Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for February 25, 2015
Transcript:
Bernice: "You're my missing roommate? Where have you been?!" Dez: "Following Moira" Bernice: "Who?" Dez: "Moira led me to this university and then to my ailing grandfather's side, where I stayed until Moira showed him the final bath and led me here to be with you!" Bernice: "So. Moira's your guidance counselor....?" Dez: "Ooo! Our panda dung tea is ready!"
JayBluE over 9 years ago
It’s almost ironic that “Panda Tea” is so expensive, given it’s source. But they say it’s healthy- given the Bamboo diet and “relatively clean” living of Pandas… – Bill Gates was also reported to have invested in a system that is supposed to be able to extract water, the “Omniprocessor”, that is said to be able to extract water from poop better than current treatment systems can….(See here or go to: http://www.businessinsider.com/bill-gates-jimmy-fallon-poop-water-2015-1)
Argythree over 9 years ago
Sounds like something I intend to avoid.
Argythree over 9 years ago
If Dez is a practitioner of voudoun, she is not following Greek gods…
Templo S.U.D. over 9 years ago
Dez must be the collegiate version of Bernice’s high school classmate Knute: an oddball.
kittikat2381 over 9 years ago
Well we all know now the stuff in those packages was pot that she is selling, how else can a poor college student afford tea that is $200 a cup?
Angelalex242 over 9 years ago
…that’s not tea I would drink.
Pointspread over 9 years ago
Might be a good time to ask Dez what was in those packages.
Argythree over 9 years ago
Hope you’re wrong. She just got here, and is highly entertaining (to me, anyway). She’s clearly living in a universe that differs from that of poor Bernice, who asks if Moira is Dez’ guidance counselor…
Belinda Banana Ana over 9 years ago
She looks like a fat Trelawney, and has just as phony of beliefs.
JayBluE over 9 years ago
“Waste Of Time”“Dung Beetle Bailey”“It’s A Crap Shoot”“Service For A Small Feces”or “Elimination Round”
JayBluE over 9 years ago
ZZ Top, “Eliminator” “Go Where You Wanna Go”, Mamas And Papas
MaynardAz over 9 years ago
I would bet that Dez has more hair on her legs than I do.
Namrepus over 9 years ago
Is it just me or does Dez look like that infomercial tarot reader Miss Cleo?
JayBluE over 9 years ago
Heh, heh!!! -Perhaps I should have also went with “A Boiling Potty Of Tea”… or “Table, For Potty Of One”….
JayBluE over 9 years ago
LOL!
jnik23260 over 9 years ago
Is panda dung tea more expensive than elephant dung coffee?
ai_vin over 9 years ago
Believe it or not it is a thing; http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Panda_tea
keema70 over 9 years ago
The koala tea of Merci is not strained.
keema70 over 9 years ago
Trelawney as in Harry Potter?
wiselad over 9 years ago
maybe Dez grows her own tea, and the 50 dollars package is Panda dung as Viper works in the Zoo? ;P
Pointspread over 9 years ago
I like my coffee from Brazil, not predigested by anything! Of course to me Moira is a town in County Down so what do I know…
JayBluE over 9 years ago
Sold on a street corner, by someone named “Winnie the Poo h ”…..
Editman over 9 years ago
Everybody missed the reference to Guidance Counselor. That’s Bernie’s job, y’know!
JayBluE over 9 years ago
Yeah, it’ll definitely take care of the odors! And any others, just to be thorough!
ShagsCA over 9 years ago
(Monte Python) What’s brown and sounds like a bell?.....Dung!
Lakegal over 9 years ago
Moira: the personification of Fate.
Skylark over 9 years ago
Just what we need here…another coo-coo!
Mordock999 Premium Member over 9 years ago
Gee-Bus, She’s Following MOTHRA?!!?
Bernice, I’d Get The FRACK Outta There, NOW!!
dadoctah over 9 years ago
No panda dung tea for me, but I’ll have a cup of civet cat coffee if it’s not too much trouble.
loveslife over 9 years ago
you must have a different strip.. Dez’s hair is the same colour Mon. as on Tue., and today, red
Nicole ♫ ⊱✿ ◕‿◕✿⊰♫ Premium Member over 9 years ago
It seems, to my absolute horror, that panda dung tea is a real thing. Thanks, Google.
TORAD_07 over 9 years ago
Anyone notice Dez looks kinda old? Not bashing old people (as I’m one) but I’m wondering if she’s kinda flighty. Like she goes from place to place without a worry.
I’m thinking Dez will won’t be around much longer
I’m afraid I have to agree. I think Dez is, simply, one ginormous “red flag” for Bern to “GET AWAY,” and room with Lu or Gunther (or both ;-PPP), when either (eventually) get “on campus.”
Yeah…… I’ll take a nice “Earl Grey” any day…. but not….. well…. you know……
31768 over 9 years ago
“panda dung tea?” that’s much too exotic!
Thanx, Dez, you go ahead, I pass on that.
Jelfring Premium Member over 9 years ago
I think Dez is an interesting character, not unlike some people I know. I hope she stays around for awhile.
aisforamy over 9 years ago
I’m guessing the Moira is Dez’s Spirit Guide or simiar.
TORAD_07 over 9 years ago
Anyone notice Dez looks kinda old?
Well, not that old, BTW. But, as stated earlier, she does remind me a little of a Ms. Berger with darker skin and dreds instead of curls.
Willywise52 Premium Member over 9 years ago
Ooookay.
Chuck374 over 9 years ago
Well, now we can guess what was in those bags that Piro delivered.
Mneedle over 9 years ago
It is hot water run through Panda Dung and dripped into a cup for your enjoyment.
ACTIVIST1234 over 9 years ago
Hurrah! Dez is taking us on a “trip”— without the use of anything illegal!
2Goldfish over 9 years ago
Ok, this is just getting weird.
ACTIVIST1234 over 9 years ago
“If so, I was thinking rainbow hair would be fun for tomorrow.”*RB2- What fun this is! I, too, would love rainbow hair. Her skin shading also is magically changing from day to day. *I don’t know how she passed the first semester if she was gone all the time— but I am impressed that her Moira is not neglecting her family responsibilities. *Thjis is going to be a real growth experience for Bern— hope she takes advantage of it. (I failed to do so with my promiscuous S African ballet dancer roommate.)
JimT8 over 9 years ago
“What leads you to Greek Mythology in relation to Desdemona?
Try googling Moira (fate) and Panda Dung Tea.-
Sheriff Mordecai Premium Member over 9 years ago
Also, Sheriff, are you going to decide on a hair color for Dez?========If you did you back story homework, you’d know that last year’s occupant of this room was a theater major who experimented with set design, particularly lighting. Her name was Phlegminia. She installed several ceiling mounted dynamic hue LED strips with that use the random buzz-tron day loop feedback circuit to get the special effects you see here. It’s that simple.
JimT8 over 9 years ago
“GREG PLEASE MAKE SOME GAY CHARACTERS!!”
That’s the first polite request we’ve had along those lines. Much better than attempting to out someone who is straight.
Airman over 9 years ago
This “leap” from high school hasn’t really gotten off the ground yet. The very long Gunther and Rosa tale was a disappointment and missed numerous opportunities to zing, but never did. Now, we have Bernice in college with a bunch of weird characters. Not much to cheer about there, either. It’s like someone put speed limit signs at the Indianapolis 500 Race track. Take your foot off the brakes, Greg, cut loose.
locake over 9 years ago
Surely Bernice will stand up to Dez and refuse to drink the crappy tea.
YatInExile over 9 years ago
Run, Bernice. Run and don’t stop.
YatInExile over 9 years ago
Panda Dung Tea? What kind of $#!+ is that?!?
It’s panda $#!+
Willow Mt Lyon over 9 years ago
Panda dung tea is tea that has been fertilized with panda poop. Who is Moira? How does that fake hair do tie in?
Argy.Bargy2 over 9 years ago
What explanation?
Sisyphos over 9 years ago
Dez follows her Destiny/Moira (shouldn’t supposedly brainy Bernice know that?), to Moony Uni, then to the side of her dying grandfather until his death (quite proper pietas), and now to the dorm and her new roommate, to whom she offers her expensive if exotic tea. What’s not to like? So far, at least, Dez is a great addition to the roster of characters!
Seed_drill over 9 years ago
Pour some Head and Shoulders on her. It makes flakes go away.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 9 years ago
From Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Anja I think it was looked at what Giles paid for something and said,“that’s too much, I could get it for half that, I know the demon who defecates it.”{She may not have said “defecates” but pretty close)
sffilk over 9 years ago
Dez is strange. Plain and simple.
ACTIVIST1234 over 9 years ago
“Then why isn’t Bernice’s hair changing color? Or their clothes? Does this LED circuit target Dez’s hair only?”*Got to go with Sheriff on this one. I knew Phlegm, and she was experimenting on the physics of texture density on lighting. (cough, hack)
Kirk Sinclair over 9 years ago
I love it. New Age mama. Extremely intuitive and nuts, everything that Bernice is going to need to learn as a counsellor.
Airman over 9 years ago
Early results: Dez NOT worth the wait. Bernice embarks on The Ship of Fools. Gunther and Rosa should have had sex. Knute and Crystal should move in together. Tiffany needs a meaningful relationship.
3pibgorn9 over 9 years ago
How do you know Gunth and Rosa didn’t make love at some point.
The Old Wolf over 9 years ago
I’d rather drink kopi luwak!
Doctor11 over 9 years ago
I think Moira is her spirit guide.
Ukko wilko over 9 years ago
The kind you can sell to gullible people with too much money!
doverdan over 9 years ago
“Dez mentions being led to her ailing grandfather’s side, and that is the explanation provided for her absence, but it does not explain her comings-and-goings in the middle of the night.”.We don’t know that Dez came to the dorm in the middle of the night. .Someone else could have picked up the packages and forwarded them to her.
ACTIVIST1234 over 9 years ago
Check Wikipedia for “moirai”. From Greek “moira”They controlled the metaphorical thread of life of every mortal from birth to death.
yangeldf over 9 years ago
ok, on the one hand, just because it’s from an endangered species doesn’t mean it’s not crap (literally.) On the other hand, if you’re going to use anything from an endangered species at least that won’t harm it.
wiselad over 9 years ago
about hair color, might be the filters ……………………………………
is not as noticeable, but Bern’s hair has a slightly different tone
ACTIVIST1234 over 9 years ago
Mordock – Oh my gosh, you are on a noble Lenten break from coffee. Please, please, please don’t do anything so desperate as to make a substitute from aniamal dung!
Pipe Tobacco Premium Member over 9 years ago
Howy and RB2… I tend to view this as Dez was gone pretty much the whole semester because of her grandfather. She did drop in once or twice (apparently later in the day, or when Bernice happened to be out) probably to grab something of hers. While she was there, she may have ended up briefly talking with Piro, and/or her other friends…. Viper and Sun, but since she did not have a lot of time to wait around, she didn’t wait around to see or meet Bernice.
ACTIVIST1234 over 9 years ago
Speaking of Wikipedia, who wants to add Des to the list of characters?
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr over 9 years ago
This story line leads me to believe that Greg or Karen did a Google on a Ripley’s Believe It or Not factoid and ended up in an endless loop of obliquely related items the results of which became touchstones in Dez’ character, and that we are about to experience that result.
Pipe Tobacco Premium Member over 9 years ago
I think Dez came back once or twice during the time she was with her grandfather, to BRIEFLY stop and get something of hers that was important and necessary but she had left in her dorm. This suggests to me that she had to probably leave to be by her grandfather’s bedside rather quickly. To me, this makes logical sense to the story arc.
Squoop over 9 years ago
I agree with all who said Moira is Dez’s spirit guide.
notbornyesterday over 9 years ago
You go to a university for an education, but you don’t learn everything in class
maverick1usa over 9 years ago
I’ll join you, none of that tea for me!
RSH over 9 years ago
lots of folks think Dez is an older student but that’s not necessarily the case. Being dark complected, heavier and wearing a skirt doesn’t have to imply that. After all she has a living grandfather so she can’t be that old. Moony is a big public university and students come in all sizes, shapes and ethnic backgrounds. Older students generally don’t live in the dorms unless they are international students. She might be in her 20’s though or maybe a graduate student. I see that Bernice is still in her ‘guidance counselor’ frame of mind (such an old style term.. ) from working in Miss Phelps’ office at Pitts. .Maybe there will be some interesting learning opportunity here for Bernice as she wants to study psychology.
wiselad over 9 years ago
taking that Bern is 18, and looks like Sun and Viper are at least sophs, I would say they are 19 or 20 most probably, I think Dez is also soph at least(maybe Junior) and since Moira guided her to the university, maybe slightly older, so, Dez is anywhere between 19 and 25, but definitely not in her 30s or much less in her 40s
wiselad over 9 years ago
“Missing Follower uses Tea from Droppings”
wiselad over 9 years ago
many times we have seen a certain boy having awesome trips with a stuffed tiger, and one of the originals was a guy named Christopher
wiselad over 9 years ago
come on Airman, the three c’s???? Mexicans know how to count, unless you meant that they see Chave, Chower and Champoo as a single trinity
wiselad over 9 years ago
in the original story he had more than pooh, he had a pig, a Donkey, the kangarooos and a a tiger, with Rabbitt and owl inspired by A A Milne from live animals, 5 of the 6 stuffed toys can be seen in a library, but Roo was lost, most saying most probably in one of the branches of a tree
thefloyd over 9 years ago
Two strips is all I need. Love her!
TORAD_07 over 9 years ago
Chinese word for constipation: Hung Chow.:P
Arrggghhhh! ;-PPP
ISTR a certain very nefarious novel regarding China and “overpopulation…”
A Mr. “W. F. Young” was the author…. ;-PPPP
TIMH over 9 years ago
So, there is a kopi luwak of the tea world?
wiselad over 9 years ago
I said Tiger (not tigger) because from what i remembered some people mentioned that in the original story it was mentioned Chris had a tiger but was never “characterized”, interestingly the"word" Heffalump was introduced in the first 2 books and “imagined”(in the frame of the book itself) looking like an elephant, but was never put as an actual character of the woods until the TV series in late 80s and early 90s
wiselad over 9 years ago
meant the “stuffed tiger”, not as a character, just like Winnie in the 1st chapter(not the intro) was put as having the “real name” of Edward the bear but was called Winnie-ther-Pooh by Christopher ………. and in book 2 the character of tigger was introduced BASED on the tiger toy……… I have not found the whole PDF of the book yet to be able to see if what people posted years ago was true or not(that the tiger was mentioned just like “Edward the bear” was mentioned in the first book)
31768 over 9 years ago
Can you picture Dez and Gunth?
Gunthdez! he may like the poo-tee!
Argythree over 9 years ago
Well, yeah, that’s true, but I guess I never thought of either of those truths as ‘fun’ facts…
Argythree over 9 years ago
OMG SPOILER ALERT….-Geez, poor Bernice. Nothing seems to be as it should be, for her, at least. Dez is happy. Bernice feels, um, crappy…
wiselad over 9 years ago
ummmm, the tiger was not mentioned, so we have to take it that the tiger was gifted to Chris after book 1 was written
jimmeh over 9 years ago
Amazing how seriously people take a COMIC STRIP!