Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for November 25, 2023

Also, water ISN’T wet!

“It’s round, like my head "

BOP.

“It’s flat, like your head.”

This cartoon is too true to be funny.

Hard to hold on to your square Earth theory when you look out the R.U.Serious’s window and notice the Earth looks to be more round than square.

As is my theory that the universe and everything in it were created one minute ago, and everything we “remember” from before then is an implanted memory from God. So, dinosaurs never existed, they were created as fossils in their current locations. Nuclear decay parent and daughter products were created in the proportions to make it seem like the earth is 4.5 billion years old.

I am now convinced that cartoonists are evil.

The Turkey People are going to freak when they find out that birds aren’t real.

“Alternative facts.”

A “square Earth” theory is too crazy to get any traction. Now an “ICOSAHEDRAL” Earth" theory….

Has this girl met Danae of “Non Sequitur”?

The RU Sirius is in space, you should be able to look out the window and see the earth is round.

Smart Girl. I like that Idea!!!

“Be careful what you wish for, it might just come true”

Doesn’t make sense that all the other planets and moons in the solar system are spheres, and the earth is the only one that’s flat.

“I did not say that the world was created twenty-three billion years ago; I said that was its age. It was created old. Created with fossils in the ground and craters on the moon, all speaking of great age. Created that way by Yahweh, because it amused Him to do so. One of those scientists said, ‘God does not roll dice with the universe.’ Unfortunately not true. Yahweh rolls loaded dice with His universe…to deceive His creatures.”“Why would He do that?”

“Lucifer says that it is because He is a poor Artist, the sort who is always changing His mind and scraping the canvas. And a practical joker. But I’m really not entitled to an opinion; I’m not at that level. And Lucifer is prejudiced where His Brother is concerned; I think that is obvious.(Job: A Comedy of Justice, Rbt. Heinlein)

actually, the Earth’s surface is 78% non-carbonated water, so technically…

Square Earth? So we are on Htrae? Well, that would explain some things.

I always knew I was a billionaire and the govt are lizard overlords siphoning my funds to overthrow the earth.

The Earth is boiling…

And Soylent Green taste yummy!

That sounds like an AI generated belief.

Sorry Marie, too many people have had those ideas before you. So it’s not YOUR theories.

By “square,” does she mean cubic?

The Earth has gotten warmer. Therefore, it’s no longer cool. Therefore, it’s square.

Coming soon to Netflix or Hulu or Prime …….Planet of the Blockheads

See you at the next Trump rally!

Square or cubical?

It’s not a theory without a lot of evidence.

Brings a whole new meaning to “corner lot”.

So we’re all living on the Borg cube now?