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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 19, 2014
Transcript:
Rat: Whose drummer was Keith Moon? Goat: Right. Rat; Whose? Goat: Yes. Rat: What's the name? Goat: Watts is the drummer for the Rolling Stones. Rat: I don't care about the Rolling Stones. Whose drummer is Keith Moon? Goat: You are correct there. Rat: Where? Goat: Weir was the guitarist for the Grateful Dead. Rat; How is he relevant. Goat; Howe is the guitarist for a different band. Rat: Who?! Goat: Yes. Rat: The Who?! Goat: No. Yes. Who's guitarist is Pete Townshend. Rat: I don't know!! Goat; Third base!! Rat: When would you like this hit? Pastis: Winwood's the guitarist for traffic.
Templo S.U.D. over 10 years ago
Oh, what a headache Rat himself has soon to be followed by Stephan given by Rat.
Sherlock Watson over 10 years ago
And I don’t give a darn!
Lynne in Florida over 10 years ago
Re Winwood: … and keyboards and vocals and some engineering and hell, I don’t know, probably designed the album covers.
P.S. LOVE all the puns!
Craig Wittler over 10 years ago
Sorry, Stephen, but it’s been done before – and better – in 1972 by the comedy troupe The Credibility Gap featuring Harry Shearer (pre-Simpsons) and David L. Lander (pre-“Squiggy”)
WoodEye over 10 years ago
Pastis, I liked this one, I know the concept is old but still funny.
I can’t wait for tomorrow when I will have time to listen to all the sound tracks posted by the others.
alviebird over 10 years ago
I thought this was excellent.
Dobie Takahama over 10 years ago
He’s going to hit him so hard, he’s going to see stars.
Starr is a drummer!
KZ71 over 10 years ago
BEST PUN YET!!!!!
Ida No over 10 years ago
So, you want a hit in Traffic by the Cars?
x_Tech over 10 years ago
Never heard of any of Them.
Jerry over 10 years ago
Love it! Keep em coming Pastis.
ACW1 over 10 years ago
And of course this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlXjIg4fH74
nickword over 10 years ago
I love it when Pastis torments Rat
Sisyphos over 10 years ago
Nice homage to Abbott and Costello, Cartoon-Boy. Of course, that doesn’t get you out of the forty whacks you’ve earned. [N.B. Not 40 WACS you’ve put into big old urns….]
benaben over 10 years ago
Pun-tastic! A classic home run! Hit all the bases. (No, I guess you’re saving the bass players for another pun.)
Reppr Premium Member over 10 years ago
SWEET!
green8019 over 10 years ago
Good one, Stephan!!
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 10 years ago
The tyranny of the fresh Page drove him to it.
synp over 10 years ago
*bass
dadoctah over 10 years ago
“Who recorded ‘I Can See For Miles’?”“Yes.”“Who recorded ’I’ve Seen All Good People’?”“Yes.”
rshive over 10 years ago
Abbott and Costello updated rock version.
David Wolfson Premium Member over 10 years ago
BRAVO!!!!!
crobinson019 over 10 years ago
Stolen, in part form both Abbot and Costello and Slappy Squirrel!
chris_o42 over 10 years ago
Brilliant!
jdkingbear over 10 years ago
nice homage to the best comedy bit of all time
Jefano Premium Member over 10 years ago
Pastis did it BETTER than the Credibility Gap
Jefano Premium Member over 10 years ago
Pastis did it BETTER than the Credibility Gap
Cutfour Premium Member over 10 years ago
Brilliant!
jbmlaw01 over 10 years ago
Bravo
crookedwolf Premium Member over 10 years ago
Awesome for our ages!
alfracto over 10 years ago
NATUARALY!
brent Premium Member over 10 years ago
Keyboards.
YippiKiAyMofo over 10 years ago
BEST…COMIC STRIP…EVAR!
Stocky One over 10 years ago
Pastis is brilliant. I suspect this is the Genesis of a line of humour that may yet reappear on another Page.
bsqnbay over 10 years ago
Well done!
boogshine over 10 years ago
Slappy Squirrel did this first on Animaniacs.
Scott Miller Premium Member over 10 years ago
Steve Winwood was the keyboard player and lead vocalist for Traffic – at least get your instruments straight …
mac04416 over 10 years ago
I love it !!! good job…
Treesong over 10 years ago
This is a grinner, not a groaner. Best puns you’ve ever done.
Collo Rosso over 10 years ago
Boring and sick
Cary Rodda Premium Member over 10 years ago
Don’t listen to the few gripers, keep the puns coming!
Radical_Knight over 10 years ago
They could make a sitcom of this guys job & life… whatever there is left of it by the end of the day; and get Mathew Perry to play Pastis, The Chandler character would be a great fit (I think).
Arianne over 10 years ago
Oh my rock gods! I just posted about Steve Winwood on Arlo & Janis, then find this here! Bravo! Stephan! Thanks for Talkin’ about my generation!
Carl Rennhack Premium Member over 10 years ago
It was written into Abbott & Costello’s radio contract that they had to do the “Who’s On First?” routine at least once each season.
hariseldon59 over 10 years ago
Then there was this Johnny Carson skit from 1982:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2IdZSuP0kA
prince valiant Premium Member over 10 years ago
I believe Dave Mason was the guitarist. Winwood played keyboards, as I recall. Good strip.
paulgar8 Premium Member over 10 years ago
Great Strip (today especially)
A_NY_Outlaw over 10 years ago
Brilliant, Pastis. Brilliant.
pshapley Premium Member over 10 years ago
The problem is my teenage son (who loves “Who’s on first”) won’t get it, as all of the references are 30 years old.
Peam Premium Member over 10 years ago
These puns should be band.
KEA over 10 years ago
Good thing Pastis didn’t have any more space… this could have gone on for pages.
Lorenzo Browncoat over 10 years ago
Slappey the Squirrel did the same joke, with rock bands, on an episode of Animaniacs. Still funny, tho’ but Bud n’ Lou did it better and funnier, for years.
JoeStoppinghem Premium Member over 10 years ago
The Kids in the Hall totally destroy this bit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFhvmCgs_L4
Bandera_Ken over 10 years ago
Shameless ripoff. I love it.
Sheila Hardie over 10 years ago
This is the best take on “who’s on first” I’ve ever seen. Yay for an update!
Fido (aka Felix Rex) over 10 years ago
I was concerned that Pastis would be put down by the posters for this rotten chestnut (not the original, of course, but his take). He’s escaped needing to proclaim:“I’m a baaaaaaaaad boy!”
The Old Wolf over 10 years ago
Stephan, this is one of your more tortured and brilliant offerings.I look forward to more.
parfy66 over 10 years ago
Freakin’ Genius! Love it!
Andrew Moore over 10 years ago
Epic take-off. You’ve surpassed your usual punniness, Pastis.
Ginny Premium Member over 10 years ago
It’s been ages since I heard the full “Who’s on First” routine. It’s 8 minutes and still a classic. Those guys were the best. Our comics these days mostly rely on f*** or smut for laughs – sad.
Alabama Al over 10 years ago
Sorry, but Goat shouldn’t have misunderstood at the beginning. After all the name of the band Moon played with was called “THE Whos”, and was never ever referred to as simply “Whos”.
davids.comments over 10 years ago
Talking ’bout my generation…..
jcohn over 10 years ago
EXCELLENT! WooHOO!
mmduzi over 10 years ago
I had gotten sick of the Puns but this is great. A good riff on the greatest comic routine ever.
codedaddy over 10 years ago
This one joins my little collection of Stephan’s best pun-based jokes. It took some thought to create it. I do wish that Stephan would leave his own character out – there is sufficient recognition and admiration without that last panel there. I still play the “Who’s on First” snippet now and then and never fail to chuckle.
Alan Steenhouwer over 10 years ago
That skit never get’s old.
Gokie5 over 10 years ago
Steph, you DA MAN!
celeconecca over 10 years ago
bravo!
Logical Duck over 10 years ago
“Who ate all the pies?”“Pastis.”“No, pies.”“I know, that’s because he ate all the pies.”“Who ate all the pies?”“Pastis.”“No, PIES!”“Exactly!”“What?”
dmckaysf over 10 years ago
A very similar riff on Who and Yes being on stage at Woodstock was done by Skippy and Slappy Squirrel in Animaniacs decades ago
a swino over 10 years ago
Winwood plays keys, not guitar. POSEUR!
alviebird over 10 years ago
As a guitar player, it did not occur to me that many adults might not get the references.
Kind&Kinder over 10 years ago
Just to add my voice: among a lot of fine strips Stephan has done, this one made me laugh hardest. What a skillful use of a classic comedy routine blended with rock group puns. Kudos!
DirigoMark over 10 years ago
The names I recognized are legends. For all I know the rest are, too. Even if they’re not in my favorite band, they might be giants.
jumbobrain over 10 years ago
f-ing brilliant.
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 10 years ago
From Whacky-pedia:“A multi-instrumentalist, he can play keyboards, bass guitar, drums, guitar, mandolin, violin, and other strings.”“Steve Winwood – vocals, guitar, keyboards, bass (1967–1969, 1970–1974, 1994)”With the internet in its entirety at my fingertips, I am still able to say things to embarrass myself instead of taking a moment to look things up.I chalk it up to the low arc of high-heeled divers, whatever they are.
abydaph7+ over 10 years ago
Very clever and a special thanks to Bud Abbot & Lou Costello!
Saddenedby Premium Member over 10 years ago
going for 100 comments – so here’s mine
leescottrn over 10 years ago
http://youtu.be/DUG5VMd4TFU
boomerjohn911 over 10 years ago
Genius! You got one up on Rat!
BTO over 10 years ago
Loved it!!Though, Pastis may be about to feel a STING from some wRONg WOOD…
fofinho over 10 years ago
Loved it!
tazz555 over 10 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlXjIg4fH74
gaslightguy over 10 years ago
You absolutely outdid yourself today! This is a keeper!
zwilnik64 over 10 years ago
Alex – In your videos, you chose “Owner of a Lonely Heart”, which is Yes. But Howe isn’t playing guitar on it. Trevor Rabin is. (Squire ended up owning the rights to “YES” so the rest of the band did things as "Anderson, Wakeman, Bruford, Howe, when reuniting most (sans Squire) of the Fragile and Close to the Edge line up.)
dadoctah over 10 years ago
Bread.Cream.Raspberries.Vanilla Fudge..The four food groups.
claire de la lune. over 10 years ago
Oh my goodness. I am so confused. I love it.That’s basically the story of a Pastis pun, though this whole strip is pun.
mhill8 over 10 years ago
This. This one is awesome!
TIMH over 10 years ago
This is either a new height or a new low. I’m not sure which.
jeichelberger over 10 years ago
This was a winner.
Petemejia77 over 10 years ago
How about putting the video of Animaniacs of Skippy and Slappy Squirrel doing this routine at Woodstock!
barister over 10 years ago
Nice try Pastis, but still missing the edgy cleverness of the original “Who’s on first”. But, nice try.
Rick Smith Premium Member over 10 years ago
Nicely done!
kwymore77 over 10 years ago
Stephan could have phrased the last panel to mean “When Wood’s the guitarist for Traffic” in reference to Ronnie Wood of the Rolling Stones who will most likely never play with Traffic. Thus, Stephan would never receive his slugging from Rat.
claire de la lune. over 10 years ago
Who’s on next?
Cozmik Cowboy over 10 years ago
Well, yeah, WInwood is a fine guitarist, but he mostly played keys in Traffic; Dave Mason was the guitarist.
Steve Dutch over 10 years ago
Two of my colleagues are named Hu and Howe. One of my great unfulfilled dreams before I retired was to have someone named Watt hired so we could have a Hu, Watt and Howe committtee
claire de la lune. over 10 years ago
This is exquisite.
claire de la lune. over 10 years ago
This is the best pun strip that I’ve ever read.
DennisinSeattle over 10 years ago
Still getting comments after five days, just shows how good this strip is. This one makes up for a lot of bad puns. Pastis went beyond band names to the musicians. If he had 8 minutes worth of panels, he probably would have gone crazy.
claire de la lune. over 10 years ago
This has been the best strip yet for awhile.
claire de la lune. over 10 years ago
Third base?
Ambydextrous over 10 years ago
Just whack him rat. No need to ask his permission.
gmu328 over 10 years ago
winwood was a guitarist, but more known for keyboard
claire de la lune. over 10 years ago
Who?
claire de la lune. over 10 years ago
Debaser!
pugsandpickles about 10 years ago
THIRD BASE
comicsnerd74 almost 10 years ago
What?????
all.flesh.is.temporary almost 5 years ago
Rat’s very polite in that last panel, asking when Stephan wants to be beaten
Josequeen over 3 years ago
My brain hurts
Chloe.Isaiah5410 about 3 years ago
Abbott and Costello strike again! Now who’s on first…
robertiris almost 3 years ago
Has anyone counted the pins and likes? Is this one the highest?
ToneeRhianRose over 1 year ago
Haha! XD