Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for March 29, 2023

It ought to be selling Winky life insurance.

That’s a lose-lose proposition

Now they are truly deadly.

The insurance plug will kill before their prime directive kicks in!

Please kill me fast, before you annoy me more.

Click here to make your will.

This could be an effective sales campaign, “Switch to Premium Assurance – or I’ll remove your spleen, without anesthesia!”

The new spokesperson for Progressive Insurance? Sorry Flo. Time for you to move on.

They are going to avenge all the hang-ups “those” people have gotten when they have been trying to contact you about your cars warranty that is about to expire.

Please kill me now…

You can review your Medicare options before they kill you.

Maybe I’m just spitballing here, but if I’m dead, somehow I don’t think I’m going to be very worried about switching my insurance.

Maybe Killbot will get Flo.

So the new and improved Kill-bot will now Torture and Kill you. Oh what fun.

“Need a new spleen? Come to Dr. Mel Practice for all your ex-spleening needs!”

Killbot would make bank in a “repo men” type world (the movie where getting an artificial organ was about 2 mortgages and you didn’t pay it back…)

If it sings the “Kars 4 Kids” jingle incessantly, the people will kill themselves and save it the trouble.

I can just imagine the AI tanks with Gap ads on the side. :(

Would you like to buy life insurance before I kill you?

I’m sure people will close attention to the ads while in mortal fear of their lives.

If you click on the ad, the regular program pauses until you finish. Considering the fact that the program being paused is meant to kill you,…..

Do you need a Nobel prize in economics to understand how every car insurance can save you money over all of the others? I don’t.

Geico saved me hundreds of dollars on life insurance—as I was being killed by murderous robots.

Why do Brewster and Pam continue to allow Doctor Mel to create killbots? If they chanted “Kill all hostile aliens” I could see that.

If I were Winky, I would’ve started running in panel 2!