Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for December 15, 2024

Because he is completely unpredictable. Can’t plan against someone with no plan.

Why do you keep losing to him? You keep allowing him to depart instead of ending it quick.

You don’t. You keep losing to Pam.

Next panels: “Open the shuttle bay doors, please, Darth.” “I’m sorry, Brewster. I’m afraid I can’t do that. Because I don’t know how they operate.”

You ask how? You the one employing them steenky stormtroopers see.

The Dangit Maneuver 101 – never been defeated

A very good question!

Why did they send Brewster on his own?

Pam.

:D

Same reazon you’re even a viable military force, Dirk. He uzually has advizors to help him.

Brewster forgot to bring his Sherpa.

Face it, Dirk; you’re the bad guy in this story, so you’re going to lose.

You need to find a different cartoonist to start another strip in which you’re the protagonist!

Brewster Rockit – the Inspector Clouseau of the 21st Century

Remember when, Kevin asked the nice man where the lobby was in Home Alone 2: Lost in New York. “Down the hall and to the left.” That nice man went on to be #45 and #47.

Because heavy battle armor and a vision-restricting helmet are no match for over-weaponed incompetence.

Lmao!

In addition to the Death Star’s Achilles’ heel, leaving it vulnerable via a small exhaust port, it was also cursed by a complete lack of “EXIT” signs.

You gotta admit it WOULD be extremely embarrassing.

Because he has Pam.

Actually, this is absolutely brilliant! He’s doing a better inventory of their ammunition and supplies than they are!

That’s easy. Brewster is on the side of good — and, oh yeah, he has better writers.

Because you don’t direct him to the airlock. Then again, that should put Pam in charge. Never mind, direct Rockit to his ship.