It ought to be selling Winky life insurance.
That’s a lose-lose proposition
Now they are truly deadly.
The insurance plug will kill before their prime directive kicks in!
Please kill me fast, before you annoy me more.
Click here to make your will.
This could be an effective sales campaign, “Switch to Premium Assurance – or I’ll remove your spleen, without anesthesia!”
The new spokesperson for Progressive Insurance? Sorry Flo. Time for you to move on.
They are going to avenge all the hang-ups “those” people have gotten when they have been trying to contact you about your cars warranty that is about to expire.
Please kill me now…
You can review your Medicare options before they kill you.
Maybe I’m just spitballing here, but if I’m dead, somehow I don’t think I’m going to be very worried about switching my insurance.
Maybe Killbot will get Flo.
So the new and improved Kill-bot will now Torture and Kill you. Oh what fun.
“Need a new spleen? Come to Dr. Mel Practice for all your ex-spleening needs!”
Killbot would make bank in a “repo men” type world (the movie where getting an artificial organ was about 2 mortgages and you didn’t pay it back…)
If it sings the “Kars 4 Kids” jingle incessantly, the people will kill themselves and save it the trouble.
I can just imagine the AI tanks with Gap ads on the side. :(
Would you like to buy life insurance before I kill you?
I’m sure people will close attention to the ads while in mortal fear of their lives.
If you click on the ad, the regular program pauses until you finish. Considering the fact that the program being paused is meant to kill you,…..
Do you need a Nobel prize in economics to understand how every car insurance can save you money over all of the others? I don’t.
Geico saved me hundreds of dollars on life insurance—as I was being killed by murderous robots.
Why do Brewster and Pam continue to allow Doctor Mel to create killbots? If they chanted “Kill all hostile aliens” I could see that.
If I were Winky, I would’ve started running in panel 2!
FreihEitner Premium Member over 1 year ago
It ought to be selling Winky life insurance.
Astronut over 1 year ago
That’s a lose-lose proposition
Imagine over 1 year ago
Now they are truly deadly.
Sanspareil over 1 year ago
The insurance plug will kill before their prime directive kicks in!
trantor0815 over 1 year ago
Please kill me fast, before you annoy me more.
Ermine Notyours over 1 year ago
Click here to make your will.
LawrenceS over 1 year ago
This could be an effective sales campaign, “Switch to Premium Assurance – or I’ll remove your spleen, without anesthesia!”
My First Premium Member over 1 year ago
The new spokesperson for Progressive Insurance? Sorry Flo. Time for you to move on.
orville rodentbaker over 1 year ago
They are going to avenge all the hang-ups “those” people have gotten when they have been trying to contact you about your cars warranty that is about to expire.
Windfall35 over 1 year ago
Please kill me now…
PoodleGroomer over 1 year ago
You can review your Medicare options before they kill you.
gantech over 1 year ago
Maybe I’m just spitballing here, but if I’m dead, somehow I don’t think I’m going to be very worried about switching my insurance.
Beetle Bailey's Haint over 1 year ago
Maybe Killbot will get Flo.
blakerl over 1 year ago
So the new and improved Kill-bot will now Torture and Kill you. Oh what fun.
ChessPirate over 1 year ago
“Need a new spleen? Come to Dr. Mel Practice for all your ex-spleening needs!”
geese28 over 1 year ago
Killbot would make bank in a “repo men” type world (the movie where getting an artificial organ was about 2 mortgages and you didn’t pay it back…)
The Brooklyn Accent over 1 year ago
If it sings the “Kars 4 Kids” jingle incessantly, the people will kill themselves and save it the trouble.
mistercatworks over 1 year ago
I can just imagine the AI tanks with Gap ads on the side. :(
stamps over 1 year ago
Would you like to buy life insurance before I kill you?
cuzinron47 over 1 year ago
I’m sure people will close attention to the ads while in mortal fear of their lives.
David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs over 1 year ago
If you click on the ad, the regular program pauses until you finish. Considering the fact that the program being paused is meant to kill you,…..
Bilan over 1 year ago
Do you need a Nobel prize in economics to understand how every car insurance can save you money over all of the others? I don’t.
eb110americana over 1 year ago
Geico saved me hundreds of dollars on life insurance—as I was being killed by murderous robots.
norphos over 1 year ago
Why do Brewster and Pam continue to allow Doctor Mel to create killbots? If they chanted “Kill all hostile aliens” I could see that.
dputhoff62 over 1 year ago
If I were Winky, I would’ve started running in panel 2!