Close to Home by John McPherson for January 30, 2024

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    allen@home  9 months ago

    Let me go right now and I promise.

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    BigBoy  9 months ago

    Dalcon is hanging with the bad crowd as expected

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 9 months ago

    Well, that all depends on the food and the accommodations.

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    phritzg Premium Member 9 months ago

    They must have used a Lyft to get her up to their ship.

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    Ned Snipes  9 months ago

    “And what happens if I don’t?” We’ll keep coming back for your follow ups!

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    The Orange Mailman  9 months ago

    They are using a gorpler and a yaweetzer? At the same time?

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    Studebaker Hoch  9 months ago

    I don’t like the looks of where he’s going with that spiral thing.

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    Pickled Pete  9 months ago

    That corkscrew apparatus might help to get 4+ stars…

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    basspro  9 months ago

    In the back of her mind she is thinking “Hey French ticklers for noses I might really enjoy this.”

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    Dobie  Premium Member 9 months ago

    Your reviews help us to improve your probing. Would you say that you are:

    1. Gnarfled

    2. Somewhat Gnarfled

    3. Completely Disgnarfled

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    Gameguy49 Premium Member 9 months ago

    You have to unwrap her before you can study her.

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    Doug K  9 months ago

    Do they have a receipt? … “No receipt – No return.”

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    DM2860  9 months ago

    A promise under duress is not binding.

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    David_the_CAD  9 months ago

    Second best probing I ever had.

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    Daltongang Premium Member 9 months ago

    And in other news in Georgia, Bigfoot spotted going into the Waffle House. Is he a pancake or a waffle man? The answer to this and other riveting questions at 11.

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    HOTLOTUS1  9 months ago

    with those probes, she may NOT want to return home. just sayin

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    admiree2  9 months ago

    I would give a top review IF I was returned looking, feeling and doing as well as the best earthling who is 25 years younger than I am now.

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    Zebrastripes  9 months ago

    Ummmm I don’t THINK so!

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    nsaber  9 months ago

    Are those “tools” alien ticklers?

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    bobpeters61  9 months ago

    Notice that they only offered to return her to Earth. They never said it would be to the same continent from which they got her.

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    geese28  9 months ago

    Somehow she’ll have a little “stowaway” in 9 months

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    Mike Baldwin creator 9 months ago

    Five star Seems reasonable!

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    davewhamond creator 9 months ago

    Well, I did yelp during the probe part.

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member 9 months ago

    They asked her probing questions, yet the interview lacked depth.

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    cuzinron47  9 months ago

    I don’t think those probes have been approved by the Galactic Medical Association.

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    ericlscott creator 9 months ago

    Can’t decide which is more disturbing – the tools or the single eye. Yikes!

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    mbrahms26  9 months ago

    She will be yelping a lot during the probes!

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    T...  9 months ago

    Oh, just forget that, we’ve alread paid off Yelp…

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    Pharmakeus Ubik  9 months ago

    113 point inspection.

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    egadi'mnotclad  9 months ago

    It’s still a much better fate than earthly lab techs give their test animals.

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    T...  9 months ago

    Too da moon, John says to his wife…

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    jbduncan  9 months ago

    She was the best subject they could find?

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    Prey  9 months ago

    By the look of that thing in his(its?) right hand, I think a good Yelp is a certainty.

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    Buckeye67  9 months ago

    If those aliens use all those probes properly, I am pretty sure she’ll give them a great rating.

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