This is the direct opposite of a Sunday strip in which Calvin successfully hit Susie with a snowball after several failed attempts. In the last panel, Calvin said to an out-of-panel Mom, “Bad news, Mom. I promised my soul to the Devil this afternoon.” Mom’s speech balloon coming from outside the panel said, “Oh! That recently?”
Calvin usually turns to God for help as was shown in last Monday’s strip among many others. On rare occasions, he is prepared to turn in the other direction.
I thought he only prays before eating his mothers dinner…but now that the thought is there, why is it on one day he his grossing out Susie with what he is having for lunch and then a couple of nights later, his mother serves it for dinner? It MUST be a female conspiracy… do you think there may be OTHER CONSPIRACYS that MEN are oblivious to?……….This is the point in time for ALL WOMEN to STOP LAUGHING!!!!!!
BE THIS GUY over 1 year ago
That snowball has Apostolic succession from a snowball St. Peter hit St. Thomas.
codycab over 1 year ago
And he wonders why he’s bad at snowball fights.
Erse IS better over 1 year ago
One of my “non-guffaw” C&H favorites
rklynch over 1 year ago
I hear the Pope himself does the same thing when he’s in a snowball fight…
in.amongst over 1 year ago
If you intend to cross Susie by a baptism by snowball, be careful, she might dump you into the consecrated ground.
Farside99 over 1 year ago
You are about to be pelted with dozens, if not hundreds of non-consecrated snowballs. Good luck making it in your front door.
rentier over 1 year ago
Calvin hopes, consecrated snowballs will not miss their aim!
peb6006 over 1 year ago
I love this one
Calvinist1966 over 1 year ago
This is the direct opposite of a Sunday strip in which Calvin successfully hit Susie with a snowball after several failed attempts. In the last panel, Calvin said to an out-of-panel Mom, “Bad news, Mom. I promised my soul to the Devil this afternoon.” Mom’s speech balloon coming from outside the panel said, “Oh! That recently?”
Calvin usually turns to God for help as was shown in last Monday’s strip among many others. On rare occasions, he is prepared to turn in the other direction.
tremaine53 over 1 year ago
If Calvin has a Rabbi bless them, his snowballs will be Kosher, too.
jagedlo over 1 year ago
And if you miss, will they be desecrated?
The Orange Mailman over 1 year ago
Smacking Susie or killing demons?
MS72 over 1 year ago
Amen!
Jesse Atwell creator over 1 year ago
That looks like one nicely packed snowball!
johnjoyce over 1 year ago
I don’t remember this one, so until he indicates it is a prayer in the third panel, I thought Calvin was a budding, twisted, poet.
artegal over 1 year ago
“One, two, five!’
“Three, Sir!”
wongo over 1 year ago
Consecrate this you little punk!
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
The IceQueen heard his prayer!
brick10 over 1 year ago
Sort of like sacred ICBMs…
Wesley Premium Member over 1 year ago
If he gets the sniffles while playing in the snow, his mom will give him a bowl of consecrated chicken soup
rshak Premium Member over 1 year ago
Catchy rhyme. Iambic variameter.
mckeonfuneralhomebx over 1 year ago
I thought he only prays before eating his mothers dinner…but now that the thought is there, why is it on one day he his grossing out Susie with what he is having for lunch and then a couple of nights later, his mother serves it for dinner? It MUST be a female conspiracy… do you think there may be OTHER CONSPIRACYS that MEN are oblivious to?……….This is the point in time for ALL WOMEN to STOP LAUGHING!!!!!!
gantech over 1 year ago
By the time he’s done consecrating his snowball, the target will have gone home.
Steverino Premium Member over 1 year ago
That snowball is kinda like the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.
mindjob over 1 year ago
Football-shaped snowballs throw straighter and truer than round ones, studies have shown
A Hip loving Canadian... over 1 year ago
All poets are smiling with this one.
ChessPirate over 1 year ago
Then hit Susie, if you dare,
Now your head’s shaped like a pear…
locake over 1 year ago
There won’t be any snowballs where Calvin ends up.
H e I I
BiggerNate91 over 1 year ago
Calvin is a really good poet.
ekke over 1 year ago
So there we have it — Calvin is destined to grow up and become a priest!
A priest of what religion is still open to question.
willie_mctell over 1 year ago
No holy stone core?
John Jorgensen over 1 year ago
He put a lot of effort into that one.
g04922 over 1 year ago
Calvin is putting a spell on that snowball just for Susie… LOL
David Rickard Premium Member over 1 year ago
What would a snowball made from holy water do to a vampire?
bigcatbusiness over 1 year ago
A snowball is still better than cooking. If I make platters too pretty, I don’t want anyone touching them.
Templo S.U.D. over 1 year ago
sure, Calvin
StevePappas over 1 year ago
Melt and soak through underwear. Hilarious!
spaced man spliff over 1 year ago
On Titan are there snowballs made of slushy frozen methane?
Jason Scarborough over 1 year ago
And you still always miss
Teto85 Premium Member over 1 year ago
R’amen!!!