Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for August 17, 2022

But there are some people (including yours truly) that don’t like artificial sweeteners in either form.

Plutarch wrote about that a couple thousand years ago… The flattery, not the artificial sweetener.

Sycophant

The robot should serve coffee then

Here’s one. Q: What’s the opposite of artificial intelligence? A: Natural stupidity.

They need some AI on that ship. There’s so little of the real thing.

I see that when the robot speaks the top of the head moves while the jaw stays in place, like it’s bolted to the neck. Nice touch.

Awaaaa! Artificial Sweeteners (Warning may cause side effects) But they are cute side effects.

There are many who are naturally gifted in artificial intelligence, never having touched the real stuff

“Say, what’s your name, buddy?”

“My NIC-Name is X-14-A, but my human name is Artie, Artie Ficial…”

At least with a robot, you know he’s genuinely interested . :)

Oh hey, its social media in an nutshell.

“… unless you disagree with yourself.”

And there you have the method that people use to select their source of news these days. “If they agree with me, they must be facts!”

“If only he had used his powers for niceness.” – Get Smart

Um, Doctor Mel, Methinks the principle that you are attempting works with ANDROIDS, not basic robots.

Hhhmmm….taken from liberal college indoctrination.