Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for August 13, 2013
Transcript:
Shannon: "First you gotta pre... pur..." Brad: "Propose? Ok. Barbie will y--" Shannon: "This isn't Barbie now! It's Toni! And Ken's YOU!" Brad: "Oh. Ok. Toni, will you marry me?" Brad: "What happened?" Shannon: "She fainted from happiness" Brad: "Of course. That's EXACTLY what happened"
DaJellyBelly over 11 years ago
That’s cute!
JayBluE over 11 years ago
" Play by ‘Play’ "…
Ottodesu over 11 years ago
Sometimes I really wish that this site had a “thumbs up” facility.
The#1BoiseStateFan over 11 years ago
Funny..I remember something similar….
Templo S.U.D. over 11 years ago
I would kind of love and loathe it at the same time if a young niece of my betrothed showed me those ropes. Where did they get the experience anyway?
barbarasbrute over 11 years ago
Me too. Also sometimes wish it had a ‘delete’ button though.
Mikeyj over 11 years ago
Someone was saying this strip isn’t funny anymore (a couple days ago); but, this one was hilarious! I LOL for a good 5 seconds :)
luann1212 over 11 years ago
THIS STRIP IS ALWAYS FUNNY AND ALWAYS NEW AND FRESH. ANYONE SAYING ANYTHING ABOUT IT NOT BEING FUNNY IS A MOPE
Mikeyj over 11 years ago
Also, I love that sound effect… BLOP! haha
Mikeyj over 11 years ago
Methinks Brad needs to go back to the gym, his arms are getting kind of skinny
TheSkulker over 11 years ago
I think someone REALLY likes Brad and has him on a pretty high pedestal.
JayBluE over 11 years ago
I love her imagination… and “sense of timing”….. ha ha!
JayBluE over 11 years ago
“…and Barbie did not mention her relationship with her ex-boyfriend even once….” ^Well, there was a need to show that she had moved on…. Brad wasn’t “worried” about Dirk, but she was trying to establish the funny irony in the situation… =Had she not mentioned it at that time during her proposal, we all would have been asking if there was still a “pot burning on the back stove”, so to speak… so it seemed Greg’s way of making Brad feel good, and making it clear to us that it was time to move on… so, in a way, the romance wasn’t really “killed” during the dinner and the proposal… this is also evidenced by Brad’s reaction (including both his and her “euphoria” on their ride home from the restaurant…
Mikeyj over 11 years ago
05) “Twist Barbie” by Shonan Knife. For the posters who have a fetish for Barbie^^Love that song, one of my faves , from my favorite band… one little thing though, Donnie… it’s ShonEn Knife…. but, seeing as you aren’t Japanese, I won’t hold that against you!
JayBluE over 11 years ago
I agree – me too. I seriously think Shannon would have beat out Tiff for the drama camp…^Yeah, hard to argue with that… or Shannon, for that matter… ha ha!
ShagsCA over 11 years ago
Awwwwwww, how cute. (And it’s only a comic strip!)
JayBluE over 11 years ago
If anything, it showed that she was forced to move on.^It maybe a case of seeing the glass as either part empty or full, here… she stated to Brad that seeing him in the state that he was, was like “closure”….. every relationship is not always “cut and dry” in the matter of issues that need to be resolved before moving on, and again, it could be just a matter of perspective, I guess…= And then it went away when Brad was grousing about it to TJ ^In that instance, the subject at hand was in choice of rings…. his grousing had to do with a side issue, that apparently is no longer an issue, and even then, he didn’t like how it went down, but eventually both were able to view the “water under the bridge” with only a passing thought, and have not let it become a “thing”…. at least for the time being….
Mikeyj over 11 years ago
And for those of you who don’t know Shonen Knife, here they are with the song already mentioned, TWIST BARBIE
Twist Barbie
firedome over 11 years ago
“I’ll Be Back”, by the beatles…released originally here in the states on my favorite beatles album of 1964, “Beatles’65” (December, ’64)…
JayBluE over 11 years ago
She might be giving you a little insight, there Brad…^Yeah, he seems to not see that part, but as you say, he should take that as a very good indication of Toni’s feelings for him…=He also may be a little more thinking about how he was the one who got surprised…. since Toni “turned the tables”… and he may not want to “burst her bubble” about the ideas she has about it all…..
Mikeyj over 11 years ago
MJ:Do you think it won’t be long be long before we get to insta-family?^^I’m speculating that Toni may be talking to her brother’s lawyer, as we speak, so, yes, I agree.
Mikeyj over 11 years ago
Shannon has Toni’s nose and Brad’s eyebrows, if they DO adopt her, no one will think she isn’t their flesh and blood(Well, she is related closely to Toni, of course)
Mikeyj over 11 years ago
Left over from yesterday:^^^@ Donny
You’ve also been to a Shonen Knife concert? When was that? I saw them during the “Free Time” tour and the 30th Anniversary “Osaka Ramones” tour
Sisyphos over 11 years ago
Nice play-acting! Brad is getting along well with Shannon, and that’s a definite plus towards his relationship with Toni.And Shannon’s take on how Aunt Toni would have reacted to a proposal from Brad (right down to the blop) is great!
Mikeyj over 11 years ago
Wow! You saw the Knife long before I’d even heard of them… ironic , since I’m the SK superfan here, now
Troglodyte over 11 years ago
I’ve always liked the Toni-Brad arc. Brad’s a nice guy by almost any standard, and deserves a good deal in life. His handling of Shannon shows the matuity that lurks under the surface.
MDeB over 11 years ago
there’s no “1” in roman numerals.
Mordock999 Premium Member over 11 years ago
ENJOY Dear, Sweet Little Shannon, NOW while She’s MALLEABLE, Brad.
Just WAIT"LL the “Little Kumquat” turns SWEET “You CAN’T Tell ME Anything” 16…..,
imbaldeagle over 11 years ago
Shannon – 6 years old and going on 16!
Commentator over 11 years ago
I don’t get this strip.
TORAD_07 over 11 years ago
Priceless! Gotta love Shannon’s perspective on things!
Anyone want to take odds on Brad & Toni (once married), formally adopting Shannon? I realize the pressure will be on for them to have their own children, but it would seem the excellent bonding that Brad (and even Lu when she babysits) have achieved with Shannon, as well as all the obvious good it has done her, is just too ideal to pass up!
Metal maiden over 11 years ago
I thought it was funny.
yeahbutt over 11 years ago
An ongoing theme. Brad can’t handle Toni being in charge & taking the initiative.Wait’ll they buy a car, a house… name the first kid…ut’ll be all Toni
sbchamp over 11 years ago
Ken and Barbie were on FARK yesterday…
mrsdonaldson over 11 years ago
Cute! Way to play, Brad!
Runforson over 11 years ago
Anyone notice that Brad is the only one that can get across to this kid. Ready made family on the way. I know how it works. I got a ready made family, never had a child of my own. I now have 17 Grandkids & 9 Great Grandkids. Thats how it works.
schmid13 over 11 years ago
Dropping his former posturing and pretensions, brad is showing the degroot tender side, at least as evidenced by Luann. Has frank ever beared his tender side? If anyone recalls…
Train 1911 over 11 years ago
The way this cartoon jumps around who would know and the way the kids behave Frank would be glad if they all left
belldee90 over 11 years ago
faceplant!
overtherainbow over 11 years ago
Carryover post from yesterday:
@JPuzzleWhizAs Leviticus said earlier, TJ is asexual.
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This is another of Lev’s troll subjects. TJ likes women, and he isn’t shown with a GF because there’s no one in the strip appropriate for him to be with. TJ with no GF is no weirder otherwise than Bernice or Delta or Tiff or Ox or anyone else in the strip who could by now but does not have a “relationship”—unless you think that Bern, Delta and Tiff are all asexual too and the idea of having sex with anyone, regardless of gender, turns them off.
Mikeyj over 11 years ago
troll much?
milania over 11 years ago
“Love is blind, and marriage is an eye opener”
Mikeyj over 11 years ago
" there’s no one in the strip appropriate for him to be with" … I agree … a new character would have to be introduced for that. He’s been shown “hitting” on a number of females over the years.^^I thought he would have made a good match with Tiff… with his ability as a con man, and her natural evil beauty, they could have run the World, given time
RedSamRackham over 11 years ago
Barbies have always been for little girls to fantasize what their teen & youing adult lives will be like.
Thehag over 11 years ago
Shannon being a cute kid. The whole gang is good for that little girl she is lucky her aunt Toni loves her and includes her…. yeah, yeah it’s a comic. It happens sometimes in real life, unfortunately not often enough.
Bruce McKinney Premium Member over 11 years ago
What’s with the background? It switches color back and forth between panels.
seismic-2 Premium Member over 11 years ago
No doubt Toni will adopt Shannon, as the strip’s retcon for not admitting in the first place that Shannon is in fact Dirk and Toni’s offspring. Eventually Shannon will be calling Toni “Mom”, and the whole background of Toni’s brother (who seems to spend about one hour per month, max, with Shannon) will fade into memory, never to be mentioned again.
Argy.Bargy2 over 11 years ago
Who is the top poster?
Argy.Bargy2 over 11 years ago
Wow, this is an all-time low number of comments for this comic! Where is everybody?
Doctor11 over 11 years ago
My sister’s husband was unique in how he proposed; she and I had just gotten off work from the theater we worked at, walked to her car, and found inside her then-boyfriend’s iPod plugged in and playing the same hip hop song over and over, and hanging on the rearview mirror were two silver necklaces with charms and the engagement ring.When he showed up, my sister jumped on him, and there was a lot of kissing involved while I was huddled in the car trying to unplug the iPod so that it would stop playing that song.
atomicdog over 11 years ago
If Barbie keeps fainting, Ken’s gonna need a Kung-Fu grip…
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 11 years ago
if toni is happyDavid is happyif toni is unconsciousBrad is happy-just joking, I’m happy for Shannon and her fantasy world
JayBluE over 11 years ago
My perspective is that no marriage proposal should include a discussion of your ex.^I also feel that an ex shouldn’t be a part of a person’s relationship, either… And I forgot to add this part to what I was explaining in my other post: "But I really think that Toni, in this instance had already tired of Dirk, as was evidenced during the time when we all found out that Dirk was a garbageman…. she was trying to make sure that her subsequent actions were from her independent thought, and not from a dark place resulting from the abuse that she suffered at his hands… I think that it’s more to do with her recovery from his abuse, than from any “leftover feelings” for him, as also evidenced by Brad’s calm reaction to the matter… if it were anything else, Brad would have reacted in that way"….
JayBluE over 11 years ago
then Brad will gladly say, “Yes, Toni. Whatever you say, Toni.”^Now Brad has shown the tendency to acquiesce to Toni, but I don’t think it was because of any fear of losing Toni (as shown when he was ready to “move on” when she was still clinging to Dirk… though he probably would feel a lot of pain afterward, but he came to the realization when Frank talked to him about it)… more so the wanting to see her happy, as Frank has learned with Nancy, all these years… and also he just doesn’t know how to express his feelings as adequately, the spitting image of his father… there are certain matters he has stood up for, and some that he has seen it was just “easier” to let Toni have her say… as indicated when they were working on the truck, he realizes she has something special about her in the ol’ noggin, and she can put a wrench in her hand and not be destructive with it, and gorgeous to boot? Okay, in that sense, he would want to make sure that he does not lose her, Lol!…..
ACTIVIST1234 over 11 years ago
Shannon is projecting her own feelings of joy onto Toni!
JayBluE over 11 years ago
“Please stop posting this crap. It is neither interesting nor witty, and has nothing to do with the strip.” ^I don’t know what post you are referring to, since you didn’t put what you are responding to… if you mean mine (with the “sponsors”)…. I guess, the best way to respond is to borrow JPW’s words…. “imagination”, “tongue in cheek”, and all references to different aspects that can be found in each strip… a picture (or even dialogue, for that matter) is worth a thousand words…. some “gags” or situations portrayed also could have more than one application.. and many of us here bring up different things… check out Friday, Saturday, Sunday, even yesterday’s as examples… many of us bring up many different aspects… and still can be traced back to the strip….this particular one way is just my way of bringing just a few up…… =Check out “Speed Bump”, “F-”, “Herman”, “Hank the Sock”, and many others, and tell me if some of the same things aren’t going on there… because they are…
JayBluE over 11 years ago
And to add to that, that’s the way things get invented (such as the processes that brought us the radio, TV, vacuum, automobile, microewave, etc., or new trends in society, even fashion, even the concept of offense and throwing passes to receivers in American football.. all because some people decided to “get creative” and do something that may not have been done before and others who also do something of their own, or some add on to someone else’s, and… voila!….
JayBluE over 11 years ago
And your posts are the weirdest on this strip… if even the stie…… though the “top ten” was creative…..though you were slamming some of us on it…..
Angelalex242 over 11 years ago
Why does Brad ‘acqueise’ to Toni?
“Happy Wife, Happy Life.”
Repeat that statement till Brad’s wisdom becomes clear.
JayBluE over 11 years ago
Then just in case we readers failed to gather that it was because Dirk was married Toni proposed, Evans wrote the proposal so Toni would say she proposed because she saw Dirk and he was married. It was not subtle^Now, that’s possible, but not necessarily so…. as with everything, time afterward would bear these things out…. she said it was because of Dirk, but anything else would be more of each of our own slant… she said it was after seeing Dirk, but such a statement can be taken in more than one way… she had given indications that she wanted to be with Brad and not Dirk… her running into Dirk was no mere “oh, thiiiiiiis is how I feel”, after seeing his change… it had already been in the making, since the news that he was back around……..
JayBluE over 11 years ago
And while this is true,, even a thief will fall in love…. check the history books… there have been some infamous persons…. some married and left them, some just kept their loves on a shelf… but somewhere, somehow, they did find the one that if they ever actually weren’t scoundrels in the anals of history… besides, the eye contact given in that strip between them showed this possibility… and a second besides, I never said that he’d suddenly change instantly… and this is Tiffany and TJ that we’d be talking about.. but I was referring to the “hint” of possibility that Greg gave there… not a statement of fact… that’s the difference in what I was saying… that those two had shown mutual attraction in that strip… even if TJ saw himself in the reflection of her eyes…. and vice versa….
Metal maiden over 11 years ago
These are artistic expressions. It’s actually beautiful. Why are you focusing on this. Give it a rest.
sarafaye over 11 years ago
While I accept the possibility that TJ might be asexual, hiding that would look no different on paper from him just being a scoundrel who fears commitment. Not falling for girls/women who are fundamentally unlikable, like Ann or Tiffany, proves only that he has a modicum of taste. Resisting Luann, Diane or Toni only shows that he would rather skip that momentary pleasure than lose Brad’s friendship, possibly with some violence included. Clearly not worth it. I think it is obvious to anyone why school age TJ would have found Delta a drag, but he’s grown up a bit since then, even though she is just starting to. There are perfectly acceptable reasons why he has not bitten any of the bait offered. He has so far only been interested in risk free women like Toni’s friend. That could mean he’s a scumbag, which we have observed to be true. Or it could mean he has no interest.
JayBluE over 11 years ago
‘I read your post on thieves and see you are thinking more and more like me. ’^
I posted a “JayBlue” post……don’t see how any of that could be a… DW… post…..though we both use Romanized letters to type, that’s not the same as having the same thoughts….
sarafaye over 11 years ago
I actually like the idea of TJ and Diane. He is much better suited to her than Brad was, and it would make some charmingly awkward stories available.
sarafaye over 11 years ago
But aren’t you sad to think of missing out on Brad explaining to Toni why Diane is causing such tension between him and TJ?
sarafaye over 11 years ago
I’ve made it clear before today that I don’t go by the Bible. Assuming Delta does, perhaps she does feel a calling.
JayBluE over 11 years ago
Okay… here it is…. The avat………..
imbaldeagle over 11 years ago
Let’s see…. How did we get from a comic strip about proposing marriage to attacks on each other about whining and misuse of free time?Oh I guess it’s the violence of the pretend-Toni striking her head on the table when she fainted from happiness.Kind of a stretch, doncha think?
JayBluE over 11 years ago
Okay, really… in all seriousness …. you are just plain wrong… whatever reason you have for doing this stuff with everyone, just wrong… it’s one thing to say the stuff you said yesterday and earlier today, but that last thing is not a subject to attack someone with… not something to play around with… that’s the way that schoolyard bullies are doing on the internet… and we are all supposed to be adults here, and yet here you are doing stuff like that….
JayBluE over 11 years ago
We all debate stuff on here and have fun here and all, but that last remark you made to someone else , just isn’t right, however you spin it…..
overtherainbow over 11 years ago
Blah, blah, blah…
sarafaye over 11 years ago
Time travel tenses are so awkward. Would have going to have been causing. Or whatever.
sarafaye over 11 years ago
I have to admit that I have an asexual family member and am somewhat biased by always being on the lookout for members of the club.
JayBluE over 11 years ago
Is there a possiblility that Shannon may slip into “child mode” and “spill the beans” about something else that Brad wasn’t prepared to hear?……
sarafaye over 11 years ago
Fun? When was Diane fun? She was condescending and rude.
sarafaye over 11 years ago
When she mocked him and treated him like a science experiment?
overtherainbow over 11 years ago
I also do not think TJ is “asexual”, I believe it’s just that Evans hasn’t found a need to have him shown with a girlfriend. His role is to be the pain-in-the-side friend of Brad … giving him a girlfriend would not have him fulfill that role any better.
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My thoughts exactly, Dave53. I get the impression only so many couples will ever grace this strip. F&N, given. Brad&Toni will go on forever and ever. Hopefully Luann&Quill will not, but probably will. Gunther got paired with Rosa to remove him from the Luann & ____ (fill in the blank) equation, I bet. Otherwise, why him? Why not any of the other kids? Why do the other kids still not have a current relationship? It’s just the writing. No other reason. TJ’s not asexual, Tiff’s not so deficient she can’t possibly have a relationship, Bern’s not so whatever that she can’t have a guy, etc. etc. It’s just the writing. So, I’m hoping that the Evanses eventually get around to aiming a gal at TJ. And that the resulting story doesn’t suck.
Attila The Voice! about 11 years ago
AWWWW :)