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Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for June 25, 2013
June 24, 2013
June 26, 2013
Transcript:
Melodee: "Your packets contain maps, schedules, meal times, dorm and roommate assignments"
Tiffany: "Ooo! Let's see if we're roomies, Quill"
Quill: "I'm with a guy named Roscoe"
Tiffany: "I'm with some GIRL! Ugh! A total waste of an adorable nightie!!"
Iāve never been to that kind of summer camp, but, if 80s movies and rumours are to be believed, separating the sexes doesnāt always keep them apart.
Luann!!! Brought to you, byā¦.Roscoe Pecolt Trains, Incā¦.Back Fire Auto Partsā¦.and byā¦.Smokey Fragrancesā¦. an āairā soā¦. denseā¦ soā¦. āSmokeyāā¦
Hey, Mikeyj ā Niagara Falls? Are you in my neck oā da woods?^^^I live the next town over from Niagara Falls Canada, 25 mins by car, to the falls themselves
Mikeyj, whoever runs the facebook page sure likes your artwork. Your Tiffany is looking all cute on there today.^^I believe itās Karen (Aka āreal Luannā) who runs that Facebook page
It almost sounds as if Tiff is more interested in showing off her expensive clothing than having a sexual liaison with a maleā¦.after all, why would she focus on her āadorableā new nightie than on ānot being able to share the room with Quillā?
I think Tiffās so in love with herself that she canāt entertain any thought of loving a guy.
I used to really,really,really, really like John Wayne. Never could I have considered how heart broken I would be if I couldnāt wear a new pair of my favourite heels at an autograph session with him. As the saying used to beā¦.Iād crawl a mile over broken glass just toā¦ā¦ā¦..etc.
I used to really,really,really, really like John Wayne. Never could I have considered how heart broken I would be if I couldnāt wear a new pair of my favourite heels at an autograph session with him. As the saying used to beā¦.Iād crawl a mile over broken glass just toā¦ā¦ā¦..etc.
In that vacuum that takes the place of a brain in Tiffanyās head she hoped to score Quill as a roommate? āAt summer Drama Camp for high schoolers?! Tiffany, take your adorable nightie over to the girlsā dorm area and chill out. Later, when well rested, try to get a clue.
she is dumber than dirt if she thinks he would room with her even if they did have co-ed rooms. She just has her mind in a bed somewhere and not on the subject at hand.
This should finally put to rest those rumors that Tiffany somehow pulled strings to keep Luann out of the camp. If she could have done that, it would have been lead-pipe cinch to get Quill assigned to her as a roommate.
Is there a betting pool for how long it takes Tiffany to become a coked-out, used-up porn actress doing āfeatureā appearances at local peeler bars?
I do not like Quill. I think he is just using Luann just to āGet someā. Luann is young and impressionable. Bring back her old boy friend from Hawaii, Aaron Hill.
Tiff knows in her own mind that she is way too good for Drama school. So this is all about her trying to steel Quill.But she is so dence she canāt see that Quill donāt care.
I like the one that sudgest that Tiffās roommate drops out and Luann is her roomy, talk about DRAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
With that image, sheās got morning, noon and night hairā¦.. at the marriage ceremony, theyād ask if youād take this person to be lawfully wedded, and instead of saying I do, sheād say, āI did!āā¦. she should have been the one to star in āMiseryāā¦..
You know what? She is an actress (though not an award winning one)ā¦. she probably is trying to just play up that moment to get Quillās attentionā¦. she did the same thing in trying to get his attention, by pretending to be interested in Guntherā¦ she mentioned also that she may just like the idea of being liked by boys, including trying to have them become āenamouredā with her, by doing whatever (outside of certain things) to keep them interested in herā¦so she may not actually go through with scandalous things, but sheās not above the tactic of trying to get them thinking about herā¦==But she also mentioned that thereās an added stake in it for her when she actually likes someone, tooā¦ which is what is motivating her with Quillā¦ she actually does like himā¦
āReally, Tiffany? Did you really expect them to room boys and girls together?? I think she went to the wrong camp.ā ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~All of this is just a different form of berth control.
Biologically, they would still be male and therefore not room with Tiffany. Now, itās possible that this Roscoe character may be a lesbian trapped in a male body.
Tiffany didnāt really expect itā¦ she was just sort of just saying it as an attempt to both converse with Quill, and to take a āstabā at getting his attentionā¦ she views anyone not within her accepted circle (i.e. just Crystal) as beneath her āprivileged presenceā, therefore no one is worthy of being roommates with her.ā¦ sheād have this reaction, regardlessā¦ā¦ ==ALSO, she feels that she doesnāt need real trainingā¦ that sheās already a star, just waiting for the opportunitiesā¦ she really wouldnāt feel that she needs this campā¦ she just wanted a chance to interact with Qulll with all the projects going on, to share with him, but with the āadvantageā of not having Luann around, thinking that this is the way that she can āhave him all to herselfā, āin a place where no one but she can find himāā¦.
MontanaTrav: The chin-up pose is to hide the other chins, just as the heavy make-up is to hide the wrinkles. It works on stage, but not in real-life close-ups.
Re: the camp instructorās weird face angle: I figured that we were looking at her from the perspective of the students, as it would be pretty normal for the instructor to be standing on a stage above the students.
Tiff is an idiot, but, she isnāt āEasyā she wants boys to worship her and spend money on her, but, when they have tried to āget romanticā she has always told them to back off; on the other hand, she seems to actually CARE for Q, so maybe the nightie thing is genuine, in THIS case.
By mentioning becoming roomies (when she knew it wasnāt a possibility), then her new neglige, Tiff is merely trying to titillate Quill (no puns, please)*Thatās what a tease isā someone who pretends to offer something without any intent of following through.*Tease, titillate, temptor, Tiffany. Yeah, thereās something in common.
That was also used as a gag on Webster, on a "western themed ādreamā episode, where they had a chain going with: " a punk, a skunk, the town drunk, a hunk and a lunkā¦."
You mean Mizz Manezon, the director?^I donāt know what to say about herā¦ I can safely say, thoughā¦. āSheās in a class by herself!!āā¦.And by that measure, so would Tiff beā¦Non stop regaling of drama lecturesā¦ Wow, Tiffany would have more drama than she bargained forā¦ (XD)
Yuck, I hate the way Tiffany said āIām with some Girl!ā as if it were gender more than the fact that itās not Quill that makes her adorable nightie in vain. But just got to believe the best about dear Tiff, she probably misspoke:) Love the fact that many posters think sheās trying to entice Quill more than making a declaration of her stupidity or sexual ethics:)
P.S. MikeyJ, saw your art on the Facebook page, itās wonderful!
I think Tiff just wants to put the image of herself in āan adorable nightieā into Quillās head. She may not be the brightest bulb, but she can scheme and connive with the best of them.
JayBluE over 11 years ago
Duhn, duhn, duuuuuuhnā¦.
JayBluE over 11 years ago
Cue āThat Girlā theme, with Marlo Thomas!!!!
overtherainbow over 11 years ago
Yep. The girlās going to break her leg, drop out, aaaanndā¦Luann will be called in at the last minute off the cancelation list.
MontanaTrav over 11 years ago
Whyās the director galās head always tilted back, is she suffering from some sort of perma-whiplash?
DaJellyBelly over 11 years ago
Tiffany really is a dunce!
Webber over 11 years ago
Tiff came prepared all rightā¦
mrhappy4aa over 11 years ago
Wishful thinking Tiffā¦letās get REAL nowā¦..-insert dumb blonde joke.
Scott Stevenson over 11 years ago
(knock on the auditorium door)
HiāIām here to deliver a āclue by fourā to a āTiffany Farrellāā¦
JayBluE over 11 years ago
Roscoe P.Coltraine?
Purple Morpho 2015 over 11 years ago
Who knows? Tiffany may be that āgirlāsā typeā¦.
sarafaye over 11 years ago
What kind of camp did Tiffany think this is?
Templo S.U.D. over 11 years ago
Seriously, Tiffany, did you expect the camp staff to assign co-ed roommates?
Mordock999 Premium Member over 11 years ago
Sorry Tiff. Luann ALREADY went āRoomieā with your wannbe BF.
SAVE that Nightie for OX.
His STUNNED Dumbfounded Reaction will be MOST Amusing.
Mikeyj over 11 years ago
As Forest Gumpās Mother always saidā¦. āStupid is, as stupid does!ā
Dconskjk over 11 years ago
Tiff couldnāt possibly be that clueless, could she? I mean, she really couldnāt.
Mikeyj over 11 years ago
Iāve never been to that kind of summer camp, but, if 80s movies and rumours are to be believed, separating the sexes doesnāt always keep them apart.
ILuvLu over 11 years ago
It would be much more interesting if Tiff and Quill were roomies and Tiff was expected to ā¦..
SideshowStarlet over 11 years ago
Cheer up, Tiff. The girl could be a lesbian.
JayBluE over 11 years ago
Yeah, she reads her own magazines, and believes their hypeā¦.
JayBluE over 11 years ago
Luann!!! Brought to you, byā¦.Roscoe Pecolt Trains, Incā¦.Back Fire Auto Partsā¦.and byā¦.Smokey Fragrancesā¦. an āairā soā¦. denseā¦ soā¦. āSmokeyāā¦
curmudgeon68 over 11 years ago
You ARE referring to Donny Wallace, arenāt you?
Mikeyj over 11 years ago
Left over from yesterday:
Sheriff Mordecai said, about 17 hours ago
@Mikeyj
Hey, Mikeyj ā Niagara Falls? Are you in my neck oā da woods?^^^I live the next town over from Niagara Falls Canada, 25 mins by car, to the falls themselves
Mikeyj over 11 years ago
Also left over from Yesterday:
sara said, about 10 hours ago
Mikeyj, whoever runs the facebook page sure likes your artwork. Your Tiffany is looking all cute on there today.^^I believe itās Karen (Aka āreal Luannā) who runs that Facebook page
Mikeyj over 11 years ago
Tiffanyās real life twin!
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blunebottle over 11 years ago
Youāre scaring meā¦ā¦ā¦..
Mikeyj over 11 years ago
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Taigan Premium Member over 11 years ago
Cāmon Tiffany. It might not be a waste if you keep an open mind. ;)
kfccanada over 11 years ago
It almost sounds as if Tiff is more interested in showing off her expensive clothing than having a sexual liaison with a maleā¦.after all, why would she focus on her āadorableā new nightie than on ānot being able to share the room with Quillā?
I think Tiffās so in love with herself that she canāt entertain any thought of loving a guy.
kfccanada over 11 years ago
I used to really,really,really, really like John Wayne. Never could I have considered how heart broken I would be if I couldnāt wear a new pair of my favourite heels at an autograph session with him. As the saying used to beā¦.Iād crawl a mile over broken glass just toā¦ā¦ā¦..etc.
kfccanada over 11 years ago
I used to really,really,really, really like John Wayne. Never could I have considered how heart broken I would be if I couldnāt wear a new pair of my favourite heels at an autograph session with him. As the saying used to beā¦.Iād crawl a mile over broken glass just toā¦ā¦ā¦..etc.
Sisyphos over 11 years ago
In that vacuum that takes the place of a brain in Tiffanyās head she hoped to score Quill as a roommate? āAt summer Drama Camp for high schoolers?! Tiffany, take your adorable nightie over to the girlsā dorm area and chill out. Later, when well rested, try to get a clue.
The Old Wolf over 11 years ago
She didnāt really think that would happen, did she? I think sheās just throwing out suggestive talk to get Quillās attention.
vwdualnomand over 11 years ago
just like the movie single white femaleā¦
smsrt over 11 years ago
What a total waste of an un-adorable, ugly-spirited girl.
jeanie5448 over 11 years ago
she is dumber than dirt if she thinks he would room with her even if they did have co-ed rooms. She just has her mind in a bed somewhere and not on the subject at hand.
PMark over 11 years ago
Check out todayās Graffiti in light of todayās Luann:(6/25/2013)
PMark over 11 years ago
This should finally put to rest those rumors that Tiffany somehow pulled strings to keep Luann out of the camp. If she could have done that, it would have been lead-pipe cinch to get Quill assigned to her as a roommate.
ManateeGag over 11 years ago
Adorable Nightie, huh? She planned on doing WAY more with Quill than Luann did behind a locked door.
Technoir over 11 years ago
Is there a betting pool for how long it takes Tiffany to become a coked-out, used-up porn actress doing āfeatureā appearances at local peeler bars?
Bucinka over 11 years ago
I am sorry but she is SUCH a {#4 on the list of Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television}.
Metal maiden over 11 years ago
Tiffās planning to star in the new version of Debby does Dallas"ā¦
benniespasaro over 11 years ago
I do not like Quill. I think he is just using Luann just to āGet someā. Luann is young and impressionable. Bring back her old boy friend from Hawaii, Aaron Hill.
coulterjc over 11 years ago
Did Tiff really think she would roommate with a guy?
Flash5005 over 11 years ago
I think in her spare time Tiffany went to the Lila school of Trampdom.
Runforson over 11 years ago
Tiff knows in her own mind that she is way too good for Drama school. So this is all about her trying to steel Quill.But she is so dence she canāt see that Quill donāt care.
I like the one that sudgest that Tiffās roommate drops out and Luann is her roomy, talk about DRAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ECJack over 11 years ago
These are high school students. I doubt they even have coed dorms, much less coed roommates.
JayBluE over 11 years ago
With that image, sheās got morning, noon and night hairā¦.. at the marriage ceremony, theyād ask if youād take this person to be lawfully wedded, and instead of saying I do, sheād say, āI did!āā¦. she should have been the one to star in āMiseryāā¦..
JayBluE over 11 years ago
For the 2nd pic, that was more drama than even Tiffany expectedā¦ā¦
mrsdonaldson over 11 years ago
Really, Tiffany? Did you really expect them to room boys and girls together?? I think she went to the wrong camp.
JayBluE over 11 years ago
You know what? She is an actress (though not an award winning one)ā¦. she probably is trying to just play up that moment to get Quillās attentionā¦. she did the same thing in trying to get his attention, by pretending to be interested in Guntherā¦ she mentioned also that she may just like the idea of being liked by boys, including trying to have them become āenamouredā with her, by doing whatever (outside of certain things) to keep them interested in herā¦so she may not actually go through with scandalous things, but sheās not above the tactic of trying to get them thinking about herā¦==But she also mentioned that thereās an added stake in it for her when she actually likes someone, tooā¦ which is what is motivating her with Quillā¦ she actually does like himā¦
Dabbycats over 11 years ago
Did tiff really think a camp would let her room with a boy? Sheās dumber then she looks
Caldonia over 11 years ago
I wonder if this director is in charge of arbitrarily excluding kids from the camp? (I couldnāt get in, even though I won a Tony.)
unca jim over 11 years ago
@mrsdonaldson said;
āReally, Tiffany? Did you really expect them to room boys and girls together?? I think she went to the wrong camp.ā ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~All of this is just a different form of berth control.
Garison54 over 11 years ago
That director looks exactly like Mrs Virginia Page, my high school drama teacher.
The#1BoiseStateFan over 11 years ago
Roscoe soundsā¦ok?
3pibgorn9 over 11 years ago
The camp instructor? One word: Botox.
yangeldf over 11 years ago
I would like to see ANY school or camp that has co-ed dorms.
SideshowStarlet over 11 years ago
āHow ābout a male lesbian? :)ā
Biologically, they would still be male and therefore not room with Tiffany. Now, itās possible that this Roscoe character may be a lesbian trapped in a male body.
LadyJ4444 over 11 years ago
Please let Luann join camp!
junemmoffatt over 11 years ago
Tiffany REALLY expected a male roommate???
JayBluE over 11 years ago
Tiffany didnāt really expect itā¦ she was just sort of just saying it as an attempt to both converse with Quill, and to take a āstabā at getting his attentionā¦ she views anyone not within her accepted circle (i.e. just Crystal) as beneath her āprivileged presenceā, therefore no one is worthy of being roommates with her.ā¦ sheād have this reaction, regardlessā¦ā¦ ==ALSO, she feels that she doesnāt need real trainingā¦ that sheās already a star, just waiting for the opportunitiesā¦ she really wouldnāt feel that she needs this campā¦ she just wanted a chance to interact with Qulll with all the projects going on, to share with him, but with the āadvantageā of not having Luann around, thinking that this is the way that she can āhave him all to herselfā, āin a place where no one but she can find himāā¦.
hippogriff over 11 years ago
MontanaTrav: The chin-up pose is to hide the other chins, just as the heavy make-up is to hide the wrinkles. It works on stage, but not in real-life close-ups.
Popeyesforearm over 11 years ago
In L.A. thatās not a forgone conclusion Tiff.
Doctor11 over 11 years ago
Tiff ACTUALLY thought she would be roommates with Quill? Nope, girls sleep in their dorm and the boys sleep in their own dorm.
PatchworkDoll over 11 years ago
Re: the camp instructorās weird face angle: I figured that we were looking at her from the perspective of the students, as it would be pretty normal for the instructor to be standing on a stage above the students.
BrookFan over 11 years ago
Dumb Blond Joke Blond tells her friend I just finished a puzzle that said 2 to 4 years and it only took me a year and a half.
JCarrK over 11 years ago
Tiffany starts the drama early.
Mikeyj over 11 years ago
Tiff is an idiot, but, she isnāt āEasyā she wants boys to worship her and spend money on her, but, when they have tried to āget romanticā she has always told them to back off; on the other hand, she seems to actually CARE for Q, so maybe the nightie thing is genuine, in THIS case.
notbornyesterday over 11 years ago
but then again, maybe not Tiffany
JayBluE over 11 years ago
Tramp stamp vamp camp^If she strives to be best, Iāll add to the chain:==Tramp stamp vamp champ camp
ACTIVIST1234 over 11 years ago
By mentioning becoming roomies (when she knew it wasnāt a possibility), then her new neglige, Tiff is merely trying to titillate Quill (no puns, please)*Thatās what a tease isā someone who pretends to offer something without any intent of following through.*Tease, titillate, temptor, Tiffany. Yeah, thereās something in common.
Sugarberrydolphin over 11 years ago
Tiffany might as well asked quill to marry her
JayBluE over 11 years ago
And if she collects old and boring light fixtures, and does stunts while lifting weights, Iāll continue with:
Tramp stamp gramp lamp amp ramp vamp champ damp campā¦
JayBluE over 11 years ago
And if she gets a Charlie horse reaching:-Tramp stamp gramp clamp lamp preamp cramp amp ramp vamp champ damp campā¦
JayBluE over 11 years ago
And if she gets a construction job:-Tramp stamp gramp clamp lamp preamp amp cramp ramp vamp tamp champ damp campā¦
JayBluE over 11 years ago
And to use her favorite brand: -Tramp stamp VandeCamp scamp gramp abamp clamp lamp preamp amp cramp ramp vamp tamp champ damp campā¦
JayBluE over 11 years ago
What was the question?^āWhy does my head hurt from this?ā
JayBluE over 11 years ago
Blame Sara and MJā¦. lol!!!
JayBluE over 11 years ago
That was also used as a gag on Webster, on a "western themed ādreamā episode, where they had a chain going with: " a punk, a skunk, the town drunk, a hunk and a lunkā¦."
JayBluE over 11 years ago
^(XD)
sarafaye over 11 years ago
A redhead beats a blond every time.
JayBluE over 11 years ago
Wouldnāt it be something if Tiffanyās roommate IS a redhead?ā¦Either that, or they find someone who actutally mirrors Tiffā¦
Asharah over 11 years ago
Tiffany, they are not gonna put two hormonal raging teenagers of opposite sexes in the same dorm room. DUH!
JayBluE over 11 years ago
You mean Mizz Manezon, the director?^I donāt know what to say about herā¦ I can safely say, thoughā¦. āSheās in a class by herself!!āā¦.And by that measure, so would Tiff beā¦Non stop regaling of drama lecturesā¦ Wow, Tiffany would have more drama than she bargained forā¦ (XD)
JayBluE over 11 years ago
^Mine is brunetteā¦.no blonde, no redsā¦ though Iāve checked her rootsā¦.errā¦. family treeā¦.
Gerry Lee over 11 years ago
Yuck, I hate the way Tiffany said āIām with some Girl!ā as if it were gender more than the fact that itās not Quill that makes her adorable nightie in vain. But just got to believe the best about dear Tiff, she probably misspoke:) Love the fact that many posters think sheās trying to entice Quill more than making a declaration of her stupidity or sexual ethics:)
P.S. MikeyJ, saw your art on the Facebook page, itās wonderful!
sarafaye over 11 years ago
There is little point in living if you arenāt becoming smarter than you were 28 years ago.
blondbrownies over 11 years ago
I think Tiff just wants to put the image of herself in āan adorable nightieā into Quillās head. She may not be the brightest bulb, but she can scheme and connive with the best of them.