Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for April 13, 2022

Pretty soon, Calvin will be down to “letting me eat sugar bombs" before sending me to school.

If the moon doesn’t, there’s always the stars.

Astrology…..philosophy.

Moon: “What do I look like, a genie?”

Why do the homework if you won’t go to school?

We the Calvin of the United States, in order to form a more perfect Union, establish…….

You were looking for a full moon

Calvin, the deity of the moon is the goddess Diana.

And she knows how you feel about girls!!

Astrologers aren’t allowed near telescopes, Hobbes!

Lunar powers wilt before the powers of Mom.

I can see nothing!!

Where is the comic?

There is something to astrology. When the stars are in certain positions, things happen here on Earth: the Nile floods, herds start to migrate, weather patterns change … It is not difficult to conclude that the heavens control the Earth.

I don’t know why people marvel at how well ancient societies reckoned their calendars with such accuracy. Before late night TV, all they had were the stars to watch. The position of the stars was a very good predictor of when to plant and do other things.

Funny how that moon thing persists. I tried the same thing with my mom and her reaction let me gave me a view of stars but no moon.

Unfortunately, Calvin, you live under Dad’s sometimes benevolent dictatorship. Your policies will go ignored.

So, Calvin, you’re attempting to be a Moonie?

Well, Calvin found religion. I suspect he will discover that “religion” expects us to do all the work.

Calvin needs that 8-Ball that you shake and tells you whether or not things that you want will happen.

I actually don’t remember this bit-yay, new stuff

Calvin complains about baths, but seems to have a great time once he’s in there.

Astronomers use telescopes – Astrologers, uh, use their imaginations mostly

Just blame Galileo and the early astronomers who came up with the galactic contraption…..

This “intellectual” Calvin turns me off.

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I hate to say it, Calvin, but your key policies would actually be “Do homework”, “Take a bath”, and “Go to bed on time for school in the morning”.

Poor Calvin doesn’t realize that his mom is actually the master of the universe.

You need tea leaves to complete the idiocy of astrology.

Imagine the moons phase was new moon. How is Calvin going to pray to the moon when it is visually not there?

I predict a swift kick in the butt will be implemented

I’ve got Calvin’s moon right here!

Hobbs is usually correct on most matters involving Calvin.

Hobbes may be bang on. The astronomer or astrologer… whatever, was at rhe wrong side of the telescope. The galaxies can’t make your mom to agree. She is the center of gravity in the house buddy.