Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for March 02, 2025

and in the left lane going slow

Now if they could just remove the car’s owner …

Apparently Teslas can cause brain spasms.

The Tesla space car now only makes right turns.

Business has slumped since Muck showed who he is and what he’s all about.

Expired dealer temporary paper tags. It should get towed the next time it gets pulled over.

“Rich Man’s Sky” by Wil McCarthy. Fun sci-fi set in the near future. Oligarchs trying to cash in on space travel and, here’s the fictional part, actually getting stuff done.

tesla drivers don’t use turn signals

It’s a shame it’s not illegal to send garbage into space. The fine of which would be 360 billion dollars.

musk emulating Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg in the 5th element, hope for the same outcome

Thanks for the reminder about Musk’s ultimate stupidity.

Are assteroids like hemorrhoids?

Obviously not a BMW.

I wonder which Bond Villain the muskrat most closely resembles:

Elliot Carver (Jonathan Pryce), a British media mogul who created crimes, and even killed his own wife, solely to have a scoop for his media empire.

OR

Maximillian Zorin (Christopher Walken), a nefarious industrialist who is leading a powerful governmental contractor company called Zorin Industries.

I’d much prefer the 1960 Corvette space ship from Heavy Metal.

We don’t need Muskrat’s space Tesla to destroy us: he’s already doing that with his doggy tech-bros and a chainsaw (where a scalpel would have sufficed).

Just the other week on The Price Is Right at Night, they tried to give away a Tesla in the “Three Strikes” game. It was the first time in the 50-plus years that I’ve been watching the show (and continue to do so), that I actually hoped the contestant would lose (which she did). I wouldn’t wish that car on my worst enemy.

It’s still in search of a charging station.

Use turn signals?

At least now I know for sure none of my neighbors are in the car.

Tesla drivers don’t use turn signals, just arm gestures.

The Swastikar isn’t selling right now, Musk’s salute was a deal breaker.

Used a turn signal? Can’t be a Tesla.

Science is self-correcting, but scientists DO make mistakes, and sometimes the correction is a long time in coming.

This is so unrealistic, Tim. No Tesla driver has ever used turn signals.