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To be discharged (“in the morning”) from the hospital took almost all morning and part of the afternoon. Paper work etc. Finally the discharge nurse arrives. The nurse wasn’t going to let me pee before I got the wheelchair ride to the car. She was rushing me. I wasn’t having any of that….
It’s appalling when reporters are about to give details about a disaster and they start with “good morning” or some other greeting totally inappropriate for the events that have occurred or ongoing disaster.
Depending on how long he’s been wrapped up, his skin is going to be icky. I was present once to watch a mummy being unwrapped. There was no nasty smell and the skin was in really good shape, considering how old it was.
Imagine 8 days ago
Amazingly bad…
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member 8 days ago
Premature discharge!
phritzg Premium Member 8 days ago
Next panel: It’s a typical American hospital, so they dump the patient on the pavement and take the wheelchair back inside.
stuart_olson 8 days ago
He is so glad to be out, believe me!
stuart_olson 8 days ago
He is glad to be out of there. Believe me!
Zykoic 8 days ago
To be discharged (“in the morning”) from the hospital took almost all morning and part of the afternoon. Paper work etc. Finally the discharge nurse arrives. The nurse wasn’t going to let me pee before I got the wheelchair ride to the car. She was rushing me. I wasn’t having any of that….
blunebottle 8 days ago
Nice side eye from the brunette.
Dobie Premium Member 8 days ago
I guess it’s probably better that she can’t see what he’s holding up with his left hand.
Ned Snipes 8 days ago
Well, he’s ready for all the right turns.
The Orange Mailman 8 days ago
She must be an optometrist.
Kornfield Kounty 8 days ago
Discharge status: Alive but without my permission.
Kornfield Kounty 8 days ago
I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy
backyardcowboy 8 days ago
Wait till he realizes that there’s no hole to p** out of.
Znox11 8 days ago
…at least until the meds wear off.
Gameguy49 Premium Member 8 days ago
After you get mummy home be sure to come right back to get your daddy.
wirepunchr 8 days ago
Hopefully the attendant isn’t a part time stage actor and tells him “Break a leg!”
HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member 8 days ago
. . . and watch out for the curb!
Vistoso's Mesquite #4 hole 8 days ago
It’s appalling when reporters are about to give details about a disaster and they start with “good morning” or some other greeting totally inappropriate for the events that have occurred or ongoing disaster.
Zebrastripes 8 days ago
A twit nurse….
Munch 8 days ago
The insurance company said you were done.
monya_43 8 days ago
Happy First Day of Spring.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 8 days ago
He’s flipping her the bird!
Moonkey Premium Member 8 days ago
Depending on how long he’s been wrapped up, his skin is going to be icky. I was present once to watch a mummy being unwrapped. There was no nasty smell and the skin was in really good shape, considering how old it was.
CrimsonOne18 8 days ago
LOVE IT! Thanks for a good laugh.
David_the_CAD 7 days ago
He is still alive, that is amazing already.
davewhamond creator 7 days ago
He’s waiting for you to give him the high five. Don’t leave him hangin’!
cuzinron47 7 days ago
And that’s a wrap.
cuzinron47 7 days ago
Bleeb is wishing you good luck.
eb110americana 7 days ago
At least he won’t have any trouble hailing a cab.
jbduncan 7 days ago
The invisible man?
geese28 7 days ago
Wow uh so much joy with that greeting to the person in constant pain
wildlandwaters 7 days ago
I wonder what gesture he’s giving her under the wrappings…
mbrahms26 7 days ago
After Musk’s cutbacks to Medicare, this will be viewed as an uncovered “outpatient.”