Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for October 31, 2013
Transcript:
c'mon victoria...I want you to talk to my brother and convince him you really exist ok, put him on hi...this is bob pyle joe's alleged brother? what...you don't believe him? not 'til I see a birth certificate, pal right now, for all I know you could just be a myna bird i'm still not convinced she's real but I like her well, that's a start, I suppose
wrwallaceii about 11 years ago
Does the birth certificate line make Barry O. our Alleged POTUSA?
Superfrog about 11 years ago
How can I know that you know what you know when I don’t know that I know what I know?
Varnes about 11 years ago
Or a myna character…….
keenanthelibrarian about 11 years ago
What goes around comes around.
Bittermelon of Truth about 11 years ago
So Bob is his brother. What does he do?
Varnes about 11 years ago
Ingsoc?
http://www.gocomics.com/darrin-bell#.UnIxFhAqfk8
joeshmo30 about 11 years ago
well… a small start i suppose…
crobinson019 about 11 years ago
Looks Like Victoria has a cat of her own….
js305 about 11 years ago
Nice touch with the hair in panel three. And the eyes…
dabugger about 11 years ago
never trust a distruster……
Argy.Bargy2 about 11 years ago
I admit I haven’t been reading this strip as long as most posters, but the only time I’ve seen Bob has been in a bar with Joe. So, until he actually spoke to Victoria on the phone, I wondered if Bob was the imaginery result of a few mugs of brew….
Defective Premium Member about 11 years ago
Birth Certificate doesn’t prove anything. I have an official one that states my birth parents are my adoptive ones. No where to be found is my real birth parents info. So proving he’s blood related might be harder than reading a piece of paper.
Kali39 about 11 years ago
Bob is every shyster lawyer your mother ever warned you about.
Potrzebie about 11 years ago
I wanna see Wiley’s birth certificate!!!!
AndGar about 11 years ago
I like her!
dflak about 11 years ago
I like her too!
cehawley1 about 11 years ago
Did Bob always have a mustache?!?
Argy.Bargy2 about 11 years ago
Running DNA isn’t an automatic proof that two men are brothers.My understanding is that the test can prove is that the men share a common ancestor, but it doesn’t tell us the exact relationship. So, the common ancestor who is the grandfather of one man could be the great uncle of another.
Linguist about 11 years ago
Never trust a lawyer with a sleazy mustache – especially, if he’s a divorce attorney !
1MadHat Premium Member about 11 years ago
Today’s episode has been brought to you by the makers of Loosner’s Castor Oil Flakes.
Perhaps ypoons7666 may someday learn the true secret identity of Mr. Nick Danger, Third Eye.
Ernest Lemmingway about 11 years ago
He continues to justify his beliefs according to his own world views even in spite of evidence. Yep, he’s a lawyer.
Argy.Bargy2 about 11 years ago
Actually, Victoria has a point. Bob looks nothing like Joe, except for their noses…
Doublejake about 11 years ago
I know just how Bob feels…. I went through elementary school as the imaginary friend of a classmate….
Varnes about 11 years ago
Earth calling Jack, Earth calling Jack, go away Jack..
TIMH about 11 years ago
No letterinski hobonick!
lindz.coop Premium Member about 11 years ago
:)
Caddy57 about 11 years ago
Joe better watch out or his bro might try to steal Victoria…..and bring her into his business as a partner of course!
wvhappypappy about 11 years ago
Mynah, of course.
Texas_Rose90 about 11 years ago
Umm…Cruz is an American, no matter where he was born; his mother’s American, so that makes him an automatic American citizen. Same reason that saying Obama isn’t a citizen is silly – his mother is, so he is from birth…no matter where either of the two (Cruz or Obama) were born.