Frazz by Jef Mallett for January 22, 2015
Transcript:
Girl with black hair: Fluffernutter, in the living room, with a hairball. Caulfield: Sensei, on the bed, with half-digested kibble. Blonde girl: Buster, in the den, with rubber bands. Mrs. Olsen: That's the most disgusting game of "clue" I've ever heard. Caulfield: You're not a cat person.
suevanv Premium Member over 9 years ago
Shasta with tinsel-decorated droppings in the litter box… (won’t be using that particular decorating material next year!)
emjaycee over 9 years ago
Sumi, with a wet tea bag, on my desk.
posse1 Premium Member over 9 years ago
Bucky in the hall with a gross pile.
Pocosdad over 9 years ago
Sam, with a mouse nose on the front porch.
smoore47 over 9 years ago
Twin, with the wrong end hanging outside the litter box. (Took her a while as a kitten to get oriented).
texasl over 9 years ago
Kenny B, in the mud room, with a nuclear grade stink bomb.
cork over 9 years ago
Chueco with a hairball in my shoe.
artsudz over 9 years ago
Linus in the hall closet with what used to be half a bag of cat treats… and the bag they came in.
Max Starman Jones over 9 years ago
Ralph, under my chair, with the special treat I gave him five minutes earlier (I named him “Ralph” for a reason).
Fido (aka Felix Rex) over 9 years ago
Fido (that’s him over there <<<<) with his butthole right in my face (AKA “kitty hello”)
ImpishCoder over 9 years ago
We need a yarn joke.
The word “clue” comes from a word meaning “a ball of yarn”. The modern usage comes from the story of Theseus using one to find his way out of the labyrinth.
krcaddis over 9 years ago
What about a parakeet head?
louieglutz over 9 years ago
roman in the basement with a pregnant field mouse…she had 11 babies.
Rush Strong Premium Member over 9 years ago
Gracie, with a twig sticking out of her mouth. Which wasn’t a twig, it was the tail of a live mouse.
kelekytryna over 9 years ago
Zoe in the kitchen with a live field mouse. Zoe in the front yard with a pile of dismembered bird anatomy. Penelope on the bath mat doing a butt-scoot(She has long fur) and last but not least, Tumble in the living room with anything she can fall off of.
Scott S over 9 years ago
I am a cat person, & the first 2 clues are disgusting. I’m saying that from personal experience!
dzw3030 over 9 years ago
For sure, none of Frazz’s commenters are cat-a-tonic. :-))
Pipe Tobacco Premium Member over 9 years ago
Hahah! This one made me guffaw very loudly!!!!! Wonderfully funny. While the descriptions are apt and befitting my own cats as well as Fluffer, Sensi, and Buster…. even a bit more obnoxious are the “items” I have seen as my pooch (a crazier dog I do not think lives) evacuates her bowels on my daily walk with her….. I see ear plugs, dental floss, and once, remnants of a towel (she upchucked the other remnants of the towel). By the way, we now LOCK AWAY all towels.
kth0mpsn over 9 years ago
Rosey, TV critic, leaving her ‘comment’ right in front of the ’tube.
tomielm over 9 years ago
From the above posts, I must conclude that cat people are very patient, tolerant and forgiving. My three children (now adults) are cat people. Me? I’m a dog person, and Spouse didn’t care for pets of any kind. When the kids were growing up, we had cats, dogs, gerbils, lab rats, and once, a bird with an injured wing (when the wing healed, we let it go free). As an “empty nester,” I’m often tempted to get a pet. But I don’t think it’ll be a cat. See above reasons.
lemon868 over 9 years ago
Hermie and the empty cosmic catnip banana on top of my nightclothes
lindz.coop Premium Member over 9 years ago
Rotundabelle urping on the new rug.
girlbrdr over 9 years ago
SuSu in the kitchen with a live mouse…
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr over 9 years ago
Gigi with the scattered (large) cockroach bits.
connie over 9 years ago
Magic, with his paws around the door knob in the living room.