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a lady walks into a bar with a banjo playing pigâŠ.the bartender says you cant come in here with that ugly creatureâŠthe lady says donât put down my pet pig like thatâŠthe bartender says âŠlook lady I was talking to the pigâŠand thatâs why the chicken crossed the road..
Thereâs a residential neighborhood near me that had a poultry farm years ago, and when it closed down they just turned all the birds loose and their descendants (chickens, but also guinea fowl and peafowl) now lounge around the neighborhood and on peopleâs lawns..Drove through it a couple of weeks ago and some rooster was taking its sweet time in front of me getting from one side of the street to the other..When it reached the lawn on the far side, I got out of the car, walked over to it, looked it right in the eye, and demanded âOkay, I give up! WHY?â
The difference between being involved and being committed is like a breakfast of bacon and eggsâŠ..In that, the chicken is involved, but the pig is committedâŠ.Red GreenâŠ..
For all the folks claiming the button doesnât work, thatâs highly dependent on location, most donât (or simply activate the walk signal when the light changes normally) but there are some that do, mostly on intersections where the main street is on constant green unless triggered by either a car pulling up on the side street or someone pressing the button.
I got run over by a chicken once: small group from someoneâs yard out in the road; the rooster was herding them back (didnât know they did that) and one, blind or dumb or something, wandered straight into my waiting car: bonk! I had to get out to make sure there werenât any I couldnât see in front before proceeding.I also once got run over by a deer: the advantage to small cars. He cleared the roof, but kicked both sides in passage, leaving dents.
Um, hate to inject realism here, but when I was a kid visiting my grannyâs farm, a broiler-size chicken hopped into the pig sty to score some of the hogsâ yummy eats . . .
What is a chicken? What has she got?If not herself, Then she has naught.To cluck the thingsShe truly feelsAnd not the squawksOf one who kneelsThe record showedI crossed the roadAnd did itMy way.
DukeDoug, I sometimes post three in a row and thatâs the way they show up on my screen, until later when all of a sudden there are some in between themâŠ.Meowlin, excellent!
Near us, the button controls whether the âall lights red â all walk greenâ phase of the cycle is displayed. If there are no people, the lights just change for the cars. If the button is pressed, thereâs an extra step in the cycle.
Ninette almost 10 years ago
Why did the pig cross the road? To get to the other sty.
Varnes almost 10 years ago
Why did the chicken press the placebo button? To get to the other sideâŠ
Ninette almost 10 years ago
Pigginâ and grinninâ.
Varnes almost 10 years ago
Nobody thinks those things work, right? I can stop four lanes of rush hour traffic just by pushing a button at my convenience?âŠ.OkaaaaayâŠ..
Ninette almost 10 years ago
IIf youâre wondering then stay and see on Stacy.
Varnes almost 10 years ago
And for the record, you really canât have too many pigs playinâ banjosâŠ
Superfrog almost 10 years ago
If it wasnât for the pig, the chicken would have to cross unaccompanied.
Argythree almost 10 years ago
I thought the saying was âwhen pigs flyâ? Not when pigs jamâŠ
Argythree almost 10 years ago
Iâm guessing the happy piggie and chickie are escapees from some fast food restaurant that serves bacon and eggs for breakfastâŠ
mr_sherman Premium Member almost 10 years ago
The chicken is crossing the road to get away from the banjo playing pig because he saw âDeliveranceâ.
i_am_the_jam almost 10 years ago
So whatâs with the pig?
Agent54 almost 10 years ago
at least the pig is not wearing lipstick.
hawgowar almost 10 years ago
Squeal like a pig!
wrwallaceii almost 10 years ago
It looks like Bacon and Eggs on the hoof to me.
alviebird almost 10 years ago
Once and for all; the chicken crossed the road to prove to the possum that it can be done.
phylum almost 10 years ago
a lady walks into a bar with a banjo playing pigâŠ.the bartender says you cant come in here with that ugly creatureâŠthe lady says donât put down my pet pig like thatâŠthe bartender says âŠlook lady I was talking to the pigâŠand thatâs why the chicken crossed the road..
dadoctah almost 10 years ago
Thereâs a residential neighborhood near me that had a poultry farm years ago, and when it closed down they just turned all the birds loose and their descendants (chickens, but also guinea fowl and peafowl) now lounge around the neighborhood and on peopleâs lawns..Drove through it a couple of weeks ago and some rooster was taking its sweet time in front of me getting from one side of the street to the other..When it reached the lawn on the far side, I got out of the car, walked over to it, looked it right in the eye, and demanded âOkay, I give up! WHY?â
Varnes almost 10 years ago
The difference between being involved and being committed is like a breakfast of bacon and eggsâŠ..In that, the chicken is involved, but the pig is committedâŠ.Red GreenâŠ..
whiteheron almost 10 years ago
Have you seen the little piggies in their starched white shirts?
David Norton Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Who is âStacyâ that the street is named after?
puddlesplatt almost 10 years ago
I love watching those that think, pounding on the button it will change just for themâŠHey Stupid have you ever heard of a timer.but Itâs ME, ME!
DeltaMikeUno almost 10 years ago
I think the pigâs there to provide the background music as the chicken weaves, bobs, and dodges past drivers who disregard the signal.
MeGoNow Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Mmmmmmm. Ham ân eggs.
leons1701 almost 10 years ago
For all the folks claiming the button doesnât work, thatâs highly dependent on location, most donât (or simply activate the walk signal when the light changes normally) but there are some that do, mostly on intersections where the main street is on constant green unless triggered by either a car pulling up on the side street or someone pressing the button.
dabugger almost 10 years ago
Chicken and porky accompaniment
steverinoCT almost 10 years ago
I got run over by a chicken once: small group from someoneâs yard out in the road; the rooster was herding them back (didnât know they did that) and one, blind or dumb or something, wandered straight into my waiting car: bonk! I had to get out to make sure there werenât any I couldnât see in front before proceeding.I also once got run over by a deer: the advantage to small cars. He cleared the roof, but kicked both sides in passage, leaving dents.
joegee almost 10 years ago
Why do the comments get doubledâŠor tripled even sometimes on here?
nosirrom almost 10 years ago
The street name makes me wonder if the pigâs name is Stacy Petrie.
Banjo Gordy Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Wiley really hit a high note on this one. Makes my fingers itch to put this to song on my 5-string banjo.
Al Nala almost 10 years ago
What? Nobody sees the political implications? I am shocked!
TlalocW almost 10 years ago
Why did the dog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.
melospiza almost 10 years ago
Why did the pig serenade the chicken crossing the road?
Gokie5 almost 10 years ago
Um, hate to inject realism here, but when I was a kid visiting my grannyâs farm, a broiler-size chicken hopped into the pig sty to score some of the hogsâ yummy eats . . .
alangwatkins almost 10 years ago
The street sign should read âHighway 61â
fatchance almost 10 years ago
Some of these comments are better than the comic! Thanks, folks.
MikeJanus Premium Member almost 10 years ago
This may be the answer: http://banjopigs.blogspot.com/
meowlin almost 10 years ago
What is a chicken? What has she got?If not herself, Then she has naught.To cluck the thingsShe truly feelsAnd not the squawksOf one who kneelsThe record showedI crossed the roadAnd did itMy way.
Mike Parsons Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Swine playing banjos⊠what better reason to cross the road?
KEA almost 10 years ago
wait until he sees the flamingo with the yoyo
alviebird almost 10 years ago
Embedding is not working today.
So, nobody likes banjo music?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8WC7H2ZJMw
If that isnât enough star power for you: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQIJuu3N5EY
Frederick J Bradbury Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Look! A Bacon Banjo!
Varnes almost 10 years ago
DukeDoug, I sometimes post three in a row and thatâs the way they show up on my screen, until later when all of a sudden there are some in between themâŠ.Meowlin, excellent!
DutchUncle almost 10 years ago
Near us, the button controls whether the âall lights red â all walk greenâ phase of the cycle is displayed. If there are no people, the lights just change for the cars. If the button is pressed, thereâs an extra step in the cycle.
alviebird almost 10 years ago
Reference multiple posts:
In the case of your own posts, (as with Varnes) reload (refresh) the page before hitting âRefresh Commentsâ.
I have no idea if this is whatâs causing the permanent multiple posts. Reloading the page usually make them disappear.
ellisaana Premium Member almost 10 years ago
The chickenâs name is Pearl. Sheâs going first.
Argythree almost 10 years ago
To Wiley, in case you drop in to read these comments, something is wrong with your Sunday comic on ArcaMax.
coffeemugman almost 10 years ago
The chicken is involved, the pig is committedâŠ
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr almost 10 years ago
âSQUEAL LIKE A PIG!!!âDUELING BANJOS
mistercatworks almost 10 years ago
The pigâs not crossing, heâs busking. Why does the chicken cross the road? To get away from the pig playing the ukulele.