Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for April 27, 2015

Boo looks absolutely crazed, and yet she’s sharp enough to keep playing one parent off against the other.

Is Boo wearing her mouth guard from softball or are those Mr. Ed choppers growing bigger by the day? What’s with all the pumpkins on the counter in P1? Maybe Boo is related to Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater.

Manipulative beeatch…

Judging by the hottie in P2, Boo must have gotten her awful looks from her father, although the eyebrows appear to be identical to mom’s. I don’t know what to say about the pig nose…

Mom kinda has the “hot librarian” look going on. And what the hell did Boo’s dad Arthur buy her – an armored truck?

I don’t see this ending well, does Tru ride with her and get into an accident?

Looks like Boos Mom is tending to her pumpkin collection in P.1. Dr. Seus

In all reality, Boo’s Dad bought her a Wagonmaster Queen Family Truckster Station Wagon used from Clark Griswold . Boo and True can cruise the country and seven seas in it during their global crime spree ala Bonnie and Clyde .

A role player in this strip is a cinch to make it if their coffee mug has “BOO” on it. Not gonna happen. P2- Momma Boo resembles a young Mary Martin starring in “Peter Pan.”

Boo is not hard to dislike. It will be fun when mom and dad finally communicate and Boo gets the hammer from both.

I just hope the Family Truckster has a “Gil Thorp – State Champ” bumper sticker on the back.

I’m letting Mr. ‘s Jagger and Richards speak for me this morning:.I’m not talking about the kind of clothes she wears Look at that stupid girl I’m not talking about the way she combs her hair Look at that stupid girl The way she powders her nose Her vanity shows and it shows She’s the worst thing in this world Well, look at that stupid girl I’m not talking about the way she digs for gold Look at that stupid girl Well, I’m talking about the way she grabs and holds Look at that stupid girl The way she talks about someone else That she don’t even know herself She’s the sickest thing in this world Well, look at that stupid girl Well, I’m sick and tired And I really have my doubts I’ve tried and tried But it never really works out Like a lady in waiting to a virgin queen Look at that stupid girl She bitches ‘bout things that she’s never seen Look at that stupid girl It doesn’t matter if she dyes her hair Or the color of the shoes she wears She’s the worst thing in this world Well, look at that stupid girl Shut-up, shut-up, shut-up, shut-up, shut-up Shut-up, shut-up, shut-up, shut-up, shut-up Shut-up, shut-up, shut-up Like a lady in waiting to a virgin queen Look at that stupid girl She bitches ‘bout things that she’s never seen Look at that stupid girl She purrs like a pussycat Then she turns ‘round and hisses back She’s the sickest thing in this world Look at that stupid girl

So help me, if Rubin gets this me-me-me twerp together with Tru(e), I’m leading the peasants with torches and pitchforks.

Coaches Held Hostage: Day 18 for Kaz.

Oh, Boo. Blackmailing your parents for a car is so ’90s.

Proof of Insurance? Officer, I only have two parents

Terrible parents.

I let Pink speak for me!“Stupid Girls”

Aha, aha

Stupid girl, stupid girls, stupid girls

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Go to Fred Segal, you’ll find them thereLaughing loud so all the little people stareLooking for a daddy to pay for the champagne(Drop a name)What happened to the dreams of a girl presidentShe’s dancing in the video next to 50 CentThey travel in packs of two or threeWith their itsy bitsy doggies and their teeny-weeny teesWhere, oh where, have the smart people gone?Oh where, oh where could they be?

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(Break it down now)Disease’s growing, it’s epidemicI’m scared that there ain’t a cureThe world believes it and I’m going crazyI cannot take any moreI’m so glad that I’ll never fit inThat will never be meOutcasts and girls with ambitionThat’s what I wanna see(Come on)Disasters all aroundWorld despairedYour only concernWill it fuck up my hair

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(Do ya think? Do ya think? Do ya think?)(I like this, like this, like this)Pretty will you fuck me girl, silly I’m so lucky girlPull my head and suck it girl, stupid girl!Pretty would you fuck me girl, silly I’m so lucky girlPull my head and suck it girl, stupid girl!

(Baby) Baby if I act like that, flipping my blond hair back(Baby if I) Push up my bra like that, stupid girl!

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[“stupid girl” throughout:]Baby if I act like that, flipping my blond hair backPush up my bra like that,Stupid girlStupid girlStupid girl

oh boo-hoo is what you will be singing very soon………

2008 Jeep Compass, 13.6 gal fuel tank, 23/28 mpg, so at least 320 miles per week on a full tank. One round trip per week to Central City to see dad. 5 days a week to and from school. That’s a whole lot of cruising around town and trips to the Bucket.

Boo’s face reminds me of a Beaver episode when Eddie Haskell tricks Beaver into telling a Spanish kid, “Usted tiene una cara como puerco.”

There appears to be a little FREAKY FRIDAY going on in the Radley household. Ma Boo is looking much finer than Boo…

T-car, WMF, and Mop – thanks for the musical references! Pretty eclectic tastes from you three.

Not only Beaver, but his parents as well. The Spanish child and his parents were highly insulted.