Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for April 13, 2022

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    BE THIS GUY  over 2 years ago

    Pretty soon, Calvin will be down to “letting me eat sugar bombs" before sending me to school.

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    Charles Barr Premium Member over 2 years ago

    If the moon doesn’t, there’s always the stars.

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    dadthedawg Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Astrology…..philosophy.

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    codycab  over 2 years ago

    Moon: “What do I look like, a genie?”

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    The Calvinosaurus That Calvin Wanted To Discover  over 2 years ago

    Why do the homework if you won’t go to school?

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member over 2 years ago

    We the Calvin of the United States, in order to form a more perfect Union, establish…….

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    C  over 2 years ago

    You were looking for a full moon

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    Susan00100  over 2 years ago

    Calvin, the deity of the moon is the goddess Diana.

    And she knows how you feel about girls!!

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    su43dipta  over 2 years ago

    Astrologers aren’t allowed near telescopes, Hobbes!

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    rshive  over 2 years ago

    Lunar powers wilt before the powers of Mom.

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    rentier  over 2 years ago

    I can see nothing!!

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    Who, me?  over 2 years ago

    Where is the comic?

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    dflak  over 2 years ago

    There is something to astrology. When the stars are in certain positions, things happen here on Earth: the Nile floods, herds start to migrate, weather patterns change … It is not difficult to conclude that the heavens control the Earth.

    I don’t know why people marvel at how well ancient societies reckoned their calendars with such accuracy. Before late night TV, all they had were the stars to watch. The position of the stars was a very good predictor of when to plant and do other things.

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    sandpiper  over 2 years ago

    Funny how that moon thing persists. I tried the same thing with my mom and her reaction let me gave me a view of stars but no moon.

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    Katzen1415  over 2 years ago

    Unfortunately, Calvin, you live under Dad’s sometimes benevolent dictatorship. Your policies will go ignored.

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    jagedlo  over 2 years ago

    So, Calvin, you’re attempting to be a Moonie?

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Well, Calvin found religion. I suspect he will discover that “religion” expects us to do all the work.

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    nathan.sheriff3  over 2 years ago

    Calvin needs that 8-Ball that you shake and tells you whether or not things that you want will happen.

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    Wizard of Ahz-no relation  over 2 years ago

    I actually don’t remember this bit-yay, new stuff

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    LEOKEV  over 2 years ago

    Calvin complains about baths, but seems to have a great time once he’s in there.

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    KEA  over 2 years ago

    Astronomers use telescopes – Astrologers, uh, use their imaginations mostly

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    felipenollaFFA  over 2 years ago

    Just blame Galileo and the early astronomers who came up with the galactic contraption…..

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    zarilla  over 2 years ago

    This “intellectual” Calvin turns me off.

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    mistercatworks  over 2 years ago

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    wiley207  over 2 years ago

    I hate to say it, Calvin, but your key policies would actually be “Do homework”, “Take a bath”, and “Go to bed on time for school in the morning”.

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    BiggerNate91  over 2 years ago

    Poor Calvin doesn’t realize that his mom is actually the master of the universe.

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    A Hip loving Canadian...  over 2 years ago

    You need tea leaves to complete the idiocy of astrology.

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 2 years ago

    Imagine the moons phase was new moon. How is Calvin going to pray to the moon when it is visually not there?

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    mindjob  over 2 years ago

    I predict a swift kick in the butt will be implemented

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    Baucuva  over 2 years ago

    I’ve got Calvin’s moon right here!

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    g04922  over 2 years ago

    Hobbs is usually correct on most matters involving Calvin.

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    hagarthehorrible  over 2 years ago

    Hobbes may be bang on. The astronomer or astrologer… whatever, was at rhe wrong side of the telescope. The galaxies can’t make your mom to agree. She is the center of gravity in the house buddy.

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