Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for September 22, 2024

Don’t have to worry about gaining weight during an Apocalypse. I wonder how many women on the Titanic skipped desert the last night.

Broomy likes to live on the …. wild side!!!

:-)

Yep, when in doubt, pizza!!!!

That waiter looks like he’s had too many of those already!

And supersize them! Whatever they are.

This tale is just like that Far Side cartoon, a.k.a. Fishing Apocalypse…. “I’ll tell you what this means, Norm — no size limitations and screw the limit.”

Do the best with the time you have left.

Why diet if the world ends tomorrow?

There’s no shortage of video of people saying, “If we don’t do this, or that, the world will end in 10 years”. Well, 10 years have come and gone many years ago, but here we are. We’re looking at you Greta, Al Gore etc.

Greta Thurnberg must be the editor of that rag.

Go out full and owing money. Don’t forget the tip.

I would have gone for either vanilla bean or chocolate ice cream!

She is feeling no pain did you notice what she is sitting on????

Make it two. Put them face to face. Slice. You have yummy sandwiches.

The infamous “they”, spreading fear and selling advertising.

“They” have an answer for everything.

May as well go out on a full stomach……

Looks as if the server already ate all the stock. BURP

Buzzards should feed well!

she wants to die fat, dumb, and happy

“I don’t want to go to Heaven with a headache. I’d be all cross and wouldn’t enjoy it.”—Arthur Dent

It’s party time.

Don’t pass on treating yourself. We’re only here for a little while.

She must have spent a lot of time in New Orleans! When all hope is lost and we are all doomed, go out with a truly memorable party!