a lady walks into a bar with a banjo playing pig….the bartender says you cant come in here with that ugly creature…the lady says don’t put down my pet pig like that…the bartender says …look lady I was talking to the pig…and that’s why the chicken crossed the road..
There’s a residential neighborhood near me that had a poultry farm years ago, and when it closed down they just turned all the birds loose and their descendants (chickens, but also guinea fowl and peafowl) now lounge around the neighborhood and on people’s lawns..Drove through it a couple of weeks ago and some rooster was taking its sweet time in front of me getting from one side of the street to the other..When it reached the lawn on the far side, I got out of the car, walked over to it, looked it right in the eye, and demanded “Okay, I give up! WHY?”
The difference between being involved and being committed is like a breakfast of bacon and eggs…..In that, the chicken is involved, but the pig is committed….Red Green…..
For all the folks claiming the button doesn’t work, that’s highly dependent on location, most don’t (or simply activate the walk signal when the light changes normally) but there are some that do, mostly on intersections where the main street is on constant green unless triggered by either a car pulling up on the side street or someone pressing the button.
I got run over by a chicken once: small group from someone’s yard out in the road; the rooster was herding them back (didn’t know they did that) and one, blind or dumb or something, wandered straight into my waiting car: bonk! I had to get out to make sure there weren’t any I couldn’t see in front before proceeding.I also once got run over by a deer: the advantage to small cars. He cleared the roof, but kicked both sides in passage, leaving dents.
Um, hate to inject realism here, but when I was a kid visiting my granny’s farm, a broiler-size chicken hopped into the pig sty to score some of the hogs’ yummy eats . . .
What is a chicken? What has she got?If not herself, Then she has naught.To cluck the thingsShe truly feelsAnd not the squawksOf one who kneelsThe record showedI crossed the roadAnd did itMy way.
DukeDoug, I sometimes post three in a row and that’s the way they show up on my screen, until later when all of a sudden there are some in between them….Meowlin, excellent!
Near us, the button controls whether the “all lights red – all walk green” phase of the cycle is displayed. If there are no people, the lights just change for the cars. If the button is pressed, there’s an extra step in the cycle.
Ninette over 9 years ago
Why did the pig cross the road? To get to the other sty.
Varnes over 9 years ago
Why did the chicken press the placebo button? To get to the other side…
Ninette over 9 years ago
Piggin’ and grinnin’.
Varnes over 9 years ago
Nobody thinks those things work, right? I can stop four lanes of rush hour traffic just by pushing a button at my convenience?….Okaaaaay…..
Ninette over 9 years ago
IIf you’re wondering then stay and see on Stacy.
Varnes over 9 years ago
And for the record, you really can’t have too many pigs playin’ banjos…
Superfrog over 9 years ago
If it wasn’t for the pig, the chicken would have to cross unaccompanied.
Argythree over 9 years ago
I thought the saying was ‘when pigs fly’? Not when pigs jam…
Argythree over 9 years ago
I’m guessing the happy piggie and chickie are escapees from some fast food restaurant that serves bacon and eggs for breakfast…
mr_sherman Premium Member over 9 years ago
The chicken is crossing the road to get away from the banjo playing pig because he saw “Deliverance”.
i_am_the_jam over 9 years ago
So what’s with the pig?
Agent54 over 9 years ago
at least the pig is not wearing lipstick.
hawgowar over 9 years ago
Squeal like a pig!
wrwallaceii over 9 years ago
It looks like Bacon and Eggs on the hoof to me.
alviebird over 9 years ago
Once and for all; the chicken crossed the road to prove to the possum that it can be done.
phylum over 9 years ago
a lady walks into a bar with a banjo playing pig….the bartender says you cant come in here with that ugly creature…the lady says don’t put down my pet pig like that…the bartender says …look lady I was talking to the pig…and that’s why the chicken crossed the road..
dadoctah over 9 years ago
There’s a residential neighborhood near me that had a poultry farm years ago, and when it closed down they just turned all the birds loose and their descendants (chickens, but also guinea fowl and peafowl) now lounge around the neighborhood and on people’s lawns..Drove through it a couple of weeks ago and some rooster was taking its sweet time in front of me getting from one side of the street to the other..When it reached the lawn on the far side, I got out of the car, walked over to it, looked it right in the eye, and demanded “Okay, I give up! WHY?”
Varnes over 9 years ago
The difference between being involved and being committed is like a breakfast of bacon and eggs…..In that, the chicken is involved, but the pig is committed….Red Green…..
whiteheron over 9 years ago
Have you seen the little piggies in their starched white shirts?
David Norton Premium Member over 9 years ago
Who is “Stacy” that the street is named after?
puddlesplatt over 9 years ago
I love watching those that think, pounding on the button it will change just for them…Hey Stupid have you ever heard of a timer.but It’s ME, ME!
DeltaMikeUno over 9 years ago
I think the pig’s there to provide the background music as the chicken weaves, bobs, and dodges past drivers who disregard the signal.
MeGoNow Premium Member over 9 years ago
Mmmmmmm. Ham ’n eggs.
leons1701 over 9 years ago
For all the folks claiming the button doesn’t work, that’s highly dependent on location, most don’t (or simply activate the walk signal when the light changes normally) but there are some that do, mostly on intersections where the main street is on constant green unless triggered by either a car pulling up on the side street or someone pressing the button.
dabugger over 9 years ago
Chicken and porky accompaniment
steverinoCT over 9 years ago
I got run over by a chicken once: small group from someone’s yard out in the road; the rooster was herding them back (didn’t know they did that) and one, blind or dumb or something, wandered straight into my waiting car: bonk! I had to get out to make sure there weren’t any I couldn’t see in front before proceeding.I also once got run over by a deer: the advantage to small cars. He cleared the roof, but kicked both sides in passage, leaving dents.
joegee over 9 years ago
Why do the comments get doubled…or tripled even sometimes on here?
nosirrom over 9 years ago
The street name makes me wonder if the pig’s name is Stacy Petrie.
Banjo Gordy Premium Member over 9 years ago
Wiley really hit a high note on this one. Makes my fingers itch to put this to song on my 5-string banjo.
Al Nala over 9 years ago
What? Nobody sees the political implications? I am shocked!
TlalocW over 9 years ago
Why did the dog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.
melospiza over 9 years ago
Why did the pig serenade the chicken crossing the road?
Gokie5 over 9 years ago
Um, hate to inject realism here, but when I was a kid visiting my granny’s farm, a broiler-size chicken hopped into the pig sty to score some of the hogs’ yummy eats . . .
alangwatkins over 9 years ago
The street sign should read “Highway 61”
fatchance over 9 years ago
Some of these comments are better than the comic! Thanks, folks.
MikeJanus Premium Member over 9 years ago
This may be the answer: http://banjopigs.blogspot.com/
meowlin over 9 years ago
What is a chicken? What has she got?If not herself, Then she has naught.To cluck the thingsShe truly feelsAnd not the squawksOf one who kneelsThe record showedI crossed the roadAnd did itMy way.
Mike Parsons Premium Member over 9 years ago
Swine playing banjos… what better reason to cross the road?
KEA over 9 years ago
wait until he sees the flamingo with the yoyo
alviebird over 9 years ago
Embedding is not working today.
So, nobody likes banjo music?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8WC7H2ZJMw
If that isn’t enough star power for you: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQIJuu3N5EY
Frederick J Bradbury Premium Member over 9 years ago
Look! A Bacon Banjo!
Varnes over 9 years ago
DukeDoug, I sometimes post three in a row and that’s the way they show up on my screen, until later when all of a sudden there are some in between them….Meowlin, excellent!
DutchUncle over 9 years ago
Near us, the button controls whether the “all lights red – all walk green” phase of the cycle is displayed. If there are no people, the lights just change for the cars. If the button is pressed, there’s an extra step in the cycle.
alviebird over 9 years ago
Reference multiple posts:
In the case of your own posts, (as with Varnes) reload (refresh) the page before hitting “Refresh Comments”.
I have no idea if this is what’s causing the permanent multiple posts. Reloading the page usually make them disappear.
ellisaana Premium Member over 9 years ago
The chicken’s name is Pearl. She’s going first.
Argythree over 9 years ago
To Wiley, in case you drop in to read these comments, something is wrong with your Sunday comic on ArcaMax.
coffeemugman over 9 years ago
The chicken is involved, the pig is committed…
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr over 9 years ago
“SQUEAL LIKE A PIG!!!”DUELING BANJOS
mistercatworks over 9 years ago
The pig’s not crossing, he’s busking. Why does the chicken cross the road? To get away from the pig playing the ukulele.