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I wish I had to do laps and exercizes (sp?) when I was in elementary school instead of being put in outfield during a baseball game where I daydreamed.
We used to have to run three laps around the track outside our school (around a mile total length) before recess every day, but could do it at our own rate. Either way, this coach is just too tough, especially since the best judge of whether youâre running a good pace (and not too hard) is by making sure you could still talk without gasping too much for air.
At the start of âgym classâ, we had to run three laps around the âgymâ which was where the basketball tea played their home games but the bleachers had been pushed back against the wall which made room(about 12 feet wide) around the edge ! !!
Iâve never met a Phy. Ed âteacherâ who actually taught anything. From their title, youâd think learning about how the body works, what nutrition is and why exercise is important would be key elements to the âclassâ. But no. It was always âRun until you canât breathe, do calisthenics until you canât move, now play dodge ball.â And P.E. âteachersâ wonder why theyâre viewed as such a joke.
âThis guy is so tough he made Michael bleach his hair blond before he had him run.âEven tougher than that â Michael had to bleach his hair while running. Yesterday it was brown, today itâs blond. Or maybe this shows what happened on another day.
Now that you mention it, I remember my schoolâs football and basketball coaches doing a daily jog around the neighborhood after school, and they certainly had enough breath to hold a conversation.
Todayâs strip also brings back bad memories for me of a PE âteacherâ who hit the kids if they talked, yelled at us if we couldnât climb the rope all the way to the ceiling, and generally made us hate exercise for years. I donât know why people who hate kids go into the teaching profession to being with.
@summerdog coach isnât wrong, the low-paid colorist is wrong. Michael, portrayed blonde for some reason, is talking to Brian Enjo, his new neighbor, also colored incorrectly.
âDodge ball was another misery I had to endure.â For me, it was volleyball. I liked the game, but the game didnât like me. I was always tripping over my feet and falling down. Needless to say, I was always the last chosen⊠=-O
Templo S.U.D. over 10 years ago
Amazing ears the coach has. (Heâs really driving Mike and the others to exhaustion, not to tip-top shape.)
ORMouseworks over 10 years ago
Oh, this PE guy is just too much ⊠Funny how I donât remember this is any of the anthologies Lynn J. published!!! ;)
KA7DRE Premium Member over 10 years ago
I remember those days all to well⊠Still gives me nightmares. Todays strip brought back a lot of bad memories for me.
Cminuscomics&stories Premium Member over 10 years ago
When you get done with your laps, get down and give me fifty pushups!Yes, drill sergeant!
arye uygur over 10 years ago
I wish I had to do laps and exercizes (sp?) when I was in elementary school instead of being put in outfield during a baseball game where I daydreamed.
EMT over 10 years ago
We used to have to run three laps around the track outside our school (around a mile total length) before recess every day, but could do it at our own rate. Either way, this coach is just too tough, especially since the best judge of whether youâre running a good pace (and not too hard) is by making sure you could still talk without gasping too much for air.
IndyMan over 10 years ago
At the start of âgym classâ, we had to run three laps around the âgymâ which was where the basketball tea played their home games but the bleachers had been pushed back against the wall which made room(about 12 feet wide) around the edge ! !!
IndyMan over 10 years ago
Sorry, left out the âmâ in team ! !
monkeyhead over 10 years ago
If you can sing, step it up but if you can still talk youâre doing fine.
cmusicfan2000 over 10 years ago
Experts say that a good running pace actually involves being able to hold a conversation with the person next to you. Any good coach knows this.
mourdac Premium Member over 10 years ago
So obviously psycho gym teachers werenât limited to the U.S.
nickel_penny over 10 years ago
Iâve never met a Phy. Ed âteacherâ who actually taught anything. From their title, youâd think learning about how the body works, what nutrition is and why exercise is important would be key elements to the âclassâ. But no. It was always âRun until you canât breathe, do calisthenics until you canât move, now play dodge ball.â And P.E. âteachersâ wonder why theyâre viewed as such a joke.
Gokie5 over 10 years ago
âThis guy is so tough he made Michael bleach his hair blond before he had him run.âEven tougher than that â Michael had to bleach his hair while running. Yesterday it was brown, today itâs blond. Or maybe this shows what happened on another day.
Fido (aka Felix Rex) over 10 years ago
This guy is obviously an imposter. Whereâs his whistle? No PE teacher would appear in public without his whistle.
sundogusa over 10 years ago
Might be a former Marine Drill Instructor!
summerdog86 over 10 years ago
Could the coach have it wrong? Is Michael the dark haired boy and the blonde was the one speaking?
phoenixnyc over 10 years ago
Now that you mention it, I remember my schoolâs football and basketball coaches doing a daily jog around the neighborhood after school, and they certainly had enough breath to hold a conversation.
Argy.Bargy2 over 10 years ago
Todayâs strip also brings back bad memories for me of a PE âteacherâ who hit the kids if they talked, yelled at us if we couldnât climb the rope all the way to the ceiling, and generally made us hate exercise for years. I donât know why people who hate kids go into the teaching profession to being with.
potrerokid over 10 years ago
Thatâs NOT Michael!!
Michelle Morris over 10 years ago
BRAVO!!!!
sjsczurek over 10 years ago
That coach needs a good training shoe in the yarbles.
BallotBoxer over 10 years ago
@summerdog coach isnât wrong, the low-paid colorist is wrong. Michael, portrayed blonde for some reason, is talking to Brian Enjo, his new neighbor, also colored incorrectly.
barrymoss over 10 years ago
Itâs PE teacherâs like this that turn kids off sports and physical activities.
ORMouseworks over 10 years ago
âDodge ball was another misery I had to endure.â For me, it was volleyball. I liked the game, but the game didnât like me. I was always tripping over my feet and falling down. Needless to say, I was always the last chosen⊠=-O
ORMouseworks over 10 years ago
Re: where todayâs comic appears in Lynn Jâs anthologiesâŠThanks, guys! Now Iâll have to go digging through my books to find it! ;)
USN1977 over 10 years ago
No, Canada does not have a marine corps.
sbwertz over 10 years ago
Michael suddenly became a blonde!
Scorchwave over 10 years ago
When did Michael become blonde?
lizilu over 10 years ago
Anxious to see your friend naked?
callak over 7 years ago
So how come Michaelâs hair changes colour in different comics?
TINA ! over 5 years ago
Did mike dye his hair?