I went to a tax preparer once when I was a young minister. That was quite a challenge for the H&L Block worker, too, but we got it. After that, I did my own taxes without a problem. This years tax rules changed so that I could end up not paying any taxes, or, if I read the instructions wrong, $272. I’ll let the IRS tell me.
Before the Internet (BI) we’d pass around Xerox pages with jokes, cartoons, etc. In the ’90’s there was an IRS form that said “A. How much did you make?B. Turn it in.”
French taxes were very easyLine 1 total world wide incomeLine 2 multiply line 1 by the value 2Line 3 add line 1 and line 2. Put the sum hereLine 4 pay the amount shown in line 3.
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GreasyOldTam over 2 years ago
Which, rounded to two decimal places, is always zero.
overtherainbow over 2 years ago
Planck constant, LOL! :-D
billcor over 2 years ago
cosmic! it’s everything without everything!
syzygy47 over 2 years ago
Carry over the Avagadro’s number…
Bilan over 2 years ago
That is so unreal. The IRS would use imaginary numbers.
WaitingMan over 2 years ago
To receive your refund, please show your proof of the Riemann Hypothesis.
preacherman Premium Member over 2 years ago
I went to a tax preparer once when I was a young minister. That was quite a challenge for the H&L Block worker, too, but we got it. After that, I did my own taxes without a problem. This years tax rules changed so that I could end up not paying any taxes, or, if I read the instructions wrong, $272. I’ll let the IRS tell me.
Chithing Premium Member over 2 years ago
Divide line 32 by e.
rmercer Premium Member over 2 years ago
Max would be proud….
blackman2732 over 2 years ago
Don’t forget to carry the pi.
-Saint- over 2 years ago
Taxes have become quite simple. Enter in the amount you made last year, then write a check for that amount, and send it in…
YippiKiAyMofo over 2 years ago
Just don’t pay it. Eventually they will tell you how much you owe. ;)
Lemon Juice over 2 years ago
Before the Internet (BI) we’d pass around Xerox pages with jokes, cartoons, etc. In the ’90’s there was an IRS form that said “A. How much did you make?B. Turn it in.”
dwindy54 over 2 years ago
French taxes were very easyLine 1 total world wide incomeLine 2 multiply line 1 by the value 2Line 3 add line 1 and line 2. Put the sum hereLine 4 pay the amount shown in line 3.
freewaydog over 2 years ago
This is why I don’t do my own taxes!
Serial Pedant over 2 years ago
“LOL” = “Little Old Lady”?
blakerl over 2 years ago
I did my own taxes, filed them, got my small refund and spent the refund. I don’t think the IRS knows what happened.
geese28 over 2 years ago
Sounds like someone snuck calculus into accounting
gantech over 2 years ago
Pi says to the square root of negative one, “Get real!” The square root of negative one says, “Be rational!” to pi.
carlzr over 2 years ago
Does AgentX have to pay taxes?
Shadowbat over 2 years ago
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mistercatworks over 2 years ago
I guess she should not have invested in quantum bitcoin.
Mel-T-Pass Premium Member over 2 years ago
Dang, I forgot to enter Planck’s Constant; I used Avogadro’s Number instead.
Mayor Snorkum over 2 years ago
Hire a tax preparer, Pam. That’s what I do: No strain, no pain, and his fee is deductible. And he’ll speak for you at an audit.
Ebenezer Stooge Premium Member over 2 years ago
Jeff MacNelly (1947-2000) drew a hilarious parody of a Form 1040 for the Chicago Tribune:
https://www.chicagotribune.com/opinion/chi-macnelly-tax-htmlpage-htmlstory.html
Howie Vasive Premium Member over 2 years ago
Are knancker valves deductible?
cuzinron47 over 2 years ago
Actually, that doesn’t apply to you Pam, you don’t have passive activity.
Frer Squirrel over 2 years ago
This tax shows hard currency taken to the limit. It’s quantized because it just keeps circulating.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 2 years ago
That should cut it drastically.
Scott S over 2 years ago
Wait until she has to calculate the Section 1265 recapture!
C over 2 years ago
It’s not rocket science, even using constants that you don’t have to look up