Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for February 12, 2015
February 11, 2015
February 13, 2015
Transcript:
Calvin: "As I have cheated you, so can I destroy you!"
Calvin: "Therefore, in recognition of my supreme power, you must worship me!"
Calvin: "Yes, bow before mighty Calvin and tremble, for I am the eternal, all knowing..."
*PAFF*
Reminds of a time my friends and I had a Saturday snowball fight near my home when we were kids. The tallest kid had the best arm and aim in the group, and he was not shy about throwing snowballs and wisecracks. Finally having enough, I threw a snowball from behind some bushes and nailed him where it counts, putting an end to his goading as he fell to the ground with his knees on his chest. I didn’t anticipate those results, but nevertheless, the rest of us couldn’t stop laughing. And yes, the tall kid was fine, and humbled, after a few minutes.
To All,Please don’t take my comment too seriously. I have often referred to myself as a politically incorrect leftist. What I can say on behalf is, I have never let anyone close to me use gender as an excuse to keep them from reaching their potential.
BE THIS GUY over 9 years ago
She throws pretty good for a girl.
johnt204 over 9 years ago
Serves him right. Not very all-knowing if he didn’t see that coming.
BE THIS GUY over 9 years ago
The Mets will sign her first.
BlazerAth over 9 years ago
So we now know that Calvin is the eternal, all knowing PAFF. So we just have to determine what PAFF is as an acronym.
rshive over 9 years ago
Don’t mock him too much, Calvin. You may need him as an ally.
thirdguy over 9 years ago
Susie is a charter member in Protagonists Against Fatuous Foils also known as PAFF.
orinoco womble over 9 years ago
It just snowballed on him.
King_Shark over 9 years ago
The eternal all knowing Paff? I thought he was Calvin.
moosemin over 9 years ago
Eventually, we all get our come-uppance!
Say What? Premium Member over 9 years ago
Reminds of a time my friends and I had a Saturday snowball fight near my home when we were kids. The tallest kid had the best arm and aim in the group, and he was not shy about throwing snowballs and wisecracks. Finally having enough, I threw a snowball from behind some bushes and nailed him where it counts, putting an end to his goading as he fell to the ground with his knees on his chest. I didn’t anticipate those results, but nevertheless, the rest of us couldn’t stop laughing. And yes, the tall kid was fine, and humbled, after a few minutes.
ShadowBeast Premium Member over 9 years ago
Thank you Suzy.
tripwire45 over 9 years ago
Revenge of the snowball.
nikolatasche over 9 years ago
Interesting
cdward over 9 years ago
Petty, Arrogant, Future Fabulist. (Or Failure. Or Freak.)
Say What? Premium Member over 9 years ago
In Susie’s case, PerfectAimFromFar
Say What? Premium Member over 9 years ago
PleaseAssaultFar-fetchedFantasies
ladykat over 9 years ago
They do need all the help they can get.
Lomax9er7 over 9 years ago
Love the last panel!
jrankin1959 over 9 years ago
So, THAT’S why the jihadists issued a fatwa against snowmen…
Old Salt over 9 years ago
@leftwingpatriot — not allowed to say that anymore — now considered bullying.
AliCom over 9 years ago
Maybe this will get her into Hobbes’ secret club-house.
k9mac over 9 years ago
karma. gets you every time.
cubswin2016 over 9 years ago
Pretty annoying friendless fruitcake.
catesmatt over 9 years ago
I had never thought much about how to spell the sound a snowball makes when it connects. Now I know :-D
Marko56 over 9 years ago
PAFF…the sound of a good, solid show ball hit. Ha!
Don Rodriquez over 9 years ago
That was a love tap
Ermine Notyours over 9 years ago
According to CSI, PAF stands for Plushies And Furries. I don’t know about the other F. Friends?
nikolatasche over 9 years ago
I like this one
dflak over 9 years ago
Normally Suzie overreacts with violence. Calvin makes some wisecrack and in the next panel we see where he’s been bean up.
This time it’s and unprovoked attack. But it is funny!
rickray777 over 9 years ago
Kind of reminds me of Lucifer (who also had the ability to create) being rightly dethroned! Hilarious!
Ginny Premium Member over 9 years ago
Powerless and Fatuous Fathead
SuzyQZee over 9 years ago
Egomania is underrated! :)
eugene57 over 9 years ago
OH MY GAWD, she knocked his head off…
ChessPirate over 9 years ago
Revenge is a dish best served cold…
Michelle Morris over 9 years ago
Excitableboy over 9 years ago
Eternity was a little short-lived on this day.
nikolatasche over 9 years ago
Nice
amaryllis2 Premium Member over 9 years ago
PerfectlyAcceleratedFatheadFlattener
Wiseguy411 over 9 years ago
Maybe batting practice …
Mike Parsons Premium Member over 9 years ago
Why, Susie Derkins – I didn’t know you had it in you!
Number Three over 9 years ago
You were saying?
xxx
dgmiller over 9 years ago
Nobody has mentioned “Ozymandias” ??!!!
unca jim over 9 years ago
PrettyAccurateFor aFemale
Qualifier; As a kid, when having things flung at me by girls, the best defense was to stand STILL !!
echoraven over 9 years ago
…and unaware!
Kind&Kinder over 9 years ago
Calvin needs to read and ponder “Ozymandias” by Shelley.
thechrisspecial over 9 years ago
Whata shot! Knocked Calvin’s head off clean.
UpaCoCoCreek Premium Member over 9 years ago
…snowball target.
nikolatasche over 9 years ago
I like this one
BE THIS GUY over 9 years ago
To All,Please don’t take my comment too seriously. I have often referred to myself as a politically incorrect leftist. What I can say on behalf is, I have never let anyone close to me use gender as an excuse to keep them from reaching their potential.
Susie Derkins :D over 9 years ago
Heads Up Calvin!
ACTIVIST1234 over 9 years ago
Calvin’s head-over-heels.Must be love!
lindz.coop Premium Member over 9 years ago
P.A.F.F. Perfect Antidote for Fathead.
klunker rider over 9 years ago
Calvin discovers Karma
hibuddy.sourabh over 9 years ago
The boy and his delusions of grandeur!At least he won’t suffer from depression any time soon. :P
weatherford.joe Premium Member over 9 years ago
Ah, the illusion of power.
david.bailey over 9 years ago
When godlets do battle… the earth trembles…
or at least the snow.
Crados923 over 9 years ago
Paff…pitched a frozen flattener
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 9 years ago
I would swear I saw that snowman wink at Suzie.
markjoseph125 over 9 years ago
Were you planning to provide any evidence for these statements? Or are you just babbling in public?
WilliamBill over 9 years ago
Paff! -Great = I could feel it, too.