Let me go right now and I promise.
Dalcon is hanging with the bad crowd as expected
Well, that all depends on the food and the accommodations.
They must have used a Lyft to get her up to their ship.
“And what happens if I don’t?” We’ll keep coming back for your follow ups!
They are using a gorpler and a yaweetzer? At the same time?
I don’t like the looks of where he’s going with that spiral thing.
That corkscrew apparatus might help to get 4+ stars…
In the back of her mind she is thinking “Hey French ticklers for noses I might really enjoy this.”
Your reviews help us to improve your probing. Would you say that you are:
1. Gnarfled
2. Somewhat Gnarfled
3. Completely Disgnarfled
You have to unwrap her before you can study her.
Do they have a receipt? … “No receipt – No return.”
A promise under duress is not binding.
Second best probing I ever had.
And in other news in Georgia, Bigfoot spotted going into the Waffle House. Is he a pancake or a waffle man? The answer to this and other riveting questions at 11.
with those probes, she may NOT want to return home. just sayin
I would give a top review IF I was returned looking, feeling and doing as well as the best earthling who is 25 years younger than I am now.
Ummmm I don’t THINK so!
Are those “tools” alien ticklers?
Notice that they only offered to return her to Earth. They never said it would be to the same continent from which they got her.
Somehow she’ll have a little “stowaway” in 9 months
Five star Seems reasonable!
Well, I did yelp during the probe part.
They asked her probing questions, yet the interview lacked depth.
I don’t think those probes have been approved by the Galactic Medical Association.
Can’t decide which is more disturbing – the tools or the single eye. Yikes!
She will be yelping a lot during the probes!
Oh, just forget that, we’ve alread paid off Yelp…
113 point inspection.
It’s still a much better fate than earthly lab techs give their test animals.
Too da moon, John says to his wife…
She was the best subject they could find?
By the look of that thing in his(its?) right hand, I think a good Yelp is a certainty.
If those aliens use all those probes properly, I am pretty sure she’ll give them a great rating.
August 21, 2015
allen@home 9 months ago
Let me go right now and I promise.
BigBoy 9 months ago
Dalcon is hanging with the bad crowd as expected
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 9 months ago
Well, that all depends on the food and the accommodations.
phritzg Premium Member 9 months ago
They must have used a Lyft to get her up to their ship.
Ned Snipes 9 months ago
“And what happens if I don’t?” We’ll keep coming back for your follow ups!
The Orange Mailman 9 months ago
They are using a gorpler and a yaweetzer? At the same time?
Studebaker Hoch 9 months ago
I don’t like the looks of where he’s going with that spiral thing.
Pickled Pete 9 months ago
That corkscrew apparatus might help to get 4+ stars…
basspro 9 months ago
In the back of her mind she is thinking “Hey French ticklers for noses I might really enjoy this.”
Dobie Premium Member 9 months ago
Your reviews help us to improve your probing. Would you say that you are:
1. Gnarfled
2. Somewhat Gnarfled
3. Completely Disgnarfled
Gameguy49 Premium Member 9 months ago
You have to unwrap her before you can study her.
Doug K 9 months ago
Do they have a receipt? … “No receipt – No return.”
DM2860 9 months ago
A promise under duress is not binding.
David_the_CAD 9 months ago
Second best probing I ever had.
Daltongang Premium Member 9 months ago
And in other news in Georgia, Bigfoot spotted going into the Waffle House. Is he a pancake or a waffle man? The answer to this and other riveting questions at 11.
HOTLOTUS1 9 months ago
with those probes, she may NOT want to return home. just sayin
admiree2 9 months ago
I would give a top review IF I was returned looking, feeling and doing as well as the best earthling who is 25 years younger than I am now.
Zebrastripes 9 months ago
Ummmm I don’t THINK so!
nsaber 9 months ago
Are those “tools” alien ticklers?
bobpeters61 9 months ago
Notice that they only offered to return her to Earth. They never said it would be to the same continent from which they got her.
geese28 9 months ago
Somehow she’ll have a little “stowaway” in 9 months
Mike Baldwin creator 9 months ago
Five star Seems reasonable!
davewhamond creator 9 months ago
Well, I did yelp during the probe part.
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member 9 months ago
They asked her probing questions, yet the interview lacked depth.
cuzinron47 9 months ago
I don’t think those probes have been approved by the Galactic Medical Association.
ericlscott creator 9 months ago
Can’t decide which is more disturbing – the tools or the single eye. Yikes!
mbrahms26 9 months ago
She will be yelping a lot during the probes!
T... 9 months ago
Oh, just forget that, we’ve alread paid off Yelp…
Pharmakeus Ubik 9 months ago
113 point inspection.
egadi'mnotclad 9 months ago
It’s still a much better fate than earthly lab techs give their test animals.
T... 9 months ago
Too da moon, John says to his wife…
jbduncan 9 months ago
She was the best subject they could find?
Prey 9 months ago
By the look of that thing in his(its?) right hand, I think a good Yelp is a certainty.
Buckeye67 9 months ago
If those aliens use all those probes properly, I am pretty sure she’ll give them a great rating.