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Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for August 13, 2013
Transcript:
Shannon: "First you gotta pre... pur..." Brad: "Propose? Ok. Barbie will y--" Shannon: "This isn't Barbie now! It's Toni! And Ken's YOU!" Brad: "Oh. Ok. Toni, will you marry me?" Brad: "What happened?" Shannon: "She fainted from happiness" Brad: "Of course. That's EXACTLY what happened"
DaJellyBelly over 11 years ago
Thatās cute!
JayBluE over 11 years ago
" Play by āPlayā "ā¦
Ottodesu over 11 years ago
Sometimes I really wish that this site had a āthumbs upā facility.
The#1BoiseStateFan over 11 years ago
Funny..I remember something similarā¦.
Templo S.U.D. over 11 years ago
I would kind of love and loathe it at the same time if a young niece of my betrothed showed me those ropes. Where did they get the experience anyway?
barbarasbrute over 11 years ago
Me too. Also sometimes wish it had a ādeleteā button though.
Mikeyj over 11 years ago
Someone was saying this strip isnāt funny anymore (a couple days ago); but, this one was hilarious! I LOL for a good 5 seconds :)
luann1212 over 11 years ago
THIS STRIP IS ALWAYS FUNNY AND ALWAYS NEW AND FRESH. ANYONE SAYING ANYTHING ABOUT IT NOT BEING FUNNY IS A MOPE
Mikeyj over 11 years ago
Also, I love that sound effectā¦ BLOP! haha
Mikeyj over 11 years ago
Methinks Brad needs to go back to the gym, his arms are getting kind of skinny
TheSkulker over 11 years ago
I think someone REALLY likes Brad and has him on a pretty high pedestal.
JayBluE over 11 years ago
I love her imaginationā¦ and āsense of timingāā¦.. ha ha!
JayBluE over 11 years ago
āā¦and Barbie did not mention her relationship with her ex-boyfriend even onceā¦.ā ^Well, there was a need to show that she had moved onā¦. Brad wasnāt āworriedā about Dirk, but she was trying to establish the funny irony in the situationā¦ =Had she not mentioned it at that time during her proposal, we all would have been asking if there was still a āpot burning on the back stoveā, so to speakā¦ so it seemed Gregās way of making Brad feel good, and making it clear to us that it was time to move onā¦ so, in a way, the romance wasnāt really ākilledā during the dinner and the proposalā¦ this is also evidenced by Bradās reaction (including both his and her āeuphoriaā on their ride home from the restaurantā¦
Mikeyj over 11 years ago
05) āTwist Barbieā by Shonan Knife. For the posters who have a fetish for Barbie^^Love that song, one of my faves , from my favorite bandā¦ one little thing though, Donnieā¦ itās ShonEn Knifeā¦. but, seeing as you arenāt Japanese, I wonāt hold that against you!
JayBluE over 11 years ago
I agree ā me too. I seriously think Shannon would have beat out Tiff for the drama campā¦^Yeah, hard to argue with thatā¦ or Shannon, for that matterā¦ ha ha!
ShagsCA over 11 years ago
Awwwwwww, how cute. (And itās only a comic strip!)
JayBluE over 11 years ago
If anything, it showed that she was forced to move on.^It maybe a case of seeing the glass as either part empty or full, hereā¦ she stated to Brad that seeing him in the state that he was, was like āclosureāā¦.. every relationship is not always ācut and dryā in the matter of issues that need to be resolved before moving on, and again, it could be just a matter of perspective, I guessā¦= And then it went away when Brad was grousing about it to TJ ^In that instance, the subject at hand was in choice of ringsā¦. his grousing had to do with a side issue, that apparently is no longer an issue, and even then, he didnāt like how it went down, but eventually both were able to view the āwater under the bridgeā with only a passing thought, and have not let it become a āthingāā¦. at least for the time beingā¦.
Mikeyj over 11 years ago
And for those of you who donāt know Shonen Knife, here they are with the song already mentioned, TWIST BARBIE
Twist Barbie
firedome over 11 years ago
āIāll Be Backā, by the beatlesā¦released originally here in the states on my favorite beatles album of 1964, āBeatlesā65ā (December, ā64)ā¦
JayBluE over 11 years ago
She might be giving you a little insight, there Bradā¦^Yeah, he seems to not see that part, but as you say, he should take that as a very good indication of Toniās feelings for himā¦=He also may be a little more thinking about how he was the one who got surprisedā¦. since Toni āturned the tablesāā¦ and he may not want to āburst her bubbleā about the ideas she has about it allā¦..
Mikeyj over 11 years ago
MJ:Do you think it wonāt be long be long before we get to insta-family?^^Iām speculating that Toni may be talking to her brotherās lawyer, as we speak, so, yes, I agree.
Mikeyj over 11 years ago
Shannon has Toniās nose and Bradās eyebrows, if they DO adopt her, no one will think she isnāt their flesh and blood(Well, she is related closely to Toni, of course)
Mikeyj over 11 years ago
Left over from yesterday:^^^@ Donny
Youāve also been to a Shonen Knife concert? When was that? I saw them during the āFree Timeā tour and the 30th Anniversary āOsaka Ramonesā tour
Sisyphos over 11 years ago
Nice play-acting! Brad is getting along well with Shannon, and thatās a definite plus towards his relationship with Toni.And Shannonās take on how Aunt Toni would have reacted to a proposal from Brad (right down to the blop) is great!
Mikeyj over 11 years ago
Wow! You saw the Knife long before Iād even heard of themā¦ ironic , since Iām the SK superfan here, now
Troglodyte over 11 years ago
Iāve always liked the Toni-Brad arc. Bradās a nice guy by almost any standard, and deserves a good deal in life. His handling of Shannon shows the matuity that lurks under the surface.
MDeB over 11 years ago
thereās no ā1ā in roman numerals.
Mordock999 Premium Member over 11 years ago
ENJOY Dear, Sweet Little Shannon, NOW while Sheās MALLEABLE, Brad.
Just WAIT"LL the āLittle Kumquatā turns SWEET āYou CANāT Tell ME Anythingā 16ā¦..,
imbaldeagle over 11 years ago
Shannon ā 6 years old and going on 16!
Commentator over 11 years ago
I donāt get this strip.
TORAD_07 over 11 years ago
Priceless! Gotta love Shannonās perspective on things!
Anyone want to take odds on Brad & Toni (once married), formally adopting Shannon? I realize the pressure will be on for them to have their own children, but it would seem the excellent bonding that Brad (and even Lu when she babysits) have achieved with Shannon, as well as all the obvious good it has done her, is just too ideal to pass up!
Metal maiden over 11 years ago
I thought it was funny.
yeahbutt over 11 years ago
An ongoing theme. Brad canāt handle Toni being in charge & taking the initiative.Waitāll they buy a car, a houseā¦ name the first kidā¦utāll be all Toni
sbchamp over 11 years ago
Ken and Barbie were on FARK yesterdayā¦
mrsdonaldson over 11 years ago
Cute! Way to play, Brad!
Runforson over 11 years ago
Anyone notice that Brad is the only one that can get across to this kid. Ready made family on the way. I know how it works. I got a ready made family, never had a child of my own. I now have 17 Grandkids & 9 Great Grandkids. Thats how it works.
schmid13 over 11 years ago
Dropping his former posturing and pretensions, brad is showing the degroot tender side, at least as evidenced by Luann. Has frank ever beared his tender side? If anyone recallsā¦
Train 1911 over 11 years ago
The way this cartoon jumps around who would know and the way the kids behave Frank would be glad if they all left
belldee90 over 11 years ago
faceplant!
overtherainbow over 11 years ago
Carryover post from yesterday:
@JPuzzleWhizAs Leviticus said earlier, TJ is asexual.
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This is another of Levās troll subjects. TJ likes women, and he isnāt shown with a GF because thereās no one in the strip appropriate for him to be with. TJ with no GF is no weirder otherwise than Bernice or Delta or Tiff or Ox or anyone else in the strip who could by now but does not have a ārelationshipāāunless you think that Bern, Delta and Tiff are all asexual too and the idea of having sex with anyone, regardless of gender, turns them off.
Mikeyj over 11 years ago
troll much?
milania over 11 years ago
āLove is blind, and marriage is an eye openerā
Mikeyj over 11 years ago
" thereās no one in the strip appropriate for him to be with" ā¦ I agree ā¦ a new character would have to be introduced for that. Heās been shown āhittingā on a number of females over the years.^^I thought he would have made a good match with Tiffā¦ with his ability as a con man, and her natural evil beauty, they could have run the World, given time
RedSamRackham over 11 years ago
Barbies have always been for little girls to fantasize what their teen & youing adult lives will be like.
Thehag over 11 years ago
Shannon being a cute kid. The whole gang is good for that little girl she is lucky her aunt Toni loves her and includes herā¦. yeah, yeah itās a comic. It happens sometimes in real life, unfortunately not often enough.
Bruce McKinney Premium Member over 11 years ago
Whatās with the background? It switches color back and forth between panels.
seismic-2 Premium Member over 11 years ago
No doubt Toni will adopt Shannon, as the stripās retcon for not admitting in the first place that Shannon is in fact Dirk and Toniās offspring. Eventually Shannon will be calling Toni āMomā, and the whole background of Toniās brother (who seems to spend about one hour per month, max, with Shannon) will fade into memory, never to be mentioned again.
Argy.Bargy2 over 11 years ago
Who is the top poster?
Argy.Bargy2 over 11 years ago
Wow, this is an all-time low number of comments for this comic! Where is everybody?
Doctor11 over 11 years ago
My sisterās husband was unique in how he proposed; she and I had just gotten off work from the theater we worked at, walked to her car, and found inside her then-boyfriendās iPod plugged in and playing the same hip hop song over and over, and hanging on the rearview mirror were two silver necklaces with charms and the engagement ring.When he showed up, my sister jumped on him, and there was a lot of kissing involved while I was huddled in the car trying to unplug the iPod so that it would stop playing that song.
atomicdog over 11 years ago
If Barbie keeps fainting, Kenās gonna need a Kung-Fu gripā¦
David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen over 11 years ago
if toni is happyDavid is happyif toni is unconsciousBrad is happy-just joking, Iām happy for Shannon and her fantasy world
JayBluE over 11 years ago
My perspective is that no marriage proposal should include a discussion of your ex.^I also feel that an ex shouldnāt be a part of a personās relationship, eitherā¦ And I forgot to add this part to what I was explaining in my other post: "But I really think that Toni, in this instance had already tired of Dirk, as was evidenced during the time when we all found out that Dirk was a garbagemanā¦. she was trying to make sure that her subsequent actions were from her independent thought, and not from a dark place resulting from the abuse that she suffered at his handsā¦ I think that itās more to do with her recovery from his abuse, than from any āleftover feelingsā for him, as also evidenced by Bradās calm reaction to the matterā¦ if it were anything else, Brad would have reacted in that way"ā¦.
JayBluE over 11 years ago
then Brad will gladly say, āYes, Toni. Whatever you say, Toni.ā^Now Brad has shown the tendency to acquiesce to Toni, but I donāt think it was because of any fear of losing Toni (as shown when he was ready to āmove onā when she was still clinging to Dirkā¦ though he probably would feel a lot of pain afterward, but he came to the realization when Frank talked to him about it)ā¦ more so the wanting to see her happy, as Frank has learned with Nancy, all these yearsā¦ and also he just doesnāt know how to express his feelings as adequately, the spitting image of his fatherā¦ there are certain matters he has stood up for, and some that he has seen it was just āeasierā to let Toni have her sayā¦ as indicated when they were working on the truck, he realizes she has something special about her in the olā noggin, and she can put a wrench in her hand and not be destructive with it, and gorgeous to boot? Okay, in that sense, he would want to make sure that he does not lose her, Lol!ā¦..
ACTIVIST1234 over 11 years ago
Shannon is projecting her own feelings of joy onto Toni!
JayBluE over 11 years ago
āPlease stop posting this crap. It is neither interesting nor witty, and has nothing to do with the strip.ā ^I donāt know what post you are referring to, since you didnāt put what you are responding toā¦ if you mean mine (with the āsponsorsā)ā¦. I guess, the best way to respond is to borrow JPWās wordsā¦. āimaginationā, ātongue in cheekā, and all references to different aspects that can be found in each stripā¦ a picture (or even dialogue, for that matter) is worth a thousand wordsā¦. some āgagsā or situations portrayed also could have more than one application.. and many of us here bring up different thingsā¦ check out Friday, Saturday, Sunday, even yesterdayās as examplesā¦ many of us bring up many different aspectsā¦ and still can be traced back to the stripā¦.this particular one way is just my way of bringing just a few upā¦ā¦ =Check out āSpeed Bumpā, āF-ā, āHermanā, āHank the Sockā, and many others, and tell me if some of the same things arenāt going on thereā¦ because they areā¦
JayBluE over 11 years ago
And to add to that, thatās the way things get invented (such as the processes that brought us the radio, TV, vacuum, automobile, microewave, etc., or new trends in society, even fashion, even the concept of offense and throwing passes to receivers in American football.. all because some people decided to āget creativeā and do something that may not have been done before and others who also do something of their own, or some add on to someone elseās, andā¦ voila!ā¦.
JayBluE over 11 years ago
And your posts are the weirdest on this stripā¦ if even the stieā¦ā¦ though the ātop tenā was creativeā¦..though you were slamming some of us on itā¦..
Angelalex242 over 11 years ago
Why does Brad āacqueiseā to Toni?
āHappy Wife, Happy Life.ā
Repeat that statement till Bradās wisdom becomes clear.
JayBluE over 11 years ago
Then just in case we readers failed to gather that it was because Dirk was married Toni proposed, Evans wrote the proposal so Toni would say she proposed because she saw Dirk and he was married. It was not subtle^Now, thatās possible, but not necessarily soā¦. as with everything, time afterward would bear these things outā¦. she said it was because of Dirk, but anything else would be more of each of our own slantā¦ she said it was after seeing Dirk, but such a statement can be taken in more than one wayā¦ she had given indications that she wanted to be with Brad and not Dirkā¦ her running into Dirk was no mere āoh, thiiiiiiis is how I feelā, after seeing his changeā¦ it had already been in the making, since the news that he was back aroundā¦ā¦..
JayBluE over 11 years ago
And while this is true,, even a thief will fall in loveā¦. check the history booksā¦ there have been some infamous personsā¦. some married and left them, some just kept their loves on a shelfā¦ but somewhere, somehow, they did find the one that if they ever actually werenāt scoundrels in the anals of historyā¦ besides, the eye contact given in that strip between them showed this possibilityā¦ and a second besides, I never said that heād suddenly change instantlyā¦ and this is Tiffany and TJ that weād be talking about.. but I was referring to the āhintā of possibility that Greg gave thereā¦ not a statement of factā¦ thatās the difference in what I was sayingā¦ that those two had shown mutual attraction in that stripā¦ even if TJ saw himself in the reflection of her eyesā¦. and vice versaā¦.
Metal maiden over 11 years ago
These are artistic expressions. Itās actually beautiful. Why are you focusing on this. Give it a rest.
sarafaye over 11 years ago
While I accept the possibility that TJ might be asexual, hiding that would look no different on paper from him just being a scoundrel who fears commitment. Not falling for girls/women who are fundamentally unlikable, like Ann or Tiffany, proves only that he has a modicum of taste. Resisting Luann, Diane or Toni only shows that he would rather skip that momentary pleasure than lose Bradās friendship, possibly with some violence included. Clearly not worth it. I think it is obvious to anyone why school age TJ would have found Delta a drag, but heās grown up a bit since then, even though she is just starting to. There are perfectly acceptable reasons why he has not bitten any of the bait offered. He has so far only been interested in risk free women like Toniās friend. That could mean heās a scumbag, which we have observed to be true. Or it could mean he has no interest.
JayBluE over 11 years ago
āI read your post on thieves and see you are thinking more and more like me. ā^
I posted a āJayBlueā postā¦ā¦donāt see how any of that could be aā¦ DWā¦ postā¦..though we both use Romanized letters to type, thatās not the same as having the same thoughtsā¦.
sarafaye over 11 years ago
I actually like the idea of TJ and Diane. He is much better suited to her than Brad was, and it would make some charmingly awkward stories available.
sarafaye over 11 years ago
But arenāt you sad to think of missing out on Brad explaining to Toni why Diane is causing such tension between him and TJ?
sarafaye over 11 years ago
Iāve made it clear before today that I donāt go by the Bible. Assuming Delta does, perhaps she does feel a calling.
JayBluE over 11 years ago
Okayā¦ here it isā¦. The avatā¦ā¦ā¦..
imbaldeagle over 11 years ago
Letās seeā¦. How did we get from a comic strip about proposing marriage to attacks on each other about whining and misuse of free time?Oh I guess itās the violence of the pretend-Toni striking her head on the table when she fainted from happiness.Kind of a stretch, doncha think?
JayBluE over 11 years ago
Okay, reallyā¦ in all seriousness ā¦. you are just plain wrongā¦ whatever reason you have for doing this stuff with everyone, just wrongā¦ itās one thing to say the stuff you said yesterday and earlier today, but that last thing is not a subject to attack someone withā¦ not something to play around withā¦ thatās the way that schoolyard bullies are doing on the internetā¦ and we are all supposed to be adults here, and yet here you are doing stuff like thatā¦.
JayBluE over 11 years ago
We all debate stuff on here and have fun here and all, but that last remark you made to someone else , just isnāt right, however you spin itā¦..
overtherainbow over 11 years ago
Blah, blah, blahā¦
sarafaye over 11 years ago
Time travel tenses are so awkward. Would have going to have been causing. Or whatever.
sarafaye over 11 years ago
I have to admit that I have an asexual family member and am somewhat biased by always being on the lookout for members of the club.
JayBluE over 11 years ago
Is there a possiblility that Shannon may slip into āchild modeā and āspill the beansā about something else that Brad wasnāt prepared to hear?ā¦ā¦
sarafaye over 11 years ago
Fun? When was Diane fun? She was condescending and rude.
sarafaye over 11 years ago
When she mocked him and treated him like a science experiment?
overtherainbow over 11 years ago
I also do not think TJ is āasexualā, I believe itās just that Evans hasnāt found a need to have him shown with a girlfriend. His role is to be the pain-in-the-side friend of Brad ā¦ giving him a girlfriend would not have him fulfill that role any better.
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My thoughts exactly, Dave53. I get the impression only so many couples will ever grace this strip. F&N, given. Brad&Toni will go on forever and ever. Hopefully Luann&Quill will not, but probably will. Gunther got paired with Rosa to remove him from the Luann & ____ (fill in the blank) equation, I bet. Otherwise, why him? Why not any of the other kids? Why do the other kids still not have a current relationship? Itās just the writing. No other reason. TJās not asexual, Tiffās not so deficient she canāt possibly have a relationship, Bernās not so whatever that she canāt have a guy, etc. etc. Itās just the writing. So, Iām hoping that the Evanses eventually get around to aiming a gal at TJ. And that the resulting story doesnāt suck.
Attila The Voice! over 11 years ago
AWWWW :)