science, even using constants that you don’t have to look up