As is my theory that the universe and everything in it were created one minute ago, and everything we “remember” from before then is an implanted memory from God. So, dinosaurs never existed, they were created as fossils in their current locations. Nuclear decay parent and daughter products were created in the proportions to make it seem like the earth is 4.5 billion years old.
“I did not say that the world was created twenty-three billion years ago; I said that was its age. It was created old. Created with fossils in the ground and craters on the moon, all speaking of great age. Created that way by Yahweh, because it amused Him to do so. One of those scientists said, ‘God does not roll dice with the universe.’ Unfortunately not true. Yahweh rolls loaded dice with His universe…to deceive His creatures.”“Why would He do that?”
“Lucifer says that it is because He is a poor Artist, the sort who is always changing His mind and scraping the canvas. And a practical joker. But I’m really not entitled to an opinion; I’m not at that level. And Lucifer is prejudiced where His Brother is concerned; I think that is obvious.(Job: A Comedy of Justice, Rbt. Heinlein)
enigmamz about 1 year ago
Also, water ISN’T wet!
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace about 1 year ago
“It’s round, like my head "
BOP.
“It’s flat, like your head.”
Ratkin Premium Member about 1 year ago
This cartoon is too true to be funny.
LeftCoastKen Premium Member about 1 year ago
Hard to hold on to your square Earth theory when you look out the R.U.Serious’s window and notice the Earth looks to be more round than square.
GreasyOldTam about 1 year ago
As is my theory that the universe and everything in it were created one minute ago, and everything we “remember” from before then is an implanted memory from God. So, dinosaurs never existed, they were created as fossils in their current locations. Nuclear decay parent and daughter products were created in the proportions to make it seem like the earth is 4.5 billion years old.
Imagine about 1 year ago
I am now convinced that cartoonists are evil.
Shadowbat about 1 year ago
The Turkey People are going to freak when they find out that birds aren’t real.
SteveHL about 1 year ago
“Alternative facts.”
rmercer Premium Member about 1 year ago
A “square Earth” theory is too crazy to get any traction. Now an “ICOSAHEDRAL” Earth" theory….
freewaydog about 1 year ago
Has this girl met Danae of “Non Sequitur”?
Radish... about 1 year ago
The RU Sirius is in space, you should be able to look out the window and see the earth is round.
blakerl about 1 year ago
Smart Girl. I like that Idea!!!
Calvins Brother about 1 year ago
“Be careful what you wish for, it might just come true”
Kroykali about 1 year ago
Doesn’t make sense that all the other planets and moons in the solar system are spheres, and the earth is the only one that’s flat.
ajr58(1) about 1 year ago
“I did not say that the world was created twenty-three billion years ago; I said that was its age. It was created old. Created with fossils in the ground and craters on the moon, all speaking of great age. Created that way by Yahweh, because it amused Him to do so. One of those scientists said, ‘God does not roll dice with the universe.’ Unfortunately not true. Yahweh rolls loaded dice with His universe…to deceive His creatures.”“Why would He do that?”
“Lucifer says that it is because He is a poor Artist, the sort who is always changing His mind and scraping the canvas. And a practical joker. But I’m really not entitled to an opinion; I’m not at that level. And Lucifer is prejudiced where His Brother is concerned; I think that is obvious.(Job: A Comedy of Justice, Rbt. Heinlein)
oakie817 about 1 year ago
actually, the Earth’s surface is 78% non-carbonated water, so technically…
Hello Sweetie about 1 year ago
Square Earth? So we are on Htrae? Well, that would explain some things.
geese28 about 1 year ago
I always knew I was a billionaire and the govt are lizard overlords siphoning my funds to overthrow the earth.
old_geek about 1 year ago
The Earth is boiling…
Mike Baldwin creator about 1 year ago
And Soylent Green taste yummy!
cuzinron47 about 1 year ago
That sounds like an AI generated belief.
Bilan about 1 year ago
Sorry Marie, too many people have had those ideas before you. So it’s not YOUR theories.
Stephen Gilberg about 1 year ago
By “square,” does she mean cubic?
Stephen Gilberg about 1 year ago
The Earth has gotten warmer. Therefore, it’s no longer cool. Therefore, it’s square.
SFpagan about 1 year ago
Coming soon to Netflix or Hulu or Prime …….Planet of the Blockheads
Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member about 1 year ago
See you at the next Trump rally!
Solomon J. Behala Premium Member about 1 year ago
Square or cubical?
Cactus-Pete about 1 year ago
It’s not a theory without a lot of evidence.
Kirk Barnes Premium Member about 1 year ago
Brings a whole new meaning to “corner lot”.
Bryan Smith Premium Member about 1 year ago
So we’re all living on the Borg cube now?