Close to Home by John McPherson for April 25, 2024

you would think that would be cause for a quick trip down…

You da Man!

I think you’ll find that you don’t have enough bars to reach your friends.

He don’t look pickled..

All righty then, Bleeb! Two days in a row with perfect positioning for observational purposes!! Enjoy!!!

They act like he walked on water or something.

EVERYBODY wants a selfie at the gate with Pete!

DUCK FACE!

Tell St Peter at the Golding Gates

That you hate to make him wait

But you just gotta have another cigarette

“You can’t take it with you” – all cell phones must be checked at the gate!

Wait until the discover there is no reception or charging ports in heaven.

Really?

Since it’s souls that are supposed to go to Heaven, is that the soul of a smart phone?

Anyway, I wonder if Satan sometimes photobombs these selfies.

Who would you impress with it?

No, all of the phones are down in Hell. Heaven is thankfully a phone free zone.

Sorry folks, when they say, “You can’t take it with you!” that includes your cell phone.

The bible is full of absurd stories.

Smile! Oh wait, is that why they call ’em “the pearly gates?”

At least selfies are quick now. Not like the portraits people used to ask for in the Middle Ages.

Nobody wants a selfie with St. John, ’cause of his wart.

How do you think they got there, doing selfies.

That couldn’t be Heaven, or at least one I would want to be a part of, thank you very much.

Front row seating?! Nice

In the UK, the last word would be “bother”. :)