Lizz would soon regret her decision
Sending Tracy on that p.r. mission
Never one to show discretion
His tactics were called into question
And in his haste to save the day
There was going to be hell to pay
The guests panicked and began to dance
Looking like they had ants in their pants
Freakish figures shimmy and shake
Looking like they are in a quake
Tess lost her cool and began to scream
Adding further to the chaotic scene
Her piercing voice caused men to quail
Sounding like a Banshees wail
This was a night they would never forget
And oh yeh, the art looks like…
Locher can’t show Tracy throwing the violin in the pool because that wouldn’t be boring enough. If the suckers got to see Tracy actually do something they might notice he’s done nothing for the last month, and will do nothing for the next month. Better to be consistent … then people might not notice.
But, the guests got to see Tracy do something! They are so excited they can’t sit still! They have to jump up and dance and scream like teenyboppers at a Beatles concert!
So Tracy panics, runs around like a maniac looking for a pool, destroys the Strad for no good reason, and now panics the entire embassy. Way to go, Dick. That’s what I call staying cool under pressure.
Alas, Tracy’s implied save is of no avail! Tess’ distorted shriek puts one in mind of a pirate ship–murder on the high C’s. But it’s enough.
The Strad, I various-ly imagine, explodes into a million pieces, carefully-treated wood chip shrapnel flies through the air, slicing the villain’s throats and eviscerating the frame-2 hippies. Finally, the entire comic strip implodes, sucking down into it the collective sighs of wearied readers.
I guess panel 2 explains it all. Look at that crazy GO-GO “dancing” while Tracy eyes are popping and he’s prancing.
We “questioned” IT at the time, but this tells just HOW GOOD Ludwig and his Rock group really are (no experience, no resumé), yet getting the gig on the strength of one CD. Only thing is, we readers couldn’t “HEAR” the music
After this outstanding strip I guess I’ll have to admit Locher still has all his “marbles” … and by “next week”(or next month?) he’ll stun us with the explanation on WHO struck the “High C” note, and HOW the violin RECIEVED it through baffling water from the bottom of the pool.
Dicky L has become rather good at explaining these confusing things after the event. Trust him TO … (?)
Nice to see Bob back. The dance being done is called, and correct me if I”m wrong, the “Flintstone Frantic”. And today, Dick Tracy is brought to you by the letter “EEEEEEEEEEEE”.
A pity we didn’t see the violin hit the pool. How it lands is important, unless water goes in through the F-holes the violin won’t sink and the explosion will happen on the surface. Sinking doesn’t improve matters much, except that the water will slow the shrapnel.
leakysqueaky712 over 14 years ago
Is that Tess screaming like that??
That would set a bomb off.
margueritem over 14 years ago
What is the name of the dance they’re doing in panel #2? Is it some weird fertility rite?
Llewellenbruce over 14 years ago
That scream should set the bomb off.
leakysqueaky712 over 14 years ago
Marg…………….I think it used to be called “The Watusi”
margueritem over 14 years ago
R_Noonan63, I like tonight’s haiku.
Dog Haiku
Look, it’s the mailman He’s come to kill us all! Look! Look! Look!
Kiba65 over 14 years ago
Soooo stupid!!!! What a story line. What a line!!!!
coratelli over 14 years ago
Ridicolous strip today. The girl in the second panel is dancing?
Ronshua over 14 years ago
Isn’t that a HI-E ?
“The Watusi” with some Mashed Potatoes mixed in .
Dylanio21 over 14 years ago
I can’t believe they didn’t show the pool throw! !!!! So many profanities! And the art suddenly took a big drop randomly.
mjmsprt40 over 14 years ago
It’ll make the ten-o’clock news, anyway. Virgil Ohso can watch panicked guests flee the reception and hear the report in the pool.
wndrwrthg over 14 years ago
Lizz would soon regret her decision Sending Tracy on that p.r. mission Never one to show discretion His tactics were called into question And in his haste to save the day There was going to be hell to pay The guests panicked and began to dance Looking like they had ants in their pants Freakish figures shimmy and shake Looking like they are in a quake Tess lost her cool and began to scream Adding further to the chaotic scene Her piercing voice caused men to quail Sounding like a Banshees wail This was a night they would never forget And oh yeh, the art looks like…
geoffreyricho Premium Member over 14 years ago
Frankenstein’s monster seems to want to join in the dancing. No wonder the guests are panicked!
sydney over 14 years ago
Stradivarious in the pool ? .Seems better than smashing it to pieces on Ludwigs head.
andy.vaughn over 14 years ago
Today’s strip is so unbelievingly bad…I can’t find the words…
sydney over 14 years ago
”THE GUESTS ARE PANICKING”
the violins near exploding … an ambassadors there consoling but hoorah, Fearless Fosdick IS controlling
Could that be the CHORUS LINE they’re ALL shouting, to the music they are dancing ?
Excited “jivey” movements suggest it’s Ludwig Harmonic’s ’Rock Band’ giving the beat (?)
Or is that just frivolous, dissapointing art coming down from the text balloon ?
Vista Bill Raley and Comet™ over 14 years ago
Darn! The one day I showed up late, a lot of action happens. I love the dance! Junior’s band must be playing!
pschearer Premium Member over 14 years ago
Jeez, and I thought this strip had hit bottom with the circus story.
puddleglum1066 over 14 years ago
“He threw my stradivarius in the pool!”
“The guests are panicked!”
This isn’t a comic strip; it’s the script for a radio show. Again.
veldy over 14 years ago
A poor radio show at that-Dancing girl didn’t get the message apparently-appears the guy with the 5 foot arm may have
neonleon59 over 14 years ago
Sydney Phillips said, “Stradivarious in the pool…”
Is that the next viral hit, after “Pants on the Ground?”
Ray_C over 14 years ago
He threw my guests in the pool. The Stradivarius is going “EEEEE.” And Tess is dancing the Watusi.
There. I like that better.
FLIGHT SUIT over 14 years ago
Neon Leon, I think you’re on to something!
Strad in the pool Strad in the pool You’re lookin’ like a fool With your Strad in the pool!
Morrow Cummings over 14 years ago
Tess is screaming because someone, who obviously is taking advantage of the mayhem, gave her a grope on the rear end.
CougarAllen over 14 years ago
Locher can’t show Tracy throwing the violin in the pool because that wouldn’t be boring enough. If the suckers got to see Tracy actually do something they might notice he’s done nothing for the last month, and will do nothing for the next month. Better to be consistent … then people might not notice.
But, the guests got to see Tracy do something! They are so excited they can’t sit still! They have to jump up and dance and scream like teenyboppers at a Beatles concert!
-Cougar :{)
kab2rb over 14 years ago
Soon to be audience is just panicking wondering where to go.
Araldite over 14 years ago
So Tracy panics, runs around like a maniac looking for a pool, destroys the Strad for no good reason, and now panics the entire embassy. Way to go, Dick. That’s what I call staying cool under pressure.
AllensBrain over 14 years ago
Alas, Tracy’s implied save is of no avail! Tess’ distorted shriek puts one in mind of a pirate ship–murder on the high C’s. But it’s enough. The Strad, I various-ly imagine, explodes into a million pieces, carefully-treated wood chip shrapnel flies through the air, slicing the villain’s throats and eviscerating the frame-2 hippies. Finally, the entire comic strip implodes, sucking down into it the collective sighs of wearied readers.
LudwigVonDrake over 14 years ago
BB, I knew you couldn’t stay away from the nonsense :0 )
Should we expect an explosion in the pool tomorrow?
wndrwrthg over 14 years ago
Great one, BB.
FLIGHT SUIT over 14 years ago
Strad in the pool Strad in the pool You’re lookin’ like a fool With your Strad in the pool!
steveyorkdesigns over 14 years ago
Nice stick figures in panel 2.
Saucy1121 Premium Member over 14 years ago
I think they’re doing the Moster Mash in panel 2. That must be Shaggy from Scooby-Doo. No one else has arms and legs that long with such huge hands.
sydney over 14 years ago
BASSMANBOB,
Now that’s more like normal
Thanks !
sydney over 14 years ago
I guess panel 2 explains it all. Look at that crazy GO-GO “dancing” while Tracy eyes are popping and he’s prancing.
We “questioned” IT at the time, but this tells just HOW GOOD Ludwig and his Rock group really are (no experience, no resumé), yet getting the gig on the strength of one CD. Only thing is, we readers couldn’t “HEAR” the music
After this outstanding strip I guess I’ll have to admit Locher still has all his “marbles” … and by “next week”(or next month?) he’ll stun us with the explanation on WHO struck the “High C” note, and HOW the violin RECIEVED it through baffling water from the bottom of the pool.
Dicky L has become rather good at explaining these confusing things after the event. Trust him TO … (?)
leakysqueaky712 over 14 years ago
WW……………….you are too funny. That was a good one.
OldTracy over 14 years ago
Wonder what would happen if someone spills Hi-C in the pool.
fishbulb over 14 years ago
Nice to see Bob back. The dance being done is called, and correct me if I”m wrong, the “Flintstone Frantic”. And today, Dick Tracy is brought to you by the letter “EEEEEEEEEEEE”.
margueritem over 14 years ago
BB, another great episode.
mjmsprt40 over 14 years ago
A pity we didn’t see the violin hit the pool. How it lands is important, unless water goes in through the F-holes the violin won’t sink and the explosion will happen on the surface. Sinking doesn’t improve matters much, except that the water will slow the shrapnel.